Avatar of Sarpedon
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  • Old Guild Username: Sarpedon
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Sarpedon 12 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current I'M BACK! Hit me up!
10 yrs ago
Leaving 20 September until 30 October. Going to be a shitty time in the field. Probably going to be a week after that before I even think about writing again.
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10 yrs ago
Going on exercise as of 19 September. Not sure if I am going for 3 or 6 weeks...
10 yrs ago
Vacation time! Will try to keep posting, but can't guarantee anything, please be patient.
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10 yrs ago
RIP in peace, Bauble. We barely knew ye...
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ATTENTION:
Course is over! Whoop! Whoop!
I have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on.
Posting speed and availability is subject to change without notice, and I won't have internet when my vacation ends, which is tomorrow...
Thank you, have a nice day!

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the sort of grenade launcher that explodes in your hands is the sort of grenade launcher that wasn't maintained properly...

Also, I believe I've got my characters hashed out, I'm just not sure how much detail you want on these people...
I wish I didn't have to work... how'd you swing that gig?
All righty. Massive sword it is! How's things?
I like the idea, but as much as I love laser guns I find the idea of fantasy laser guns weird... I appreciate the thought, but I will probably stick with one of those swords larger than my character. Unless you already have dibs on that, in which case I will pick something else...
To late, already sold it =/

This is going to turn into some kind of spongebob shit, I'm sure...
@Jbcool Fuckin' right! Canada! Fuck yeah!
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Another option is to take the British Squaddie approach and make/claim it buckshee.


I didn't know there was a word for that. I like it! Now to make it catch on in Canada!
When not in your tank, you'll likely be armed as the 'base regiment' of your regiment is, this could mean you'll be given a las-gun and bayonet...who knows?


I shotgunned the plasma gun though! XD

Acquisitions and 'acquisitions' are both things in the IG as far as I'm aware of. Hell pointed questions as to where he even got the thing might make for an interesting plot point.


This guy gets it. "Acquisitions" are the best kind of acquisitions. Unfortunately, it usually means blowing someone in supply...

Also: I re-wrote some stuff to keep it simpler and more ambiguous, at least for now. Once I know more about what is going on, I might rewrite it. We'll see what happens...
@Agent B52@Sarpedon

Note for the both of you, two in fact...

The first being that you'll actually be spending less time in your pride-and-joy than you think, as most of our tasks will be more person-to-person and therefore not require a hulking mass of death-dealing and tracked metal. Sorry.

Secondly, you'll be shoved into a composite regiment, along with others from different planets, similarly decimated regiments and so forth.

You'd best start believing in the power of foot-slogging infantry regiments, boys, you're in one!


I am totally okay with that. I'm not okay with Infantry Regiments, though, especially Light Infantry Regiments. Mechanized Infantry is the only acceptable infantry. The rest of them just have bad times... I'm going to assume I still get the plasma gun and keep writing my adhoc character sheet
@Agent B52 That's how gunners work, yup. You get the fancy joystick that overrides the gunner joystick and I mostly sit there and scream at the loader to load sabot rounds faster and shoot things when you're more interested in hitting them with your sword. And if the loader is busy I take over radio duties while he does whatever the hell. My character is pretty good about not being a heretic, likes getting along with others, and cooks well enough when informed that it's his turn. However he's also hard of hearing and yells a lot as a result. I'll see if I can pull together a character sheet real quick...

Do you have a name for your Armoured Regiment? Can I randomly make some shit up about it?
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