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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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Oh gods... don't say that, she'll take it as a personal challenge.
In The Fog 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I think she got bored hanging around in the IC with nothing to do and so decided to do a little exploring. :)
@hiddenleafguy "...flew over a pedestal which had an orb on it and landed next to it by the way would you like some moondust1 not the drug kind2 the potion type i have have a literal ton of it from the my craft."

As he picked up the metal orbs Geoff froze in place hearing Avery say the words 'pedestal' and 'orb' in the same sentence. Carefully tilting his head up, not wanting to make any sudden movements for fear of what may be yet to come, Geoff looked the madman straight in the eye and very clearly asked, "This is very important, did you knock the orb of the pedestal, or was it still on there after you landed?"
In The Fog 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
*Kis immediately spins around, her legs a little cramped from having been standing in the same pose for a week*

Kismet: "Who's there? Show yourself so I can kill you!"
@booksmusicanime

While munching on the teacake everyone else is fighting over?
In Tommie's case would that be Val's bunk?
@Saarebas

You mean after Wrath goes crazy and the rest of the party end up having to battle Paxton to the death over who gets the last teacake?
"i would like a bottle of minus two by the way, would you like to buy a Dirt proof coat It works with blood only 10 druma1 and yes it is fire proof i just lost my vial of liquid fire2 during re-entry"

surprisingly enough the roof of the bar starts on fire3.

Scooping up the balls in his hand Geoff inspected them carefully for a second. They seemed genuine silver, and if anything weighed a little more than a normal coin. With a shrug he quickly pocketed them and reached towards the back shelf of the bar where he kept the 'good' stuff. "It'll be three gold for the fog-apple extract. I would charge less, but this stuff is as rare as a virgin in a Ecospathian orgy and I ca't let it go for any cheaper than that. And I'll have to turn you down with the coat, what's the point of spilling blood if it's not going to soak in a little..."

Just then an all too familiar scent caught Geoff's nose. Quickly spinning round he spotted the flames spreading across the ceiling, "Oh Fuchs,1 don't tell me I'm going to have to summon Her again!" Carefully placing the rare bottle of fog-apple extract back in place Geoff snapped up the baby ice drake by its neck, almost causing its eyes to pop out in surprise. Hoisting the beast up under his arm Geoff squeezed its belly tightly as he yanked the drake's mouth around to face the fire.

The cone of super-cooled air shot from the beast's gaping jaws, a horrific burp of chilled gases bursting out and rolling over the flames, quickly extinguishing them while decorating the ceiling with the dazzling display of bifurcating ice crystals. Carefully lowering the baby ice drake back beside the sink, giving its head a little pat as way of thanks, Geoff rounded on his new guest with fury burning in his eyes. "That'll be another silver for the ceiling, and a copper for that hole in the floor you thought I'd missed."

1 - The world's largest independent lubricants manufacturer - [LINK]
@Saarebas

Still have time before we start if you want to make a last minute change.
We know exactly what it is, @Rtron.
and we ain't sharin'.

That's not an actual 'no' though?
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