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    1. Sarpedon 12 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current I'M BACK! Hit me up!
10 yrs ago
Leaving 20 September until 30 October. Going to be a shitty time in the field. Probably going to be a week after that before I even think about writing again.
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10 yrs ago
Going on exercise as of 19 September. Not sure if I am going for 3 or 6 weeks...
10 yrs ago
Vacation time! Will try to keep posting, but can't guarantee anything, please be patient.
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10 yrs ago
RIP in peace, Bauble. We barely knew ye...
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ATTENTION:
Course is over! Whoop! Whoop!
I have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on.
Posting speed and availability is subject to change without notice, and I won't have internet when my vacation ends, which is tomorrow...
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Kevin laughed when Zara admitted to having never had a man kneeling before her, and shook his head as he doffed his gloves and shifted over to get a more comfortable grip on her foot. "Don't think of it so much as kneeling, I don't really do that..." he replied as he started to work on her feet. He was careful at first, but as he didn't get any protests, his massaging became firmer as he worked to relax her obviously distressed foot. He worked slowly, but very thoroughly, and figured they could easily end up spending twenty minutes here if his companion didn't cut him off early. Not that he was terribly upset about that, since it meant that Zara would continue to be an effective partner, instead of someone he'd have to carry.

He raised an eyebrow when she looked surprised, and only noticed after the fact that he'd been on fire. "That happens sometimes..." offered with a chuckle. And after his brief bout of paranoia, the contractor snapped his fingers and motioned that he needed the vampire's other foot. He thought about jokingly asking her to return the favour, but decided not to risk it, mostly on the off chance that she said yes. He wouldn't subject anyone he didn't hate to such a fate.

"Better is... Relative, I guess..." he offered as he started to forcibly relax her other foot. "Sure, it's nice to not get killed and eaten, but when you spend enough time paranoid, you go a little crazy, makes it hard to relax... Then sometimes you wake up shooting at things that aren't there, and then you have to bug out because anything could have heard you shooting and be coming to see what's left..." he sighed as he realized he was rambling and trailed off. "Sorry... Things get crazy out here sometimes..." he offered, focusing more on his work to avoid convincing his new friend he was a psycho or something. The last thing he needed was for her to not trust him...
Felix felt a little better when the Cadians starteded to rally. The 3003rd had wound up taking the brunt of the greenskin assault after the vehicles of their comrades started taking getting bogged down or destroyed. Now that the Cadians were with them, though, the plasma gunner decided they needed to be shown how real guardsmen rallied. The Orks didn't attack in waves so much as a stream that ebbed and surged. So when they started another surge, he stood up and blasted another hole in their line, tripping up the charging monstrosities with their own dead. His fellow Hazard cut down more of them with his flamethrower, and then, knowing it was an awful idea, Iceman led the charge over their little pile of bodies and rubble.

"Three-Oh-Three!?" he bellowed, loosing another gout of plasma as he crested the ridge. His timing couldn't have been better. The heavy weapons teams they'd been waiting for had finally gotten into position, and a barrage of mortars struck the surging greenskins an instant after he reached the top. Explosions and gunfire drowned out the first response to his rallying cry, but the second try was just as good.

"Raiders lead the way!" it was unanimous, if a bit ragged. And then the Grenadiers followed him up and over the top like he was some kind of inspiring figure. He'd never aspired to such things, indeed, usually he was one of the least the inspiring figures around, often in the background napping while others sorted out a plan. At this point, though, it was do or die, and he didn't really like the idea of dying in this particular spot.

Unfortunately, the charge was short-lived. Their enemies got piled up in the rush forward, and the two sides, refusing to give, resulted in a sort of corpse-induced stalemate, at least on Felix's portion of the line. When all the Orks were reduced to crispy critters or missing large chunks, they tended to get in the way of the greenskins behind them. And thanks to the reassuringly bass-y chugging of heavy stubbers in the background, there were plenty of Ork chunks to get in the way. This time, their cover was purely dead Orks, and not just reinforced by them, but they'd gotten all the way up to the breach.

"Well... Fuck... What do we do now?" the question was mostly directed at the chainsword-wielding senior NCO beside him, but his comm-bead was on broadcast so anyone with an idea was welcome to answer. Leaving his plasma gun on "maximal", he carried on firing bursts of overcharged plasma into the horde of enraged green death in front of them, at least until it overheated and needed time to cool down. This was the point where the Sergeant had one of the best ideas in his career.

"Grenadiers!" he screamed into his comm-bead. And automatically, every member of the 3003rd in broadcast range stopped and pulled out a frag grenade. It was normally a terrible tactic in the middle of such intense fighting, but with the Cadians to provide covering fire for a moment, and their heavy weapons still booming away, it just might work. "Fiiire!" the adrenaline-induced rage possessing the senior NCO leant him an air of authority even his drill voice couldn't match, and this time, rather than pointlessly rush the mob of greenskins blocking their way, the regiment held their ground, and lobbed all the explosives they could into the fray before carrying on pouring fire into the enemies of the Imperium...
Whoop whoop! I'm the co-gm so I'm interested XD
The assault on the left breach was relatively light, considering the amalgamation of regiments attacking the right breach. But those regiments were rumoured to be green or understrength, so anyone who cared would probably assume that the forces were roughly equal, thanks to that. Felix wasn't entirely sure if it was either, or both. He also didn't care. He'd mastered not caring a while ago, and for the most part it was useful. He was still covered in some of that apathy, though, one of the negative effects of not caring. Someone he didn't recognize, someone not from the 3003rd, had gotten their head blown off by an ork potshot right in front of him. Blood and brain matter had splattered onto his flak armour, and the olive drab fabrics were browner for it. Beyond that, however, the man had seemed entirely unphased, and he didn't waste long in returning to his nap. Indeed, he'd only paused long enough to make sure there was none on his face before returning to sleep. Napping in the trenches wasn't a pleasant ordeal for most, but there were a select few who had no trouble with it. Most of them were probably in these trenches here. The Grenadiers of Lord Strathcona's Raiders numbered in the thousands, and even that was a stretch at this point, and they were all here in the trenches that stood between the leftmost breach in the wall, and the rest of the world. And they were waiting.

Most of them were fairly good at waiting. All of them were hardened veterans who'd seen at least six months of fighting in their previous campaign. And a month there was almost a year's worth of fighting experience anywhere else, so there was no doubt these men had their heads together. It was just a matter of what they did to pass the time. Most of them, the smarter ones at least, slept. The rest smoked, joked, played cards, or got up to the usual guardsmen shenanigans. A few of the luckier ones passed around a bottle. Unfortunately for all of them. The waiting was just about over.

A shout came over the vox. The Grenadiers' Sergeant Major, the most senior non-commissioned officer left in the regiment, bellowed wordlessly into his comm-bead and roused everyone to action. A deafening cry of "Three-Oh-Three!?" with extra stress on the single "oh" had everyone on their feet and replying in unison. A deafening roar of "Raiders clear the way!" preceded the remnants of the 3003rd rushing to their positions as everyone prepared to charge. Once at their assigned position, the guardsmen acted as one. Their left hands came up and pressed the respirators hanging around their necks to their faces. Then their right hands moved to the back of their heads, where they tightened the straps that would hold their respirators in place. Then they reached up and pulled the goggles sitting on top of their helmets down over their eyes, settling them in place. Only after they had completed this, did they carry on with anything else that concerned them.

"Prepare to charge!" the bellow over the vox was heard even over the thunderous activity as the soldiers prepared to rush the breach. Metallic clattering filled the air as heavy stubbers and autoguns were loaded up. Angry whines steadily increasing in pitch indicated all of the plasma and lasguns powering up. Corporal Hazard set his own weapon to its lowest power setting to maximize the number of shots he got before needing to recharge the hallowed firearm. The occasional "whoosh" made it through the background noise as flamethrowers got tested. Then the first mortars fired. A volley of recoilless rifle rounds roared to life as the bombs whistled through the air. The explosives struck various positions around the breach, taking out pre-selected points believed to house heavy weapons and trying to scatter pockets of increased resistance. And then the Sergeant Major bellowed over the radio once more. "Raiders clear the way!" He shouted with so much force that he blew out one of his temples. That didn't stop him from trying to lead the charge despite his position in the command tent. The Grenadiers' last commissar did that.

The 3003rd didn't need motivating from their leadership, however. They'd fought in worse conditions and survived. The breach didn't even look that heavily defended. Looks, as most were aware, could be deceiving, however, and once the Grenadiers were over the top, the Orks seemed to pile out of the woodwork. The Iceman, his Sergeant, and the rest of their section, were tasked with clearing out the rightmost flank of the breach. The hole had been divided up so that each section would have a strip of no-man's-land to clear for the Chimera's slated to advance behind them. Why they weren't riding in the perfectly good vehicles wasn't entirely clear, but the grunts weren't given an opportunity to argue.

Felix found himself in the lead for his section when the first stubber-coated contraption appeared up on top of the wall. The Orks looked to have strapped as many heavy stubbers as they could to some sort of aim-able frame, and despite its ramshackle appearance, it seemed to work just fine, probably thanks to the amount of "Dakka". A torrent of gunfire ripped from the monstrosity, immediately shredding most of Two Section and pinning down the rest. The Sergeant wasted no time in screaming over the deafening roar.

"Hazard! Hazard! Hazard! Down!" he bellowed, knife-handing each soldier in turn. The first two Hazards were unrelated, and the third was simply nicknamed "Hazard" because he liked to tinker with his flamethrower more than was considered safe. Felix dropped down into the indicated foxhole, dug by a mortar, with his impromptu companions, and while the second Corporal Hazard laid down some "suppressing" fire with his lasgun, the third Hazard whipped out his e-tool and started digging in the mud like he'd found treasure.

Refusing to concern himself with such shenanigans, Iceman set his plasma gun to "Maximal" and waited for it to charge. When the whine got so high in pitch that he couldn't hear it any more, he knew it was ready. The first blast shredded the Ork piloting the stubber-covered gun emplacement, and most of the guns on it to boot. That didn't stop another Ork from stepping up to keep the tracer-show going, however, and the half-dozen guns still capable of working kept on chugging. At least until a second gout of overcharged plasma put a stop to them and their new pilot. By then the Hazard digging in the mud had unearthed an actual treasure. An incredibly muddy, but still functioning heavy stubber, and at least one full box of ammunition.

"Get that running soldier! If we win this fight, you're getting promoted!" the Sergeant didn't make it sound like that was a good thing, but no one had time to dwell on it. The second Hazard jumped over to load for his fireteam partner, and the Iceman charged up his plasma gun again. There were half a dozen more gun emplacements at least, and they were all raking the Raiders with crippling torrents of gunfire. The rockets and mortars flying both directions weren't helping, either.

The rest of Three Section hadn't made it much further before digging into another pair of improvised foxholes. They weren't lucky enough to find a heavy stubber, but the weight of auto- and las-fire they put down was almost as good. Slogging things out at relatively short range was the sort of thing the Grenadiers were excellent at, and if they weren't being hit from above so viciously, they might have stood a chance to win the breach all by themselves, assuming they were given enough time and ammunition. Of course, that wasn't the plan. The plan was to clear the way and then bolster a Chimera-based assault. And so far, they hadn't done much clearing. Not that Orks were smart enough to plant tank traps or anti-armour mines. Even the ones that were had been picked off from the trenches.

The only thing the Grenadiers had accomplished that actually was part of their mission, was flushing out the rocket and mortar positions being used by the Orks. They'd even managed to destroy some of them by the time the Chimeras finally rolled up. The steel beasts were immune to the surprisingly erratic gunfire of the Orks, and the 3003rd wasted no time in piling behind them. The Cadians provided excellent cover, and only two of their vehicles ate it before they rolled to a halt. It was a terrible idea, but understandably, none of the drivers wanted to get any closer. Their guns were all in range and it was definitely safest to just sit here and blaze away at the greenskin horde. And that was why they had to charge.

"Grenadiers!" the shout over every vox-casting device owned by the Raiders was audible even over the now-much-louder roar of combat, and the Sergeant Major had blown out his other temple. Every single Grenadier paused what they were doing, checked that they were in throwing range, and then produced a frag grenade, "Attaaack!" the scream sent every single member of the 3003rd into action. A perfect volley of mortar bombs and recoilless rifle fire raked the Ork positions and those in throwing range pelted the greenskin positions with a synchronized volley of fragmentation grenades. Those lucky enough to be toting the Regiment's automatic grenade launchers emptied their weapons as fast as possible, and the rain of explosive death seemed perfect. It wasn't, of course, but the shock-and-awe was, at the very least, palpable, and it sent just about everyone into motion. The Grenadiers charged first, despite having taken cover behind the Cadian's vehicles, but the 88th didn't seem far behind, their Chimeras taking up the rear to provide covering fire while the 3003rd's heavy weapons teams redeployed closer to the breach with new arcs of fire.

Felix and his compatriots had crept up the right side with a pair of Chimeras, and he was once more leading the charge temporarily, blazing away with his plasma gun on the lowest setting until it screamed at him. He was pretty sure it was actually shrieking in binary, but he didn't speak the language, and hadn't risked asking any representatives of the Mechanicum. All he knew, was that it needed to be given a rest now. Someone with normal hands would have had to drop it or face vicious burns. He just held it away from his body and dropped behind a pile of rubble while it cooled down. He shuddered as he waited, having caught a glimpse of the tide of greenskins beyond the breach. Their "Shock and Awe" hadn't even phased the now-Christmas-coloured horde. There were so many Orks that even if they won this engagement, they wouldn't be able to capitalize on it, because they would be out of ammunition.

And of course, the Orks picked now to come boiling out of the breach. Just as the commissar, who seemed to have taken over for the Sergeant Major, came shouting over the vox-waves. His voice was notably higher pitched, and had more of a whip-like crack to it, than the bass-y Sergeant Major, but it was no less effective. "Gentlemen! Fix bayonets!" it was not a welcome order, but it was one they'd all survived at least once before. Felix just wished he had something to fix his bayonet to. The tech-priests got awfully rowdy when he suggested welding a bayonet lug to his plasma gun. Instead, he fiddled with the power settings on his plasma gun as if that would help it cool down faster. He was just in time to look up and see an Ork cresting the mound of rubble he was hiding behind. It was more surprised to see him, than he was to see it, and his burst of plasma ripped through its head before the hulking beast could do anything. It slumped to the ground, giving the rubble some more substance. Of course, that was largely moot now, since there were so many more Orks behind the first, but it at least slowed the next one down a little.

Iceman set his primary weapon back to "maximal" now that he knew it was cool, and whipped out his laspistol. It worked fairly well as long as he aimed for the eyes or throat, though it wasn't something to be relied on, as his supervisor was demonstrating. The Sergeant next to him was screaming largely unintelligible orders and revving his chainsword between hacking at increasingly-less-surprised Orks. Thankfully Felix was able to change that with an overcharged bolt of plasma that tore through a whole swathe of greenskins. He just wished he could have made it wider. It did have the desired effect of re-surprising them, though, and at least for a brief moment, they got a little easier to kill. Lucky for all of them, "Hazard" had finally gotten his head out of his ass, and the half-mad guardsman let rip with a delightfully toasty deluge of fiery death. He was too late to save almost half the section, but it was better than nothing. A few more well-timed bursts of flame, and they seemed to be making some kind of progress. If nothing else, they would have their own little mound of crispy critters to fight from. They just had to hope that everyone else was meeting similar success, so they could actually get through the breach, and maybe win the battle before they all died and got replaced by more valuable troops. Of course, no one would be getting anywhere if they couldn't hold on long enough for the heavy weapons teams to redeploy and provide more much-needed fire-support...
"Probably shouldn't..." Kevin offered with a chuckle. "He's an interesting character, the sort that will do anything to protect his guys. Great if he's on your side, not so much otherwise... Being with Goldgate, we had some dealings together, split a few contracts. Even fucked over Knight-Errant together a couple of times. He's got a major case of brand loyalty going on, though, and since I never worked for Blackwater, I'm not really on his list of people to welcome..." the werehyena shrugged, "He might not even say anything, though. It's about fifty-fifty that he'll just ignore me. Maybe more likely since you're with me, and I doubt you two know each other..." he trailed off as his train of thought wondered what it would be like if the two did know each other. He wasn't sure if that would make things better or worse.\

He had plenty of time to think on it, though, since his companion needed a break. They sat down and the vampire did her thing for a moment, before observing that now would be a good time for a smoke. "You want me to massage your feet while you smoke?" he asked, just a touch too suggestively. The raised eyebrow didn't help either. But he figured the worst he would get was a boot to the face. "Or are you asking me to hold your sagrit while you rub your feet?" he couldn't help but chuckle at that point. He just hoped she didn't ambush him while he was working on her questions. The last thing he needed was a boot to the fact that he wasn't expecting.

He chuckled some more when she asked what to expect once they got into shaman territory. He blamed the hyena in him for all the laughter, but never actually explained that to people. It was nicer if they just thought he was a surprisingly up-beat person. "On a good day, it'll be bunnies and puppies and kittens all over the place, and all the attractive young shamans will be out socializing with the attractive nature spirits and it's surprisingly nice... Tonight, we probably won't see anything... Tomorrow, probably a bear or two, maybe a pack of werewolves. These aren't the shamans I learned from, and while they are fairly welcoming of non-magical outsiders, they seem to dislike shamans from other cults. That being said, the Cult of Flame always wins..." he grew a cocky grin as he declared his supremacy, and parts of him seemed to ignite with ghostly flames. "Still, I was going to take us around the edge. It's mostly water cult out this way, on account of the river, so if we cross it in Blackwater territory we should be fine..." then he sighed as the flames winked out. He pulled out his revolver, casually levelling it at an indistinct point. He tracked the air for a moment and then sighed more heavily and shook his head. "You spend enough time out here, you start to go crazy..." he offered, "Thought I saw someone..." A couple of deep breaths later he scrutinized their surroundings some more, and holstered his hand-cannon. "I need to win the lottery or something... Retire..." he mostly said it to himself, and wondered he'd even do if he retired. It was an exercise in creativity, if nothing else...
So is everyone on the same breach here? I found enough internet to get some pages loaded, so I can at least work on replies and then get them sent when I have a connection.
I should have time Wednesday night, assuming nothing comes up. The guy on the phone said worst case Ontario, the hookup guy should be done by 1915. That gives me a couple hours at least.
@Jbcool Cool beans. You can like, also have my axe, or whatever. But not until Wednesday...
All good. I have no internet until Wednesday, so you get to wait for me now.
No internet until Wednesday. I am down to start then, tho.
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