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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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Alright, New Checklist: Kosuke thought as he flew, 1: Say hi, 2: Get coffee, 3: Ask if she's got anything to do for the day, 4: If she doesn't ask if she wants to go for the event boss. He pondered the finer details of his plan in his mind a little as he flew over one of Alfheim's many forests. Damn, it sounds like I'm asking her out or something.

Now that he thought about it, he was starting to think of some other things too... She did happen to have a lot of... 'fans' was probably the best word for it. A few times he'd been around whenever he'd talked to her for something other than coffee, he'd always see out of the corners of his eyes one or two people glaring at him. Not always the same people, and not always in a schedule or anything.

And my clothes... He thought, looking down at himself. He was wearing a really old looking travelling cloak which he'd found somewhere he didn't remember now, and besides that he was wearing some random shirt, pants and boots which were pretty much permanently stained with dirt and he should have replaced months ago. Still, it wasn't like he had any armor proficiencies and he'd thought for a while he wouldn't have to care about looks.

Even now, he wasn't exactly sure why he cared so much.

Maybe it's because I've been up for about 20 hours now... He thought. Wait a sec. He suddenly realized that the trees had now given way to a small town of sorts. Crap, I'm here already.

Without really thinking about it, he deactivated his wings. He then realized his mistake as he plummeted through the air. The ground below sped towards him, giving him only seconds to think.

"Ekku, Eria Barisutikku, Kyu!" He quickly chanted. (Yeah, I'm just using the Japanese version of the chant. I'm lazy.)

The words flowing around him faded until only the three he had cast remained, and he had time to read them.

"Self fire explosion?!" he said aloud.

A large bang! could be heard as the spell went off only a meter or two off the ground, changing his momentum and actually making him go up a bit, and then he fell back down onto the ground. He vaguely heard his health and his mana bar going down, and he could see it out of the corner of his eye but not very clearly. His vision was sort of getting hazy, mostly from how tired he probably was. He was also on fire which didn't help much.

Whyyyyyy? He thought tiredly. He craned his neck to properly see his health bar and breathed a sigh of relief. He'd only lost about a quarter of his health bar, although it felt a lot worse than a quarter. He was still on fire though, but the debuff was almost out already. Luckily for him, in Alfheim online the more trained your skills were, the higher your health and mana were. He'd reached about 400 with most of the weapon skills in the game, and some of the ones he liked were a lot higher, not to mention his magic skill was pretty good.

He had a whole lot of health and mana, but it wasn't like he could use much of it.

Whatever, where am I? He looked up to see he was in front of someone's house, with a very familiar looking sign. Oh good. I didn't fuck up too badly. He got up mildly dizzy and dusted himself off as well as he could, but it didn't do much for the scorch marks.

Some people were looking at him now, and it made him feel really self-conscious. To calm himself down, he started making another checklist. Checklist: 1: Keep your head down, 2: Don't blow yourself up next time, 3: Go for some damn coffee already. Trying to keep as neutral an expression as possible, he strode over into the house that she had now turned into a coffee shop.

He staggered a little as his tiredness and the blast caught up with him a little and he slowly stumbled through the store dodging some people and the coffee table. He stood at the counter and tried as hard as he could to stay upright. A pounding headache pounded at his temples now, but he didn't really know how it'd gotten there.

"Hey, Shadowy," He said weakly as he teetered where he stood, "Coffee... plez-..." Then he promptly flopped over the counter and went to sleep.
I already have a super awesome katana which I haven't actually told anyone about yet so I won't be grabbing any loot

On another note, I'll probably be posting again sooner or later
meant to ask this five days ago but I forgot>.<
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS??? ;_;
:O When will the event start...and since I'm not so fimiliar with the ALO series how are the parties set up in events? Are we just a whole group or...do we have to be in diverse groups?


In SAO and ALO by extension, you generally had normal parties like in MMOs and stuff. Though there is a feature where you can switch out with your teammates in the middle of battle and stuff, but generally it's the same as normal I'm pretty sure
"Alright." Kosuke said, looking over towards the gigantic Easter Boss, "This'll do."

He stood on top of a nearby tree, the tallest tree he could find near his target. He pulled a book and a pen out of his inventory and started to fill it out.

"Time to go through the checklist." He said, flipping to the page he wanted. "Physical Defense: No armour, perhaps vulnerble to slashing. Piercing and blunt probably have normal damage multipliers but slashing would be more."

Then he looked over the giant girl again, looking for any telltale signs of elemental effects.

"Elemental defense:" He said as he scribbled, "If vulnerable to slashing, then possibly vulnerable to wind. Clothing isn't particularly flammable, and boss isn't particularly wet so fire and lightning might not be effective."

He scribbled down a few more notes, but that was pretty much all for the projected weaknesses. The boss didn't look particularly strong against anything, but her size would probably mean she had a lot of health. He wouldn't be able to see her health until he was actually fighting her, and he didn't want to do that just yet. The boss was rather fresh, and the event had just started. Down below, he could see there was already a raiding party being formed, rather large, perhaps needlessly so.

He knew some of his guildmates were down there, and he knew they'd be there for quite a while farming all of the boss' drops. As soon as they had all of a tier of the boss drops, they would leave Alfheim to log it on the website. They did pride themselves on being not just day one information experts, but hour one information experts.

Kosuke rubbed his eyes a little bit and yawned as he sat in his tree. He'd been out through the night keeping watch for the boss to spawn, he needed some Coffee. It was probably only just getting late in real life, but he'd been up during the Alfheim day.

I should probably go visit her again, she's got coffee. He thought. Why is her screen name like that anyway? It sounds so cheesy. He put his book away and sighed to himself as he got up. I'm kind of surprised no one else took that before she did. he thought. Still, she would probably help him beat the boss. He didn't want to party with anyone he didn't know, even though he looked like he wouldn't care. He knew his friends wouldn't criticize him so much.

Mainly it was all the looks he got when he showed up in his dirty-ass cloak and stuff, and also he wasn't really good for any role, and when he had to tell someone that it made him really uncomfortable. He didn't have enough skills with the weapons he used for probing to be a DPS, he didn't have any armour so he couldn't be a tank, and he didn't know any good attack or heal spells so he couldn't be the mage.

He brought out his wings and started flying towards the Butterfly Valley as the group below made their final preparations. He probably should've stayed and memorized the boss' moveset, but he wanted to be on the receiving end for that.

Whatever. He thought, It'll be fine, I guess.
Oh yeah, I was going to ask before but I forgot

Do any of us actually know each other before we start? I think you mentioned something about it in the interest check
Aw man!

So much stuff happened while I was asleep!

I can't wait to get started! :D
Right, is everyone ready for the timeskip?


Im down for it!
Name: Kosuke Kimura

(Main)Screen Name: Beastiary

Age: 17-ish

Appearance:

Avatar: (Couldn't find a picture really, kind just being lazy >.<)
Same as in real life except he wears a really standard scrappy looking hooded travelling cloak and the rest of his clothes are sort of just really dirty. Also, imagine some Sylph ears.

Race: Sylph

Personality: He doesn't talk much to anyone but his friends, and even to his friends only if they talked to him first. He thinks to himself an awful lot and with good reason. He's not really tragic though, mainly he's just sort of bored. Not exactly fully 'I have nothing to doooo!' bored, but more like going through a checklist bored. He's always going through checklists because that's a part of what he mainly does.

He likes people who don't feel the need to talk to him when they don't really need to talk to him. He secretly likes it when people actually go to talk casually to him, as he doesn't like initiating casual conversation because he's really bad at it. Basically, he's socially inept.

Occupation: He's primarily a normal student. He doesn't have a job because he spends all his time playing Alfheim anyway. When he isn't in Alfheim, he'll be working on he and his some of his other friends' website 'Encyclopedia Yggdrasill' which is basically a catalogue of everything that ever exists in the game, but he only ever isn't on Alfheim when he's at school.

Bio: Kosuke is an incredibly experienced ALO player having clocked literally thousands of hours playing it. But he isn't the only one, his guildmates all have similar play times. He is part of a guild named 'Encyclopedia Yggdrasil', same as their website. Each of them is incredibly experienced and are the ones who would know almost all about the game.

Kosuke has more than one character, except his current main character is 'Beastiary'. He made that avatar specifically for the guild to act as their 'hunter' and study the creatures of Alfheim online. He has the role of finding all strengths, weaknesses and attack patterns of every creature in the game, so he possesses a large variety of equipment and offensive spells to suit any weakness.

However, none of his skills in any of the weapons are particularly high, and none of the weapons he possesses are particularly good, save for his <<Katana>> skill which he has maxed. He still has a reasonable amount in all kinds of weapon skills, so he has a massive health and mana pool. However, he only knows basic elemental attack spells and he doesn't have any armor proficiency so he can't take advanatage of either his health, or his mana.

In terms of real life, Kosuke's a good kid, if a little 'consumed'. The only other major thing about him is his amazing ability to cram last minute and pass exams without answering all of the questions. He's reeeeaally good at that. He does listen to everything his parents say as they've stopped asking him to get off Alfheim so much and he takes regular breaks from it anyway so his parents are kind of fine with him being that way.

Other: He has weapons for every damage type(as in blunt, piercing, slashing etc.) in his inventory and simple spells for each damage type. He does also have a special katana which only he and his guild mates actually know about, and supposedly he has a 'secret technique'.
@LowKey123 lol I look forward to seeing it!

@RoflsMazoy I didn't think of that. I guess we could have sword skills. It'll make fighting more fun, yeah?


Oh sweet! I'll have a character up before I go to sleep! :D
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