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@clanjos
No, dude, really, what city is this?
No, dude, really, what city is this?
Wait, how are you even going to interact with people if you're cooped up in a hotel room?
Isn't that counterintuitive?
Isn't that counterintuitive?
@Dead Cruiser
Half-vampire, but only if he's also a talking gorilla with an impenetrable German accent.
Half-vampire, but only if he's also a talking gorilla with an impenetrable German accent.
"A veritable Adonis of a man stands up as the speech closes, striding forth like the majestic puma. His gaze sweeps across the crowd, but everyone avoids eye contact. Is it his trademark football pads? His amazing voice? No, they don't look him in the face because they know. This guy, he's the king of this jungle. He's the boss of this gym. He is... RIP ROCKBONE! They're spooked, now, whispering to each other, because they understand. This guy's the real deal."
"RIP ROCKBONE doesn't believe in pansy stuff like talent or private tournaments, see. RIP ROCKBONE thinks that any man with a full hand can be a real MVP if he puts his mind to it. RIP ROCKBONE will duel anyone, anytime, anywhere, and that's a FACT! You know why that is? Because RIP ROCKBONE's got confidence. Charisma. Chutzpah. He knows you gotta be ready for anything the world throws at you, and nowhere on God's green earth is truly safe. Have any of these people dueled while they were taking a dump? Probably not. But RIP ROCKBONE has, and he won, too. That's just how life is when you're the Undefeated of the East."
"He stops suddenly, as if waiting for something. Whirls around and braces quickly, as if to catch a charge. Right on cue, a strange metal disk rolls down from a higher section. RIP ROCKBONE grunts as the bulky item nearly causes him to stumble and roll his ankle, but stands firm. What could this alien object be, the crowd wonders. Secretly, even RIP ROCKBONE ponders this, as such an enigma stumps even his VAST KNOWLEDGE gleaned from HIGHER EDUCATION. It must be as my comparative religion professor feared, thinks RIP ROCKBONE, arriving at the only possible conclusion: Alien ghosts have come to Earth to steal our card games!"
"RIP ROCKBONE doesn't believe in pansy stuff like talent or private tournaments, see. RIP ROCKBONE thinks that any man with a full hand can be a real MVP if he puts his mind to it. RIP ROCKBONE will duel anyone, anytime, anywhere, and that's a FACT! You know why that is? Because RIP ROCKBONE's got confidence. Charisma. Chutzpah. He knows you gotta be ready for anything the world throws at you, and nowhere on God's green earth is truly safe. Have any of these people dueled while they were taking a dump? Probably not. But RIP ROCKBONE has, and he won, too. That's just how life is when you're the Undefeated of the East."
"He stops suddenly, as if waiting for something. Whirls around and braces quickly, as if to catch a charge. Right on cue, a strange metal disk rolls down from a higher section. RIP ROCKBONE grunts as the bulky item nearly causes him to stumble and roll his ankle, but stands firm. What could this alien object be, the crowd wonders. Secretly, even RIP ROCKBONE ponders this, as such an enigma stumps even his VAST KNOWLEDGE gleaned from HIGHER EDUCATION. It must be as my comparative religion professor feared, thinks RIP ROCKBONE, arriving at the only possible conclusion: Alien ghosts have come to Earth to steal our card games!"
@KOgaming
Wouldn't a proper tourney have to be eight or sixteen?
Wouldn't a proper tourney have to be eight or sixteen?
Name: RIP ROCKBONE
Sex: M
Age: 29
Duel Disk: A boxy gunmetal grey monstrosity with the number 1 emblazoned on the side. Basically indestructible and can be used as a handy bludgeon in the event that RIP ROCKBONE's adoring fans get a little too adoring.
Duel Runner: RIP ROCKBONE needs no duel runner. RIP ROCKBONE participates in turbo duels by sprinting after vehicles at 70mph.
Speed Duel Skill: Home Field Advantage - Start each game with UA Stadium in play
Ace Monster: UA Drive King
Deck Master: UA Playmaker
Deck Master Ability: Once per turn, you may Normal Summon a monster as if it were two levels lower
Personality: RIP ROCKBONE is a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus. He is fueled by a cocktail of anabolic steroids, adrenalin, fruit-flavored sports drinks and hate. RIP ROCKBONE has a pathological fear of leaving his face uncovered, and thus has not removed his helmet in public for six years running. RIP ROCKBONE always refers to himself in the third person and narrates his actions because there is nobody on Earth who does not need to know what RIP ROCKBONE is doing at all times. He's that great.
History: RIP ROCKBONE played college ball. Would have gone pro, too, if he hadn't broken his leg in the playoffs. Did he let that get him down, though? No. Six months later, RIP ROCKBONE had finished his degree and set his sights on a new sport, one in need of his talents: Duel Monsters. Too long had it been the domain of spaghetti-armed pansies who didn't know a trap from a spell. This was a setting in need of the quick wits and guts of a real MVP. His loud, egotistical demeanor and "any man with a full hand" policy rapidly made him a crowd favorite in the US, and within three years he was crowned reigning action duel champion across most of the eastern seaboard.
@KOGaming
Name: RIP ROCKBONE
Sex: M
Age: 29
Duel Disk: A boxy gunmetal grey monstrosity with the number 1 emblazoned on the side. Basically indestructible and can be used as a handy bludgeon in the event that RIP ROCKBONE's adoring fans get a little too adoring.
Duel Runner: RIP ROCKBONE needs no duel runner. RIP ROCKBONE participates in turbo duels by sprinting after vehicles at 70mph.
Speed Duel Skill: Home Field Advantage - Start each game with UA Stadium in play
Ace Monster: UA Drive King
Deck Master: UA Playmaker
Deck Master Ability: Once per turn, you may Normal Summon a monster as if it were two levels lower
Personality: RIP ROCKBONE is a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus. He is fueled by a cocktail of anabolic steroids, adrenalin, fruit-flavored sports drinks and hate. RIP ROCKBONE has a pathological fear of leaving his face uncovered, and thus has not removed his helmet in public for six years running. RIP ROCKBONE always refers to himself in the third person and narrates his actions because there is nobody on Earth who does not need to know what RIP ROCKBONE is doing at all times. He's that great.
History: RIP ROCKBONE played college ball. Would have gone pro, too, if he hadn't broken his leg in the playoffs. Did he let that get him down, though? No. Six months later, RIP ROCKBONE had finished his degree and set his sights on a new sport, one in need of his talents: Duel Monsters. Too long had it been the domain of spaghetti-armed pansies who didn't know a trap from a spell. This was a setting in need of the quick wits and guts of a real MVP. His loud, egotistical demeanor and "any man with a full hand" policy rapidly made him a crowd favorite in the US, and within three years he was crowned reigning action duel champion across most of the eastern seaboard.
Name: RIP ROCKBONE
Sex: M
Age: 29
Duel Disk: A boxy gunmetal grey monstrosity with the number 1 emblazoned on the side. Basically indestructible and can be used as a handy bludgeon in the event that RIP ROCKBONE's adoring fans get a little too adoring.
Duel Runner: RIP ROCKBONE needs no duel runner. RIP ROCKBONE participates in turbo duels by sprinting after vehicles at 70mph.
Speed Duel Skill: Home Field Advantage - Start each game with UA Stadium in play
Ace Monster: UA Drive King
Deck Master: UA Playmaker
Deck Master Ability: Once per turn, you may Normal Summon a monster as if it were two levels lower
Personality: RIP ROCKBONE is a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus. He is fueled by a cocktail of anabolic steroids, adrenalin, fruit-flavored sports drinks and hate. RIP ROCKBONE has a pathological fear of leaving his face uncovered, and thus has not removed his helmet in public for six years running. RIP ROCKBONE always refers to himself in the third person and narrates his actions because there is nobody on Earth who does not need to know what RIP ROCKBONE is doing at all times. He's that great.
History: RIP ROCKBONE played college ball. Would have gone pro, too, if he hadn't broken his leg in the playoffs. Did he let that get him down, though? No. Six months later, RIP ROCKBONE had finished his degree and set his sights on a new sport, one in need of his talents: Duel Monsters. Too long had it been the domain of spaghetti-armed pansies who didn't know a trap from a spell. This was a setting in need of the quick wits and guts of a real MVP. His loud, egotistical demeanor and "any man with a full hand" policy rapidly made him a crowd favorite in the US, and within three years he was crowned reigning action duel champion across most of the eastern seaboard.
Right sorry had some things to do the last two days.
What city is the game taking place in, anyway?
What city is the game taking place in, anyway?
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