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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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"Hey, don't look at me." Patch said raising his hands in front of his chest in a non-threatening manner, "I just get paid to drive the van from A to B." Turning his body from side to side, making all his motions as easy to read as possible to help keep the guards calm Patch studied each of them carefully.

The room they were in looked like some sort of canteen, with tables and chairs set in rows and a shutter window at one end locked up for the night. Seven guards were scattered around, all of them armed and a little twitchy after having found a prowler sneaking around inside the building. The one standing behind Fox seemed to be in charge, he was asking most of the questions at least, while the two over by the set of double doors seemed the most insecure, their body language nervous and a little edgier than the others.

The two down at the other end of the room seemed most relaxed, and one had put his gun down on the table beside him as he chatted with his partner, the only woman in the group. For a moment Patch wondered if the two of them were dating, or at least heavily flirting with each other, and if he could use that somehow, but the other guards didn't seem to care about their attitudes in any way so he doubted the relationship was a sore point for any of the others, not even the two standing directly behind Owl and himself.

"Hey, you know what it's like at the moment, you gotta take the work where you can get it, right?" Reaching up slowly towards his face Patch prodded the side of his face, which was sore and aching from the bruises. "Although I think this'll be my last delivery working for you lot. Any chance of getting that ice I was promised?"
But nah I like DA2 despite its flaws. I mean it was made quickly but the characters I felt more attached to than those in Origins (which is a great game, don't get me wrong). TBH I feel more attached to those in Inquisition too.

I quite liked how you got to go back to areas to see what the consequences of your actions were, although it wouldn't been nicer if the Tal-Vashoth could've been reasoned with and their camp had become a permanent feature, like the Dalish. Having a few Kossith on your side for the final battle would've been very useful.

"You've got an army of Templars? Well, I've got an army of dragon-blood men!"

Third Ending: Hawke befriends the Tal-Vashoth, lays waste to both the Templars and the Mages in Kirkwall and seizes the city as his own empire.

All of the characters had their quirks and features I found interesting. Even the weaker characters like Sebastian and Fenris had their moments.
If I get Sigma should I roleplay as though being controlled by a sociopathic, power-hungry, pathological liar (who's obsessed with a shiny gold ring)?

When you consider the fact that some humans have mated with Twi'leki, which is technically bestiality, does mere gender even come into the equation?
I'm currently awaiting a reply from @Lennon79. We were in the middle of a conversation and he seems to have wandered off.
@Revans Exile

Damn, you found me out.

But I ask you this, what is true insanity?
Well sorry. I got dragged to town to run errands. .-.

No worries from me, it's the others complaining about the wait. :)

@SimplyJohn yeah, he can have one. I'd assume he would be prepared. It's an hour or two drive from the safehouse to the location.

No go on Ride of the Valkyries then?

Wasn't the warehouse closer than that? The town was further away and only took an hour to get to. Better roads heading that way I suppose?
I did ask for permission to go ahead, but didn't get a response. Now I'm trying to work out a way for Patch to save the day without just throwing Fox to the wolves and claiming innocence, or gassing them all to death with his secret stash of knockout gas.

@RomanAria mentioned working on her post three hours ago as well, so I thought she'd be the one taking the lead on Back-up Operation Get Us The Fuck Out Of Here!

How far away are you guys, and could you get Condor into some clothes long enough to come and make a daring rescue?

@Dragonite777 By the way, did Fox manage to procure anything worthwhile when he was setting the explosives, something we could use to help in our escape? I was hoping he'd be allowed to cook up something a little harder than just smoke, such as tear gas or another incapacitating substance, but he'll have to work with what he has.

As far as the smoke bomb goes, would you be willing for me to say Patch has one on him, even though it hasn't been mentioned yet?
@Sep

Yes, I know it's the language, as she said, but it should also be used as a proper pronoun for the Togruta race.
@HHShetland@Pripovednik Well, with those sparks coming out of her nipples I could understand the confusion.

Speaking of which, you might want to give @Genni a prod she was online earlier but seems to have wandered off. :)
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