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So, we have a good news, bad news scenario. The good news is that most of their weapons are too slow to hit us, and Zephy boy is a great shot on those that can. Unfortunately the bad news was very bad. The magic that was used to supplement minor issues like g forces and fuel, wa coming undone due to the strain. Probably shouldn't have kept using magic to repair it. I turned to my companion with a sheepish grin.

"If we survive this... never mention this to Mal." I deadpanned before we plummeted down, screaming in terror. Zephy was predictably swearing in his oh so exotic tongue (probably what makes him so appealing to women, those vibrations when he hisses must feel wonder- bad Ryteb, no sex when you are facing certain death... or worse.)

Pushing that conversation away, I pulled the craft so that it barreled towards our target. Locking our flightpath, I switched into my full fox form to avoid most of the glass. Please don't be bulletproof. Please don't be bulletproof.

CRASH!


"Thank you for flying Air Ryteb. We hope to see you again soon." I giggled, as I wiggled out of the mangled glider. Zephy was giving me the stink eye for some reason, is he a telepath? If so I reeeeally need to not think about porn. Or where my secret stash of sherberts are. Speaking of which...

Seemingly out of nowhere, I pulled out a bag of my lemon sweets and started eating. Despite the fact I had paws and shouldn't be able to do that. Eh, not my problem.
"Working on it Zeph..." Felix grunted, currently steering with his feet whilst tinkering with his pistol. Whose bright idea was it to have the modes require two hands to switch? Oh right, him. With an audible click the pistol changed from Burst Mode to Magnum. Just in time, as they had to dodge an incoming projectile. "Got it, really need to work on a better system though."

Pulling the trigger, a spiralling lance of flame about an inch in diameter shot into one of the enemy tanks, boring a hole right through it. No explosion, damn. He really hated wasting energy, mostly because they outnumbered them at least five to one. Firing off a few more shots he managed to take out a couple, and play happy hell with a fair amount.

Zeph was a good guy to have around, one of the only mages who actually acknowledged themselves as such in the crew. Especially since he also used fire magic. Should probably talk to him about- OH #$@#&₩$% THEY'RE USING HOMING MISSILES!!!

Pushed out of his thoughts by imminent danger, he sped upwards, hoping to force the missiles to burn out before they reached them. "I think we may have pissed them off a tad." he sheepishly grinned at his companion.
If you are still accepting, I made a guy.

"Well, this is amusing." Ryteb chortled, his glider (or deathtrap, according to the engineers) barreling through the air ahead of the main ship. "Captain, I shall provide support against anti ship weaponry."

As he spoke that over the comms, he sped downwards towards one such item. In a manoveur that seemed physically impossible (if only because the pilot should be puking up his guts from the g-forces) he banked next to one of the larger groups and whipped out his pistol.

"In the beginning, there was the word, and the word was-"

KA-BOOOOM!!!! From the pistol came a crimson fireball the size of a car. It ate through the secrity forces and unfortunate collateral civvies like an acid, dispersing after a few seconds. A smirk, and tint of red in his eyes were his only reactions to the casual destruction. If the people weren't panicking before, they certainly were after he began his minor rampage.

"Kekeke... it is so fun meeting new people..."
What? I would never troll anyone. Especially a fellow teacher.

Honestly though, I felt as the (currently) only Slytherin that I needed to defend our right to be evil... admittedly my brand of evil is more along the lines of driving people off the deep end.

Also, being 5'1 at majority, and features putting people in mind of a fox, the last thing I need is the female population realising I am allowed to be adorable. Never again... shudders.
@Chiro so YOU are the one who convinced people Slytherins aren't evil. Do you have any idea how rabid the girls got when we were considered 'Troubled and Misunderstood' instead of complete arseholes? Freak'n do gooders and their crusades...
"I mean, if anything you're more of a Slimer."

Thank the gods for space netflix. (What, that isn't a thing? steals infinity guantlet Now it's a thing!)
I suddenly feel the need for someone to call Inque "Bendy". Kekeke...
Typical. Just freaking typical.

The jail just had to be attacked when he was delivering his latest bounty (Some purple haired idiot crowing about being the great Skull-sama). At least this time it didn't seem to be targeting him specifically.

I swore as I noticed the black ooze curling around the corner. Klyntar were enough of a headache on normal idiots, but coupled with intergalactic criminals? There was not enough money in the galaxy to deal with that shite. Drawing his blade, he began cleaving his way through the consumed idiots, the runes on his sword glowing as black lightning forced the ooze to stay away.

After a few minutes of forcing his way back to his ship, a crystal appeared in front of him. Strange, I didn't think they had one of those as a prisoner... have the Nova Corps been naughty again? Nevertheless, if this crystal can lead him through a path of least resistance, then he would see where the thing leads.
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