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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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@Kalas Not quite flame-throwers but instead...

Gotta love those optional extras. Did she get the cup-holder to go with those puppies?

@Bonjour xx Sorry, for some reason I thought you were calling him JT.

Mwahahaha! Fear the might of the All-Powerful Edit Button!
@TheUnknowable I assume he got them from the bandits he was "adopted" by, as they'd have their pick of the best tech, but why did the bounty hunters let him keep them? They would be worth a lot of money.

The bandits were killed by bounty hunters, and Linc would've been in a good position to help himself to their best gear on the way out the door.

The only one left to introduce themselves is @Yojimbo's character. Hopefully we hear from him soon, if he's still here that is. Either way we will be moving along soon.

According to the log he hasn't been online, or at least visibly online, for the last two days.
@Bonjour xx Isn't it JR?
Yes, JR..? I think it's best if we just call him 'Red Shirt'. :P
@Bonjour xx When did Mez get breasts?
You know when he fell asleep while sitting next to Farvis on the shuttle? Well, that may not have been the best of ideas.

@Bonjour xx really didn't need an insight into your search history ;)
All I did was type 'Kiss' on YouTube and this was one of the first things which came up. I take no responsibility for what the Internet provides me.

@Bonjour xx SO WHEN IS SOMEONE DISCOVERING/PRESSING THE BIG RED BUTTON?!
Well Simon discovered the switch, but then decided scanning the thing in the locker was more important than telling anyone about it. Given that the thing is currently chewing its way through the metal door he may have made a good call. Or not.

Either way, JR's managed to get the door open now, so everyone skidaddle!
@Kalas I'm gonna have Mez instinctively grab Marga and pull her into the hatch because reasons.

Mez and Marga sitting in a tree...

@nk1506 "Uh, so is that everyone then?"

"Everyone other than 'Overwatch'." Saf responded, speaking before she even realised the words were coming out of her mouth. Quickly snapping her jaw shut she stiffened her pose, hoping that speaking out of turn wouldn't cause any problems.

The medic had seemed... nice, she supposed. A little unsure of himself maybe, but if his file was anything to go by then he was at least proficient in his craft. Saffron tended not to like having too many medics around, it made troops take dangerous risks if they thought there was someone who'd just patch them up after every fight available at the drop of a hat, but for some reason she felt reassured to know that the squad would have the support of an experienced field medic along for the ride.
@_Middle_ Looks good. Does he have any armour or fieldcraft gear at all, or put the pistols, swords and pack?

And speaking of the swords, Harry's definitely gonna want a closer look at them when he gets a chance. Do you think Linc would mind him dismantling one, for research purposes? He'd put it back together again when he was done, good as new. Well, almost good as new, there might be a few screws left over. :D
Or push the big red button

Or let the rookie take a dive.

IC post edited, check out the cojones on that one. :D

@Tenish the Mighty My next post will definitely involve the shuttle moving. :)
Already half turned away from the table Harry paused. "Automated defenses?" He asked, intrigued. There were only a few places he knew of where those things were still operating after all these years and all of them were well worth the trip, if you could crack them.

Lowering his pack to the floor Harry leant over the table as he looked into the stranger's eyes. He'd heard some people say you could tell whether someone was lying to you or not by looking into their eyes when they spoke, but he'd found looming over them with a glaring cybernetic eye loosened more tongues that blind faith. With his eyepiece whirring and clicking he quickly scanned the man, his readout picking out the wristcomp, shield generator and interesting bauble hanging round his neck.

"I'll tell you what," He began, trying to sound offhand and disinterested, "I'll join your party and I'll even let you have the power cells for now. In exchange I want first claim on any off the automated defenses that we encounter, and you'll hand me that necklace of yours for insurance. If it turns out we don't find anything worthwhile then I keep the necklace and you pay me my 200, if we hit paydirt then you get the bauble back and we call it quits.

"Of course, if you happen to not survive the trip, then I'll keep the keepsake, obviously." He finished with a friendly grin.
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