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God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

Skylar, I would do it but i have no fucking idea how big you want to be, or in what shape. Just do it yourself - you can tell I am not the most skilled ms painter myself, but noone gives a hoot

From Stardust, To Stardust

Ah sorry Monkey - I didn't realize you at least had a soft science explanation. I only read his summary, because I am a lazy asshat who hates to do research.

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

You're missing some stuff this is what I got. I'm not including Mercatura, because he steps on the toes of not one but two nations posted before him. The Kolvalkan Empire is the GM's nation, I don't think he has posted it up but he told me to reserve it for him

Mages of Atmara

Right, I'll get the character going. How does a life mage know how to tell its liver to metabolize ethanol faster than usual, without knowing how the liver works, or how alcohol works. Do they know how to tell the pituitary gland to resume making vasopressin without knowing what the pituitary gland or vasopressin is?

From Stardust, To Stardust

[as for who I am, I heard the cry of shitty science and answered it. I come and go with the wind, going only where I am needed. I'll probably make an app soon] ANTI MATTER BEAMS? FORTY KEKS GOY.I don't know what the fuck that is for one, I am imagining a squirt gun shooting antimatter at some other ship. Let's forget for a second that antimatter is a particle, not some sort of EM radiation that can be "beamed", I suppose the fucking clod means spraying antimatter at a ship. And while that would work, and be fucking effective, why not just USE antimatter to shoot things really fast at the enemy ship. Antimatter is a very powerful thing, and the mechanism for shooting at ships would probably be so fucking obtuse and large, not to mention who knows how slow the antimatter would go [antimatter is also much harder to produce than some bits of metal or plutonium to shoot at the enemies, so while being less efficient theoretically if all the antimatter connected, it would be more ergonomic]. Also, anti-hydrogen or some sort of anti-plasma would be gasses or maybe liquids. WHO KNOWS HOW GASSES BEHAVE IN A VACUUM? OH YEAH, THEY FUCKING SPREAD OUT DUE TO BROWNIAN MOTION. Also, lets imagine for a second you could get antimatter going fast enough to be viable in space combat, and then lets imagine it goes in a beam, all that you will get is a big fucking explosion, not some sort of neat cut. And another thing: "Oh wow, these people have big anti-ship weapons that are really good. My only recourse is something that will REMOVE PLANETS FROM EXISTENCE." Good logic there. And another thing, fix your fucking cartridge sizes - every modern cartridge is way more than 2x longer than it is wide, and there are very good reasons for this. Maybe you should follow suit. Unless your guns are railguns, which I suspect they are, in which case you do not want your slugs to be very thick, seeing as ideally they would punch through armor and either explode or just mushroom out. Also, this would let you store loads more, and not have to use so much energy for the same anti-ship capabilities.

From Stardust, To Stardust

...... I am pondering whether of not I should downsize the Zargans X3 the thought of taking an anti-tank missile to the face doesn't sound too fun now that I think about XD

@NacNak

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY. Gosh, who would have though in a modern combat setting giant cumbersome beasts incapable of taking cover, slow as balls and not particularly maneuverable, would be shitty at modern combat. I say don't downsize them - let them learn the hard way that ever since like 1850 their shitty fucking giant bodies are entirely worthless at fighting things with modern weapons.,

Game of Life [Apocalyptic, Fungus zombie, RP]

who else is on this list?

@User

Take a look for yourself.

@Samebito

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpG--q5u6ns

From Stardust, To Stardust

NacNack, I have a point of order. You say your fucking giant battleship warrior thing has a really big gun that shoots things real fast. However, I don't think you understand just how big the things are, and how fast they are going. I roughly crunched the numbers, so accuracy may not be the best, but I came out with: 1.0189e^15 tonnes of TNT. Over one PETATONNE OF TNT. In joules that is 4.2629e^24J, or 4 yottajoules. That is a fucking silly amount of energy. That is 10 times the amount of energy present on earth in the form of Uranium 238. It is in the same ballpark as the TOTAL AMOUNT OF SUNLIGHT THAT HITS THE EARTH EACH YEAR. It is 100 times the amount of energy present in all the fossil fuels in the world today. So, to summarize: fucking god fucking damn you have made the most fucking stupid gun ever. You would need 23682777.78 kilograms of antimatter [in anti-hydrogen] per shot [not to mention the equivalent amount of real-hydrogen to react with]. It would fuck ANYTHING in the eye. That gun would destroy planets. Like, atomize them. Forever. What the fuck, why would anyone build that ever. Also, it is fucking impossible to get that much energy, and that much energy is pointless.

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

you should write an application Duck. I'm curious how fucking awesome an app from someone with >2000 posts will be.

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

I don't know how it actually works, but my assumption was that when burned it reduced the gravitational force on mass within an area of it, so I would think that the altitude is determined by the method of propulsion, with Elan making heavy things easy to lift.