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2 yrs ago
Current Bro, how does this site stay the same but change so much in just a few years. Damn
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5 yrs ago
Damn its been 4 years and it took a car crash, medical school and a pandemic to get me back here. Memories be crazy
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8 yrs ago
I'm gonna be away to the islands for three days so I'll be back Tuesday NZT <3 Will try and get online but I'm pretty sure there's no signal
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9 yrs ago
Got an 18 hour flight ahead of me today, wish me luck y'all :)
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9 yrs ago
Merry Christmas from NZ to RPG, have a fun one and hope you have prezzies <3

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What's the date in the rp?
help me i've OD'd on memes too dank it's forced memes now also that sheet looks neat
I recommend going to the doctors ((AT THE DOCTORS)) "Did you read the contract sir. Sir. No sir. It's right over there sir. Sir. Sir! It's over there, right next to- yes sir. Sir, that means you can't go in- SIR! Did you just sass me sir? I'm gonna beat yo ass sir. SECURITY!!" ((You run away))
Gonna have a bit of a hiatus. Swimming competitions.
((Double Post))
THIS APP IS A WIP Danke for observing. Feedback is nice btw Did you miss me? Reality is shaped by the forces that destroy it. Name of nation: The Ruinous Powers (Chaos, The Primordial Truth, The Dark God's, The Arch Enemy) Species: Chaos as it's name would suggest consists of many subservient species. Humans: A staple of Chaos forces are human thralls. Ranging from a malnourished subservient slave to a possessed monstrosity that no longer resembles a human. Space Marines: The pinochle of the human genome. Able to withstand incredible pain and bodily damage without flinching and quite literally incapable of feeling fear Space Marines represent the most deadly mortal force in the Chaos arsenal. Daemons: The Daemons of Chaos are conscious entities spawned out of the Dark God's themselves. They come in all shapes and sizes and range from animalistic to Manipulative Masterminds in intelligence.  With a ride variety of warp powers at their disposal the Daemon is an opponent not to be underestimated. Other Species: Any species is capable of falling to the seductions of chaos thus any species can be seen fighting in a chaos army. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Description of government: Chaos does not have one collective Government it is instead made up of Warbands, Heretical Sects of other Galactic Factions, Lone planets, and even individuals. Meritocracy is the chief law of chaos held world's followed closely by pure anarchy on others. If you can the skill to lead and often times are able to take it by force then you shall lead. [WIP] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Description of military: Varying greatly in command structure and tactics from each legion to each raiding party the chaos military is so uncollaborated it cannot be refered to as a military. The different forces within chaos war amongst themselves and play their own political games for the favor of their respected Gods. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Technological Overview: The technology utilized by chaos forces vary almost as much as the followers do themselves. Primarly used are those weapons from a universe already mastered by chaos consisiting of Heavy caliber balistics, Las Weapons (lasers), plasma weaponry. On top of these there is of course pirated technology as well. It is extremely common for chaos forces to steal weapons and ships from their enemies and use them for a more enlightened purpose. The warp drive: The warp drive. An extradimensional engine capable of opening a portal to the warp within the material universe for a ship to travel through. The drive requires a massive amount of energy to work thus commonly resulting in weapons or shields being shut down during a warp transition. Note: The warp drive is NOT an FTL devise. It utilizes tunnels through the immaterial plain to allow a ship to travel to it's location faster. It does not actually make the ship travel FTL. Daemonic Tech: Powered by the warp. Daemon weapons are capable or many odd and alluring properties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cultural Overview: Chaos culture varies tremendously depending on whom has control of a planet. One must remember that chaos has millions of subfactions ranging from small pirate raid fleets to massive legions of followers all whom serve seperate gods and pay homage to seperate warciefs. Each has their own traditions and ways of which to act ranging from a highly ordered and militarized culture to that of bloodthirsty men who cannibalize their dead friends and foe alike. The Gods: Khorne: The Blood God. Lord of Battle. His fury knows no bounds. He cares not from where the blood flows only that it flows. Nurgle: The Lord of Decay. He works endlessly to spread infection to all mortal beings. Slannesh: The Dark Prince. Lord of indulgence and excess. There is no boundry of perversion which canno't be crossed. Tzeench: The Architect of fate. The God of change and Sorcery. He wields powerful magic as do his followers. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ History: Much of Chaos is shrouded in mystery the likes of which perhaps no one but the Gods themselves know. Regardless the mysterious force hasn't been reported in the Material universe in thousands of years. Legends tell of the eventual return of the arch enemy to the material universe but those legends have faded into stories to frighten children. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Other: No one knows anything about chaos beyond what has been specified above unless strictly allowed by myself. All races can be effected by warp taint unless a specific reason is given as to why they are not. Please don't spring this on me either tell me in advance as to why your race cannot be effected. For example if you are utilizing mind control the alure of chaos will be rather slim. If you tell me about that i'd be happy to agree. Warp space is not accessible without a warp drive or some other form of extradimensional travel. Chaos gods cannot enter combat physically but also cannot be destroyed. They can However be weakened and even banished for a period of time. Many religions mistake chaos as their version of Evil (hell, etc) as such if you wish to incorporate chaos into your background contact me and we'll work something out. The worship of the gods is not limited to actual worship. For Example The spilling of Blood is still paying homage to Khorne, Lustfilled thinking empowers Slannesh, Etc. Chaos forces are ever fighting within themselves. It is likely that one chaos force encountered by a race will not be the same as a chaos force encountered by another. As a result realize that any agreements/alliances/wars do not necessarily include all chaos forces rather they consist of that inner faction of chaos.
Going to be interesting with Chaos around. Team up?
So should I make a post now?
Yaaaay! I'm in the rp! Now to be inactive for two days because of swimming competitions!! Woohooo
App: Name of nation: The Tsardom of Vaegir Species: Skunk men that excrete dank instead of stink for usage in meme fabrication. Description of government: Despite their name, they're actually a constitutional republic. Description of military: The armored spine of the armored corps of Vaegir is provided by the Clyde Cleveland-class Land Dreadnought. Pictured below: Unfortunately these things have way, way too much ground pressure for their own good and tend to be found in ditches. Foreign observers often mistake them for being static emplacements. The standard infantry rifle is the TFW-NO-BF-1. Pictured, again, below: Now you're getting the hang of it! I'm proud of you. One second. Let me wipe away this joyous tear. Okay, done. Now to continue. Now, you see, the TFW-NO-BF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Vaegir invention - it's even easier. Their space force are actually their entire planets. They are bristling with guns, shields and thrusters. The mobile planet fleet is probably the dumbest shit ever, but fuck you, don't tell the space skunks what to do. Shut yer mouth when talking to a moufette. Bitch. Technological Overview: The TFW-NO-BF-1 is used for many different applications in Vaegir society. Need to turn the TV on? Shoot it. Need to turn it off? Shoot it again. Gotta open a jar of pickles? Shoot the darn thing. The TFW-NO-BF-1 is also the cornerstone of Vaegir democracy. Don't like the president? Shoot him. Three thousand times. With nets, freezing, and fire functions. Truly, the TFW-NO-BF-1 is a wondrous thing of many utilities. Cultural Overview: The Vaegir are a culture of useless consumers. They buy things in bulk and break them in bulk, which consequently leads to buying even more things. Everything is made to be disposable as possible. From cars, to nation sheets. Nothing is built to last among Skunk kind. Even their memes work on a "flavor of the month" basis, and are quite readily forgotten. Many make their ways into the hands of the Asteroid-dwelling Meme Scavengers, who continue to use the discarded memes for many years. These fearsome meme pirates strike fear into the hearts of all. Many a skunk song and dance have been written about these dastardly, but loveable, fiends. History: There was a little known program used to send skunks to space by the USSR. However, they not only lost the skunk rockets, but gamma radiation turned them into walking, talking skunk people that spray memes. However, most of them ended up dead, rather than dank skunk memer master race. It is a tradition among Vaegir kind to pour one out for the homies that didn't make it to Andromeda.
You know what, your my most favourite guilder in the whole forum now XD
(The New and Improved CS! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!) Nation: The Republic of Aotearoa (aka The Republic of New Zealand) History When the Commonwealth fell, New Zealand fell in the dark. Forgotten and alone in the big wide world, the country was pretty much left on it's own devices. Their neighbours across the ditch also seemed a bit preoccupied with their own problems to deal with their little brother. New Zealand was lonely, shoved to their own little corner in the world. After a few years in their corner, people going on with their own lives and trying to find ways to completely forget what was happening in the outside world, something change. A spark happened. There was a sudden click, and people's look and feel on things took on massive renovations. New Zealand was alone, and people are going to use that to their advantage. At the year 1951, normal everyday civilians started to argue the status of their country. Was New Zealand really a British colony anymore? The riots started, people screaming for an identity. An identity not behind a foreign culture. They wanted change. They wanted an individual culture that could develop into something more. Not to hide behind the non existent Union Jack, something that most didn't feel was appropriate anymore. With riots, come violence. They started peacefully, people holding signs and protesting in the streets. The violence came at the winter of 1952. The protesters were in Auckland, shouting at the disgrace of a government and how they should "hold their own". Two police officers, both juniors, were patrolling and stumbled over the protests. One of them, barely 19, stepped in front of the crowd and told them all to stop. It was 2 degrees outside, hardly the weather for this kind of thing. The memories were blurry and the storm brewed. Something happened that resulted in the death of 20 people. 2 of them the officers. This caused a roar in the population. The civilians blamed the government and the government blamed the civilians. Violence spread throughout the nation. People who believed in the government and people who believed in the protesters took it out in the streets, punches thrown and beer bottle smashed. The cities were utter brawls. These were the first few weeks. And then the guns came into play. Firefights, brawls, gunfire and death were the norm in the cities. The death count rose. The idiot who thought of bringing guns into the fight was certainly regretting it now. The loyalists seemed to break down, breaking into pieces and smaller armies. They hid into the large forests, waiting for another chance Civil unrest was still apparent in New Zealand. The so called "government" was a few handful diehards that the people resented and didn't respect. New Zealand was basically lawless. The few untouched cities and towns were fending off the diehard guerrillas from the city borders while some like Auckland, the current capital, was struck hard and rebuilding. Rebuilding was slow but after 5 strained years, the diehards retreated further and further into the forests until disappearing from the map. A new government was set up, same old system but with people with a different perspective. Former Prime Minister Jane Taumopea changed the national flag and essentially turned New Zealand into a republic over night. The Land of the Long White Cloud had an identity. Taumopea had a lot to work with. She started by bolstering the Army, to prepare for any hostile actions against Aotearoa. The previous New Zealand had a pitiful army. A minuscule 5,000. She boosted that up by sneaking in money into the Minister of Defence's pocket. She also had to worry about outside influence. Maui Squadron were sent into the world beyond and the reports weren't good. The once distant idea of communism was edging closer and closer. To prevent this, political disaster as Jane called it, to reach Aotearoa, Jane set up a plan. She set propaganda documentaries, showing the undemocratic communist states in a bad light. Power to the government and only for the government. This scared the populace, the late Civil War showed them that full governmental power always leads to disaster. Taumopea also set safety precautions if Britain wanted to take back what was "rightly theirs". She ordered Fortress Camps to be built in the major cities and a military defence force spread out through the towns. She ordered Project Get Out and Project Aqua to begin. Two of the most secret projects in New Zealand governmental history. She was voted out the following year. Her successor was informed of what Jane has done in the years she was Prime Minister. David decided to keep Project Aqua but trashed the money vacuum and inhuman Project Get Out. Kiwi civilians just continued with their lives, again almost ignoring the outside. They don't know that the boat heading to Britain was going to change kiwi lives. Military Overview Ngati Tumatauenga (~14,700 personnel) 1st New Zealand First Action Corps 1st New Zealand Special Air Service Company (~200 personnel) (Avondale Fortress Camp A, Auckland)
-Mana Squadron (Specialised in Air Drops and Shock & Awe) -Maui Squadron (Specialised in Reconnaissance & Surveillance) -Pohutukawa Squadron (Specialised in Explosive Ordinance and Disposal) -Taniwha Squadron (Specialised in Counter Terrorism & Inner Threats)
1st Aotearoa Armoured Infantry Battalion (~1,500 personnel) (New Lynn Fortress Camp B, Auckland)
-Alpha Company -Charlie Company -New Lynn Defence Company -Support Company
2nd Aotearoa Infantry Regiment (~1,500) (North Shore Fortress Camp C, Auckland)
-Anderson Company -Hillary Company -North Shore Defence Company -Support Company
Mt. Albert's Mounted Rifle's (~200) (Mt. Albert Fortress Camp D, Auckland)
-Auckland East Coast Squadron -Auckland West Coast Squadron -Mt. Albert Mounted Rifle's Defence Squadron -Support Squadron
2nd New Zealand First Action Corps 3rd Aotearoa Infantry Regiment (~1,500) (Canterbury Fortress Camp E, Christchurch)
-Alpha Company -Easy Company -Canterbury Defence Company -Support Company
4th Aotearoa Infantry Regiment (~1,500) (Linwood Fortress Camp F, Christchurch)
-Alpha Company -Victor Company -Linwood Defence Company -Support Company
5th Aotearoa Armoured Infantry Regiment (~1,500) (Cashmere Fortress Camp G, Christchurch)
-Delta Company -Omega Company -Sigma Company -Support Company
1st Combat Support Battalion (~800) (Mount Pleasant Fortress Camp H, Christchurch) [indent]-1st Engineer Squadron -1/6 Mounted Engineer Squadron -1st Healers Group -1/6 Mounted Healers Group New Zealand Support Corps 16th Aotearoa Field Artillery Battalion (~800) (Upper Hutt Fortress Camp I, Wellington)
-161 Battery -191 Battery -11/4 Battery
1st Aotearoa Engineer Regiment (~1,000) (Lower Hutt Fortress Camp J, Wellington)
-1st Field Squadron -2nd Field Squadron -3rd Field Squadron -25 Engineer Support Squadron -Emergency Response Squadron
2nd Aotearoa Engineer Regiment (~1,000) (Upper Hutt Fortress Camp J, Wellington)
-4th Field Squadron -5th Field Squadron -6th Field Squadron - 2/6 Engineer Support Squadron -Emergency Response Squadron
1st Aoteroa Military Police Battalion Corps (~800) (Mount Victoria Fortress Camp K, Wellington)
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New Zealand Defence Corps 2/4th Battalion, Royal New Zealand Infantry Regiment (~800)
Canterbury Nelson Marlborough -West Coast Company -Otago Southland Company -Standby Company
3/6th Battalion, Royal New Zealand Infantry Regiment (~800)
-Auckland (Countess of Ranfurly’s Own) -Northland Company -Hauraki Company -Standby Company
5/7th Battalion, Royal New Zealand Infantry Regiment (~800)
Wellington, West Coast and Taranaki Company -Wellington (City of Wellington’s Own) -Hawke’s Bay Company -Standby Company
Characters Government Prime Minister David Randen - A former soldier in the Colony Civil War, he pursued political mayhem after seeing the horrors of death and destruction involved with war. He was sympathised by many for all New Zealanders were affected, one way or another. But it wasn't this that made him the leader of modern Aotearoa. His charm, skills and political wit drove him through the ranks, and the fact that he was actually likeable was a big factor. David in renown for his genius and know how, about the political world and beyond. The outlook for next year's polls look good. Minister of Defence Fetuao Lotomau - New Zealand born Samoan and a childhood friend of David Randen, this beast of a rugby player and politician is the most interesting Minister in the government. His down to earth nature and "kick-back" demeanour has appealed to many kiwi's and is one of the few politicians most New Zealanders actually respect. He was with David Randen and was his Captain for a time before David switched to the Armoured Infantry. Diplomat Engelbart Kappa - Diplomat for Aotearoa. Thats all for now. Wait for the introduction. Military First Sergeant Benjamin Tark - Brave, bold, and fully Irish, this First Sergeant is respected and won his men over. Private First Class Tane Kamana - Fast mouthed and called a bit "stupid" by his superiors, this native loves imitating 1920's gangsters. Don't ask.
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