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4 yrs ago
Current cunt has positive connotations in my country, so no
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AMAB: all mods are bastards
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September is PCOS Awareness Month - shout out to all my cysters out there! 1 in 10 women have it and many go undiagnosed for a long time because women's health issues are taken less seriously.
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don't take the bait
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that's an open invitation to peep
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Hello! My name is Roach, the malcontent formerly known as McHaggis, and I've been on this site for a good while now. Wherever I end up, the Guild will always have a special place in my heart because it's where I met some of my very best friends and long-time writing partners. (Seven years strong!) It has absolutely nothing to do with the functional code or the great status bar takes, that much I can assure you.

There's not much to say about me except that I'm a graduate who had a lot of time to kill in lockdown, which is easing up at present. I'm currently trying to tame BBCode or die trying, and I think it's going pretty well. If you are at all interested in this endeavor, please check out my guides (1 & 2) or PM me for a bit of chit-chat about tables so janky you can literally break the site with them.

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the old guard, dragon age 2, mass effect, doctor who, the witcher, lore olympus, the devil is a handsome man, avatar: the last airbender, the dragon prince
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groups ✦ sentaku, a tower of sand
1x1s ✦ morsmordre, amortentia, veritaserum, post-script (complete), six in the chamber
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Cockroach Clusters
Cockroach Clusters
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Crunchy Codes and Trashcan Characters
Welcome one and all to the dump. Here you can 
find work-in-progress guides to BBCode, BBCode
monstrosities, weird unicode constructions,
character sheets, templates, and a whole lot
of broken formatting on mobile.
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If you are at all curious about anything you
see in here, please ask! I'm happy to discuss
how BBCode works with like-minded masochists.
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Index
Index
I. Amortentia
II.Veritaserum
III.
IV.

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I would like to tentatively reserve Kiefer Sutherland as a FC.
[SUP]ERSTARS
[SUP]ERSTARS

Advanced BBCode Hacks
Advanced BBCode Hacks
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DISCLAIMER: As with a lot of aesthetics that use sups and subs to cause overlap, some of the tips here may fuck up the formatting on some mobile devices. This guide was tested on an Android phone and looks fine, but YMMV. There may also be differences between Google Chrome and Firefox (and other browsers).

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1. Centred "Dropshadows"
1. Centred "Dropshadows"

As you may have noticed, the guild is not like other forums in its BBCode. Which is to say, it is functional* but lacking in depth. Many other forums have the text-glow command or something like it which allow users to produce dropshadows on text – useful to make headers pop on the dark grey background.


We can't make a proper dropshadow on the Guild (as far as I know) but with judicious use of sup, sub, and header codes, we can manage a good approximation. Here's the code:

[center]
[sup][h2]
[color=black]dropshadow [/color]
[color=555151]dropshadow[/color]
[/h2][/sup]
[/center]

Simple, right? This should be plug-and-go, but here's how it works, because this is a base for everything else in the guide:

  • [center] – Self-explanatory, but this code only works for centred dropshadows. See next section for lefties.

  • [sup][h2] – The bit that causes it to work. The[sup]or[sub]must be on the outside of the header [h2]. This works by forcing all of the following lines of text into one line, causing it to overlap (because uhhh Guild code).

  • [color=black]dropshadow [/color] – Your shadow layer. Make sure the text matches what is in step 4, but add a space after the last letter. This space shifts it out of alignment, providing a shadow on the left side.

  • [color=555151]dropshadow[/color] – The last line of code will always end up on top of the previous, so this is your coloured text layer. Go mad with that hex, but make sure the text matches.

  • [/h2][/sup][/center] – Closing tags. In my experience, where most of the errors occur.

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2. Left-Aligned "Dropshadows"
2. Left-Aligned "Dropshadows"

Okay, when I said the code from Part 1 wouldn't work for left-aligned dropshadows, it was maybe an exaggeration. The code is almost identical minus the use of[center]and the only difference is where we put the spaces.

So, since left-aligned text is flush with the boundaries, we don't need to bump the shadow layer on the right-hand side, we just need to bump the top layer on the left. Let's try that:

[sup][h2][color=black]failed dropshadow[/color]
[color=555151] failed dropshadow[/color][/h2][/sup]

Oh. Uh. Something isn't quite right.


The code is fine here. It should work. The problem with left-aligned drop-shadows is that the standard space is too big and leaves a gap between the letters. To fix this, we can use Unicode spaces which vary in width. This website is a good resource for the spaces in question, easy to copypaste from. Using the "hair-space" from this page, the code would be:

[sup][h2][color=black]dropshadow[/color]
[color=555151]β€Šdropshadow[/color][/h2][/sup]

And what we get is:


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3. Like an Onion, Layered
3. Like an Onion, Layered

So, you can make dropshadows with the combination of[sup]or[sub]on the outside of any header tag, eg.[h1]– but this code can be used to do other things, too. This section will be less how things work and more a list of things that somehow work using the above as a template.

A. Different Coloured Underline (Two Ways)
all business
all business

[sup][h3][color=black][u]all business[/u][/color]
[color=555151]all business[/color][/h3][/sup]

_________
pretty in pink

[sup][h3][color=ab5c81][b]_________[/b][/color]
[color=c58ea8]pretty in pink[/color][/h3][/sup]

B. Fancy Dividers
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C. Dropshadows from a Different Angle
[sup][h2][sup][color=black][b]mossrights[/b][/color][/sup]
β€Š[sup][color=555151][b]mossrights[/b][/color][/sup][/h2][/sup]

There are a lot more things you can do with these than are listed here, so I would recommend experimenting!

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The End
The End

Thanks for reading – I hope someone can get some use out of these! If you have any questions, please comment below or PM them to me and I will answer to the best of my ability.

A Part 2 about text wrap, tables and how to get rid of those pesky white lines will be coming soon, so stay tuned!
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