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Life working full time is a vortex of "IM SORRY I CANT POST YET IM SWAMPED WITH WORTH" Sorry ya'll<3;;;
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Dang thicc hips, Bomb ass lips, I could rule the world on my fingertips. ~<3
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wait what? i thought i was going to be god .3.

Name : God/ "The Father of All Things"

Age : ?

Race : Spiritual Entity

Powers (three)

Creationism - As Literal God, the ability to create ideas and put them in the minds of man to make civilization better for themselves, as well as forming objects from thin air. He has made, and destroyed planets, he has given man free will. He is the creator of all those who exist around him.

Holy Aura - The ability to heal, comfort, and console any wounded soul or body

Eternal Wisdom - All knowing, all being, there is no one that understands more knowledge than He. He does not know everything the people have chosen to do, however, not since giving the gift of free will.

Mastery of what weapon (two weapons)

Sword of the Sun - A blade, with all the heat, and light of the sun, can send out waves of energy to burn men alive, or even heal those with the gentle sunshine emitting from it.

Bows and Arrows of lightning - A bow so grand it extends from the Fathers waist to a foot above his head, drawing arrows made of lightning that pierce and destroy the foe with the speed of light.

Crushes : n/a, God loves all things, but not in that way

URSAAAA *huggles and pets ferret friend* .u.
Heeyyyy Windel 'sup? I'll be playing as either god or lucifer. or both, whatevs
Though the merchant did see the fish coming for his cheek, he chose not to avoid it and to take the slap of his newfound darling. Though, when he was slapped, he fell back in an almost comedic way. He still held her but gently set her down, rubbing his cheek over his mask and letting out an impish giggle.

"Love hurts, monami~
But I take this chance to
Ask if you are free

I~~~
Gave ya' a start
Yet that ain't my harm
Ya' see girl you just stole my heart."

He lifted up his mask just enough to expose his lips, from which he blew her a kiss with his gloved hand. Then he reached his hand into his pocket inside his coat and dramatically removed.... A Hero of Time Bobblehead.

"BOBBLEHEADS."

He gave it to Felicia.

"For you it's free
Mon chere~"

And with that, the strange, masked rapper pulled his mask back down, leapt back over the counter, and brandished his craft to the gathered crowd. Though they were nervous, they did happen to like his Hero of Time paraphernalia. He was quickly selling them and a few other wares just standing around in front of the fish stand, of which for now he had forgotten his desire for fish.
I will wait for Ursa to post before posting my response for Aagni
Alright, put in the CS that he's in all black
Mike. Hurry up >:<
I love playing as Jira, but he made even me facepalm. Yet I'm writing for him.
XD
In the distance, a man ran.

He did not run to save his hide, nor to spread messages of good or bad, but ran to get this damn voice out of his head. It was worse than ticks, and he had suffered from those too. He'd learned to run fast in his days, whether it was away or to danger. Even so, with the wind blowing him back he nearly lost his hat, which he kept prominently tucked against his head with a gloved hand. At last, it came into view, the Kakariko village. Or... was it? He didn't see any signs but he had the feeling he was supposed to be here.

He stopped running and plopped down on the ground, thinking for a moment. Hmm... Perhaps it would be wise to ask a local? He scratched his chin beneath his mask. His eyes just happened to be drifting, when he caught sight of a sign, stating that fresh fish was for sale. His belly churned at the thought that his last fish had spoiled before he had the chance to eat it, and now he was only left with bread and roots for his personal item. Yes, a man requires MEAT!

He dashed over in a flash to the stand which sold fresh fish, not even bothering to notice how much green everyone was in, nor the festivities. His mouth watered at the idea of having fish once more. He went to ask the person working at the counter for some, but then he noticed her.

A beautiful Hylian girl with red hair so fine it caressed her olive skin like she were a statue, resting in the shade. With hearts in his eyes, he leaped over the counter and scooped her up bridal style into his arms, moving his mask up to show his own face... he romantically said to her:

"Eeeeyyy Giiirl~
Lookin so hot
Ya don't even know
Stole me out right on the spot

I'ma be honest
You makin' me trip
With them perky breasts
and chunky hips~

Ya don't even know
How much I wan' show
Make my heart go
Click-clack-boom
Yeah?"

Damn he was good.
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