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I'd say this is pretty good for a first day. Hopefully the speed isn't too fast for anyone. Things are surely gonna slow down over the holidays anyway.
Theresa ot an Bol'hjar



"Place called Highwall." Theresa replied. If Ben was going to be open, she might as well try to match his level of exposition.

"I was part of a tribe. Red Hairs. Long story short, I didn't like the way things were run around there. Father told me to get over it or get out." She motioned to her getup and continued, "You can guess which one I picked. I left home and just... went places. Fought things, earned some pay, saw sights... now I'm here."

They'd only just met and they were getting along so well.

A moment passed before Theresa continued, "What do you think those horns were?"



Gerald Pithers



"ASTUTE OBSEHVATION, TOINY SPECTAH A SWEETS." Gerald replied, paying no mind to the winged woman expressing her ability to fly overhead, "OI WAS INDEED WRAPPED IN SUM FOINE MEAT AN' SKIN ONCE, BUT THEM DAYS AH LONG BEHOIND. MOI ROTTIN' CAHCASS WAS SPIRITED AWAY FROM ME PLACE A REST BOY SUM PRACTICIONAHS OF, EHHH... MACK BLAGIC."

He started making more ridiculous hand gestures.

"THEY DRESSED ME IN THESE OPULENT REGALIAS YEH BEHOLD, AN' THEN THEY ROISED ME UP FROM THE DEAD. NOT TOO SURE ABOUT THE DETAILS, BUT OI THINK THEY PERUSED THE WRONG SKELETON, FOR THEY QUICKLY TOOK ILL OF ME WORDINS AN' CAST ME OUT TEH THE HAHTLESS SEA. AN' THEN, OI SLEPT. AN' THEN, OI AWAKENED HERE."

@Cuccoruler
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@Cuccoruler I'd say this setup works much better.
Gerald Pithers



Gerald eyed the flying pastry-entity that flew between him and the winged woman. Honestly, all these strange creatures weren't affecting him at all. Probably because he himself could be classified as strange too.

Gerald approached and said, "AH, A JUNGLE FAIRY TEH ACCENTUATE A JUNGLE BEAST." Ignoring the fact that she was bombarding the winged woman with questions, he asked one of his own.

"PERHAPS YEH INSTEAD WOULD BE OF MOIND AS TO THE LOCATION OF AN INEBRIATION STATION?" He asked, as the winged woman ascended into the air and yelled herself.

This was getting crazy.

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Gerald Pithers



A short distance passing, Gerald turned his head back towards the winged woman. She was following him now. Staring right at him.

"NAH, NAH, JUNGLE BEAST." Gerald called out, "I BE HEADIN' FER A LOCATION IN WHICH YEH ACQUIRED YEH CURRENT STATE A CONFUSION. ACCOMPANYING ME WOULD BE A DECISION MOST UNWOISE."

He gestured in a "shooing" fashion and said, "GO ON JUNGLE BEAST, OL' GERALD PITHERS CAN 'ANDLE 'IMSELF."

And he began to back away, watching the winged woman intently.

@luclovers
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seriously?

So you just ignore me?!?

I'm sorry but that is not how you treat other rpers, you atleast tell us first.
Warn others that you don't want them to be interfered

Also she isn't that immature you haven't even given me a chance to fully flesh her out


Look, I'm sorry, you're right about the prior warning, my bad. But the whole candy people thing is just... off-putting. It's sincerely out of place here. I know, fantasy setting, but still. You have to look at everything else and realize what's up.
D-Did I just get ignored?

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@SepticGentleman


Sorry man but, we're pretty focused on having a more, uh... mature experience, right now.

Try someone else, maybe Gerald. He'd be more willing to acknowledge the presence of an airborn cupcake-entity.
So far so good.

@Mag Lev Urban and I are gonna be making use of your port city pretty soon. Any interesting or random facts you wanna share so we can properly display it going in?
Theresa ot an Bol'hjar



"Ben. Alright." Theresa replied, "I'm Theresa vi-..." She stopped herself mid-name. "Ot an Bol'hjar."

She eased her hand away from her sword as Ben made all his gestures, putting out the fires both on the ground and in his throat. She'd never traveled with something quite so large or dangerous before. Hadn't had many opportunities to. But something about this saurian led her to believe his company would be a boon. Hell, no one could go wrong with something even remotely like Ben at their side.

So, she accepted.

"Can't think of a reason to say no, so... let's head out then?"

...

A short walk away from the campfire, Ben and Theresa were traveling beside each other. Theresa's guard was still somewhat raised, just in case. But her disposition towards Ben was already off to a fair rise.

Small talk was in order.

"So..." Theresa asked, "Neither of us are native. You mind telling me more about yourself? Where you came from?"

The word "bought" was creeping in the back of her head. Maybe this wasn't a good time for questions.
Gerald Pithers



"EHHH..." Gerald replied to the winged woman, "MOI INQUIRIES APPEAH TEH BE SAILING OVAH YA HEAD WOT. THAT MUST MEAN..."

Gerald raised his finger to his chin, pondering. He then announced, "AH! YEH JUST RELOCATED YEHSELF FROM SAID MERRYMAKIN', EH? AHHH, HUGGANAH, JUNGLE BEAST! INEBRIATION PLAGUES YEH SENSE A GUIDANCE SUMTHIN' UNSATISFACTORY."

Gerald began to march past the winged woman. "ROIGHT DEN." He said, "DRUNKAHD TEH DRUNKAHD, OI SHALL LEAVE YEH TO A GRADUAL RECOVERY FROM YEH PLUNDERIN' A BEVERAGES. FRET NOT FEH ME, FOR OI SHALL FOIND A PUB ON ME LONESOME JUST FOINE INDEED."

He began walking along the coast once more, calling out behind him, "SAFE TRAVELS, JUNGLE BEAST!"

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