Samdragonx

Ocheewa in tha house?

@Ocheewa Be very welcome!

I joined the guild not too long ago. There's no need to be shy.

Mean people got themselves exposed and banned a long time ago. xD

(I'm not going to say i'm better than you, mostly because i know i'm not.. and will.. probably make way worse spelling and grammar mistakes.. And the free form is fine. I'm still around that level somewhere.. if i don't have a day off to work on 2 paragraphs for like 6 hours straight..)
Anyways, you can always send me a PM if you have any questions.(I mean.. we're here to learn xD )

I think it's cool you know what you like. :D
(Also, don't worry about your name's brother.. I got him a heart just as he asked xD)

I hope you have a wonderful time!

Was here a couple years ago...

Welcome back!

Marvelous entry, as per usual.

I'm looking forward to seeing what rps you will be involved in.

Hope you have a wonderful time! :D

The voices... They did know it all. They lost finally. I AM THE EUROPEAN ASP ONCE AND FOR ALL! ... sssuckers..

Welcome to the guild.

Hope you have a wonderful time! :D

Nice job on your bio!

Feel free to send me a PM if you have any questions.

Monster Musume: Everyday life with Monsters.

Dolores Dutchlanders

Name: Dolores Dutchlanders

Nickname: (If applicable) the duchess, duchy… (dolly for lover)

Age: 21

Species: Subterranean Hive. (female royal guard)

Description:
She’s a short girl. Has big red eyes, purple hair, pink-ish tendrils hanging from her head. Her freckles let’s people guess at her true hair-color. She does have a terrible fashion sense, however. With her green eye-brows and yellow shirts with brown stains making a lot of people freak out.
Other than this, she seems to be completely human.


Personality:

She loves to be housed in a basement or an enclosed room in an apartment. Or as she calls them: “Beast-ments”. She’ll decorate and hick cobwebs will be everywhere.
She tends to curl up to eat cookies. Punches the life out of intruders if she finds any. She is lighthearted, a bit less then educated (even for her classes) and really expressive in her movements. She has a bit of a sweet tooth and can’t stop eating cotton candy.
At night, however, this little lady goes out (fully fashioned in black clothes) and digs her way into criminal organizations... and organs. She loves hero stories and comics. But she will gladly set them aside for a nice family dinner.

Occupation: Tele-Student and secret vigilante. (Or at least she thinks she is…)

History: Being born among many of the hive-beings, she was destined for a life of eternally serving as a royal guard to whoever was the queen. Her hive was new and found rather quickly just before the cultural exchange between species bill was released. Needless to say, it did not end well for most of her older siblings. The rest of her upbringing happened between various families. With every switch she became less and less pleasant of people walking into her private area.(room)

Ultimately, the prolonged experiments provided a freedom serum. It would let her no longer be subjugated to the pheromones of a queen. Unless the government instituted an alarm and an overwhelming pheromone dump. But she wouldn’t mindlessly spin in circles after being ripped away from her family. The potion of milk and honey came at a great expense, however. She would age faster and no longer be able to reach the hundreds of years most of her family would.

Now that her youth would not be spend near her queen, she was shipped off and enslaved for a whole year. In that time, she was forced to learn the customs of humans and how to live by their standards. They wanted to run tests on the “reverse immortality potion” and suck the benefits out of it for human trials. When they discovered that she and all the othered captured members were of no use to them, they assigned them to an even earlier death.
House Shared With:
Nicholas Gallagher

Monster Musume: Everyday life with Monsters.

@Daemanis

I'll just leave this here in case it was overlooked...

Dolores Dutchlanders

Name: Dolores Dutchlanders

Nickname: (If applicable) the duchess, duchy… (dolly for lover)

Age: 21

Species: Subterranean Hive. (female royal guard)

Description:
She’s a short girl. Has big red eyes, purple hair, pink-ish tendrils hanging from her head. Her freckles let’s people guess at her true hair-color. She does have a terrible fashion sense, however. With her green eye-brows and yellow shirts with brown stains making a lot of people freak out.
Other than this, she seems to be completely human.


Personality:

She loves to be housed in a basement or an enclosed room in an apartment. Or as she calls them: “Beast-ments”. She’ll decorate and hick cobwebs will be everywhere.
She tends to curl up to eat cookies. Punches the life out of intruders if she finds any. She is lighthearted, a bit less then educated (even for her classes) and really expressive in her movements. She has a bit of a sweet tooth and can’t stop eating cotton candy.
At night, however, this little lady goes out (fully fashioned in black clothes) and digs her way into criminal organizations... and organs. She loves hero stories and comics. But she will gladly set them aside for a nice family dinner.

Occupation: Tele-Student and secret vigilante. (Or at least she thinks she is…)

History: Being born among many of the hive-beings, she was destined for a life of eternally serving as a royal guard to whoever was the queen. Her hive was new and found rather quickly just before the cultural exchange between species bill was released. Needless to say, it did not end well for most of her older siblings. The rest of her upbringing happened between various families. With every switch she became less and less pleasant of people walking into her private area.(room)

Ultimately, the prolonged experiments provided a freedom serum. It would let her no longer be subjugated to the pheromones of a queen. Unless the government instituted an alarm and an overwhelming pheromone dump. But she wouldn’t mindlessly spin in circles after being ripped away from her family. The potion of milk and honey came at a great expense, however. She would age faster and no longer be able to reach the hundreds of years most of her family would.

Now that her youth would not be spend near her queen, she was shipped off and enslaved for a whole year. In that time, she was forced to learn the customs of humans and how to live by their standards. They wanted to run tests on the “reverse immortality potion” and suck the benefits out of it for human trials. When they discovered that she and all the othered captured members were of no use to them, they assigned them to an even earlier death.
House Shared With:
(leave this one blank and I will assign monsters to houses with humans which can be edited in later)

Supernatural creatures and humans trying to live in harmony (Dead)

@Sapphire @Mae

AKi was down in the sand, dreaming about his money-gathering bunny. But then the dream turned into a horrible nightmare. The bunny would become a person with a will of her own. And she would be gullible too! Then they'd walk down to the beach, the girl would lose her money and... wait... was she ..nosebleed.. naked when she changed? His dreamy eyes opened with a shock
"Ugh.. wha.. what happened?" A bad headache wished Aki good morning. Sniff sniff... "What is that smell?" He tried to scratch his head, but found himeslf stuck in the muddy sandblanket. The sun shone her light brightly upon the man's forehead.

"Ehh.. a little help, anyone?"

@Letmehaveone2

Slacky ordered the strawberry with white sprinkles. After having ordered, she turned very quiet and put her hair in front of herself.
"Ace..." She pronounced gently "can i.. ask you something?"

World of Lora.

The vast expansion of a mutlidimensional universe

This is basically to what every story ever ammounts. The beginning. The place in which time and space happen.
So here's a few details about the world of Lora:

-Time:

definition

Time is a linear 1 way direction movement that causes ageing. There may be creatures immune to ageing but reversing time, or traveling through it, is not possible within the Lora framework. The Lora framework does hold a simplistic 1000year period per post pacing.

-Space:

definition

Space is a limited confined ammount of m³ that ends in a series of crushing black holes. To move outside of the place you are is possible within the Lora framework.

-Matter:

definition

Matter is a significant ammount of substance found in space. It is derived from its creating energy. This holds various attributes. Adjusting matter is possible within the Lora framework.

-Energy:

definition

Energy is a significant ammount of fast spreading wavelength movements within (and altering) matter and a space. Changes made to the infulence of energy on matter and space can be altered in the Lora universe.

The universe as we know it to be within the Lora framework right now(beginning of the time):


-Not much to tell.

World of Lora.

Epic first entry:

(In case the 1.000.000 US Dollars fine didn't scare you away, read disclaimer if you don't know what i'm talking about...)
You will find i'm a fairly lenient business person.
Who's a mediocre artist and storyteller at best.

Mind you, the following content will contain:
-Artwork that could have been subject to various image manipulation software.
-Crazy character designs.
-Spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.
-Things that might appear to be similar to other artists work.(No inspiration taken, no harm to be done to them)

But enough about me.. Let's get you involved. ;)

World of Lora.

Disclaimer:

Any being witnessing this material is compelled, by fine of 1.000.000 US Dollars for each violation, to never reconstruct, copy or by any
other means take this material to be used serving their own end goals. Wether this use is similar to, but not limited to, copying, distribution, selling, marketing research, ... or any other goal.

The only exception to this disclaimer being a being that has recieved written, signed and outspoken author confirmation of a contract with
explicit temporary permission to, but not be limited to, copying, distributing,... .
The right to which will be revoked immediately upon the original author and owner of this disclaimers word or written statement.

By reading on, you hereby confirm you have written this disclaimer and give the Original author the authority to use this as
irrefutable proof that you have read, understood, agreed with and signed this disclaimer.

Simple, non-canon, non-legal, unnofficial explanation: "You see this? Don't try it."

D&D 5e - Lost Mine of Phandelver

Bar

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mandatory tasks for collecting loot

Bar walked over to the living goblins. He would aggressively take off their weapons and armor. He would not pay much attention to the goblins loincloths. And would leave it them on, if they had any.

Talking to goblins

"You want to live? You stay near Bar!" He pointed at himself. "Do what Bar tells you."
Sadly for most people listening this would end up sounding more or less like:
"Marna suka? Bar rec! Doucka reguk Bar meros!"
In Bars anger, he did not translate it to common.

Goblin pile of loot

His next activity would include the 2 goblins gathering the corpses and removing the various weapons, tools and materials upon bars instruction. They would place them all unto a big pile (as would be Bars instruction to the goblins and his custom). He would angrily direct himself to the rest of the group:

"This is the loot pile. Anyone wants something? take it!"

He would kick one of the goblins to sit him down next to the bound up one.
The unkicked one he would command to pick up the bone necklace and would command it specifically to bow as he offered it to Bar. Bar would then angrily overlooked the goblin.
His idea was that the Goblin(who he would later name Ealr Adementine II) would put it into his necklace of 'minion-names'.

Sadly for the other goblins, there would only be one that Bar would not lose empathy for the next time he had a good nights rest. But for now, they would be useful.

"I keep the rest!" Was his final angry exclamation. As he would point the goblin to be seated.

corpses get mutilated

After Bar's hopefully serving goblins would have gathered the corpses of the dead, Bar would take his Axe-O-Meter to the corpses. Clearly within sight of the living ones, if they looked.
In the beginning, his ongoing rage would still hold the upperhand. He turned some of the goblins into little piles of smashed goblin.
Gradually he became more and more calm. His cuts became more precise as his rage started to wear off. He gathered some of the goblins parts.
But ultimately only 2 goblin skulls survived the onslaught.
Needless to say he could never collect a liver someone's rapier has been through or a skull off of an exploded head. Whatever else he didn't partially cover himself in as he turned it to mash, he put in his bag.

technical details, corpse mutilation gather

5 rolls for survival.
1d20+2(for each)
"4,7,10,13,22" (=> 22 from a nat 20 :D)
Result: 2 goblin heads gathered.

drama featuring M and Kiki

Just after this moment, Bar walked past M.
Bar would stop, put on an angry face, turn M to face him and lift him a few feet off the ground.
"You! I know what you did! You can't just explode a head like that! There's a skull in there!"
Surprised at M's wordless reaction, Bar would proceed:
"What do you have to say for yourself, minion!?"
A few seconds would have passed.
"Huh, speechless. That's what i thought!"
He would drop M back, without propper warning.
"Until further notice, you report to Seethe for your instructions!" He pointed at M's nose.
The saliva and bad morning breath that would come with the words were far from pleasant.
In the corner of his eye, Bar noticed a black spot.
Barely looking, he identified Kiki. "And you too!" His thick finger pointing towards the young lady. Keeping himself and his finger at least one rapier distance from her at all times.

unnfinished business

Sounds: Ruck nah Manook, huck rookah!
Translation: "This will become your food, if I didn't kick you."
After his motivational speech of food to goblins, he would use his tinderbox to get a fire going.
He would take some of the first horse's smashed parts and put them on one of the stakes. All to hopefully feed the goblins without having to touch them.
Marshmallowling "Horse on stick."
Having tried to cook the dish and served it to the goblin minions, he would tell the minions there would be more for later.

Beating a dead horse

The other horse would be Bar's favorite piece of work to date.
"Master Seethe! There something you still wanted with this?"
Bar pointed at the horse-corpse.
After hearing Seethe's answer, a smile appeared on the half-orks face.
His new minions would now hopefully stretch out parts of the beast as Bar would swing carefully at each part. It might result in a nicely harvested horse.
Harvesting a horse-skull, 4 legbones and 2 shoulderblades: Radius, humerus, scapula.
The horse-steaks he would gather, he would cook and keep them for later. All else that wasn't ruined by time, days worth of rot, little green fingers or cleavage, he would take with him.

technical details of all his attempted actions and TLDNR:

-Emptying the living goblins.(Except for loincloths)
-Collecting loot and throwing it on a pile. "Everyone take what they want, i keep the rest."(taking the bone-necklage)
-Talking to goblins.(And translating most people say from orkish to common, from common to orkish)
-Making room on his necklace for one extra goblin.
-Mutilates and harvests goblins. survival check. 5d20+2 => 4,7,10,13,22 => 1nat20
-Talking to M and yelling to kiki from a safe distance. Message conveyed: Subject to Seethe and kill more without hitting skulls and livers/spleens.(Essentially)
-Cooking horsemeat for feeding goblins using stake.
-Mutilates and harvests second horse. survival check. 1d20+2 => 19
-tries to take most of the loot in the process.