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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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With a sigh Harry loaded the power cells back into his pack and began to fasten it up. "Sorry, the price is two hundred, take it or leave it." He said shaking his head sadly, "This is high-grade equipment and if it's too expensive for you then I guess I'll have to take 'em elsewhere."

He wasn't sure why he was even bothering to talk to the Blueberry, she was obviously too drunk to even understand him properly and for a moment he wondered why the trader would even bother to hang around with her. Then his gaze slipped down several inches and he realised exactly why.

Looking back up at T'Lora's face with a knowing grin he turned to go, "Well, I guess I'll leave you two to your romantic evening. Hope you both enjoy yourselves."
@DJAtomika Yeah, but this is roleplay. Any mistakes you make, just blame them on the characters. In the worst cases, just edit your post to add extra details, like Unknowable did to get Farvis to grab a shotgun.
....I did not see the manual override thing. I'm sorry. DX

That's okay, Simon's obviously getting distracted by his irritating teammates and they're causing him to misread his scan results. :)
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Man is Simon a dick

I think he's just a Professional Educated Nearly Infallible Surgeon making the best of a bad situation.
@DJAtomika"Stand aside, let me scan this. Optics, scan and x-ray."

As the beam shone through the holes in the locker door the heads-up display began to flicker between two very different readings. One moment it reported a lifeform, the next a piece of equipment. Finally the computer intelligence admitted that it didn't know what to make of what it was seeing and flashed up a message reading '[[INCONCLUSIVE]]', followed by a long list of all the data points it had been able to gather.

Luckily for Simon he wouldn't have to wait too long for more information to work with as a set of glistening, metallic blades reached out from inside the largest hole and began to claw at the edges, slowly widening the breach as thick purple ichor seeped from inside.



Grabbing his helmet and quickly locking it into place JR quickly made his way over to the airlock, slamming his hand on the door control to cycle the outer door open. He glanced over at the weapon's rack but all he could see were some older pattern shotguns and pistols, no grenades or other gear which could help bolster his own gear, so without wasting another second he boosted down the umbilical, letting the low gravity float him towards the Lone Star's airlock chamber.

Halfway along the passage he saw something shoot passed his faceplate and as he drifted along he looked back to see a pair of holes, one each side of the umbilical. "Umm, guys, I think we have a problem." He called out through his headset, hoping the others were on the same frequency. A moment later he stepped through the melted doorframe and saw the claws ripping their way out of the locker.

"Ohh, nevermind. Looks like you have your hands full." He said calmly as he reached for his submachine gun and pistol. Swinging them both up he opened fire on whatever it was, only to be thrown back against the far bulkhead as sprays of plasma impacted around the locker, hitting everything but the holes he'd been aiming at. For a moment he lay stunned, his head ringing from where he'd hit it against the inside of his helmet, but as he recovered he quickly slammed his hand down on his belt control, activating the suit's grav boots.

"Okay, let's try that again." He said, taking aim with his guns once more, only this time he balsted at the door panel, shattering the controls in a burst of sparks.

With a silent hiss of escaping gas the door seal snapped off and the hatch swung open, a cloud of noxious air accompanying it into the airlock chamber, only to be sucked out towards the breach in the umbilical. "Quick, all of you clear the bay. I got this." JT called out, pulling a det-pack from his belt and thumbing the activator.
@TheUnknowable Making use of your shiny new shotgun?

Well, dingy secondhand shotgun at least.
In The Fog 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Or she was already at the farm when all the strangers started showing up.
DAMMIT NOW I WANT TO PRESS THE RED BUTTON.

Mwahahah! My subtle manipulation snare's working. >D

Sorry my post is a little short, I wasn't sure how @SimplyJohn wanted us to open the door.

I want you to press the big friendly definitely not a lethal death trap red button. Plus someone needs to help Farvis with that locker before you lose the shuttle.

Fifteen seconds left.
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