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Life working full time is a vortex of "IM SORRY I CANT POST YET IM SWAMPED WITH WORTH" Sorry ya'll<3;;;
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Oh god. Dishonor in the afterlife, how will he escape this one
....My friend told me it was called sudoku *facepalm* I've been had.
Jira froze, the color draining from his face behind his mask as everyone ran off with his beloved rupees. Then the ginger headed farmer stepped in during Jira's frozen state, shooing away those in the crowd. He got down to pick up the rest of his rupees with the boy, listening to him speak as he went on... Even looking at his sister when he brought her up. She was a little cutie, and he was tempted to give her a little bobblehead... but with nearly half his fortune gone in one day, perhaps it was best to keep his things to himself. He looked at Matt's outstretched hand and hesitated a moment. He just kinda wanted to thank the kid and move on somewhere where he wouldn't feel the shame of his loss from everyone around him. But alas, the curse.... so Jira took a deep breath.

"Ayoooooo~!!!"

He leaped up. He struck a pose that would make the members of Dragon Ball Z's Ginyu force pale in comparison. (*insert sound of fourth wall shattering*)

"The name is Spider,
The Spider of Rain
Ain't heard of me
'Cause I ain't a chain
I can't be
Replicated
Nor
Duplicated
And I'm wiki-wiki-WOW when I'm applicated!
You see,
The ladies they swoon and sway
But they ain't afraid
'Cause I'm here to stay
So sit back y'all
Don't lose your fringe
Just busta' move
It's Jira Hinj."

His body relaxed and he held out his hand to shake Matt's outstretched one.
Name: Ichiro Haruka
Nickname: Ichiro
Age: 36
Sex: Male
Year of Death: 1497 A.D.
Method of Suicide: Seppuku-Sudoku!
Appearance:
Height: 6'3
Many scars cover his body in various places from battle
Bio: *holds up optional card*
Personality: *holds up second optional card*
Relations in Life: Everyone he cared for or knew died long before his time.
Optional
Loves: Peace and Quiet
Likes: Nature, board games
Dislikes: Loud people, garish music
Hates: Innocent bloodshed
Preferred Beverage: Sake
Fears: Never being with the one he loves again
Skills/Talents: Swordsmanship, stringing a bow and arrow as well as minor use with it.
Lmfao you guys really brighten my day you know that? XD
Baklava said
Him just saying that and all those people actually forking over that kind of money are two entirely different things.... You also never made any mention of him collecting money whilst teaching them to dance and also beatboxing. I didn't say you can't have him sell at those kinds of prices. I'm saying it's illogical to think that many people would fall for such a scam and also illogical to think he'd be able to teach his dance while collecting money every 60 seconds, assuming people didn't want to just jump in during the middle of his "lesson". I'm sorry that you had to do all that math for nothing, but it's not my fault if you didn't logically consider how people tend to handle money on a regular basis. If he was capable of making that kind of money in one hour, I don't think he'd still be a simple merchant like he is. Having a thief swipe from him really wouldn't be all that farfetched either. Especially if they're watching a guy like Jira rake in that much cash whilst, if you REALLY want to get technical, lugging around all that stuff you put in his inventory. I already had the discussion about carrying stuff. While Jira may be able to carry all that, it's unlikely he'd be all that fast with it on his person (if even able to dance at all). If he's got a wagon or cart with him, you never made mention of it.And I haven't even gotten into the fact that your character just skipped ahead an hour whilst it's only been like ten minutes for everyone else. After 30 minutes (at most!), everyone who witnessed the light would probably have moved on, so he would have lost his main lead, which was "Ohh! Spooky light means danger! Better dance!" I mean, unless these supremely overpriced dance sessions are something he does on the regular. (In which case I refer, again, to my statement about how he shouldn't even be having to peddle his own wares with that kind of money. Heck, he probably wouldn't even have to pick his own nose-- he'd be the richest man in Hyrule.)


It's resolved itself anyways. Sorry to be such a damn bother.
Sigh. So it would seem it has.
nyeeehhh... Iatos, I don't think that the front of the school would be visible from where they were before. At least I had it in my head that they were in the woods or at least the wooded area, and I doubt the view of the school would be there. I dunno. Not to mention Dios would have known she was there if she chose to 'sneak up' on the like that...
Well... uh... this... shouldn't have come as a surprise :< He said that since the beginning, ten rupees a minute. I feel a bit upset that you ask me to change it now when you hadn't had an issue with it before. By all means, have a thief swipe it away, whatever. If you have a problem with the prices I have for Jira then please tell me before I carefully calculate everything so that nothing would be unexplained. And that was your rule, that nothing should be unexplained or else this would happen. In this case, everything was explained, so excuse me if I feel that is a bit unfair. Again, whatever. Have a thief run off with it.
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