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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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I still get distracted by the fact it's Kate Mulgrew doing her voice, in the same way Claudia Black draws my ear with Morrigan, Matriarch Aethyta and Admiral Daro'Xen.

So, if Morrigan and Liara's mother are the same person..?

@SaarebasFlemeth would win. She also loves Snarky Hawke.

Now there's an image I don't want in my mind.
Astrape probably shocked Tongzka into silence and despair, anyway. :V

She seems to have that effect on a lot of people. :)
@Catharyn

Bitte
@Pripovednik

It's only about 9PM so far, the bar opened at 4PM. Getting to be a busy night for Geoff.

You don't have to leave to sleep, there's plenty of rooms upstairs if you're tired, and I hear for an extra silver Hilda will tuck you in herself. ;)
@CAS1006

So I shouldn't mention how she raised an army of blight-infested squirrels and raided the dwarven halls of cheesemaking in order to bake the world's tastiest cheesecake then?
@CAS1006

The first version of her, or the second?

I really loved her as the old hag/dragon but the vamped up battle-witch we meet later didn't feel as good for me. Wonder what she's upto with the Eluvian though..?
@Catharyn

As far as I can find their near-human enough to have only one special trait, their immunity for mental Force powers, such as Mind Trick, Domination and Influence. Other than that they'd have all the same strengths and weaknesses as a human.
@CAS1006Garrus, hot damn. Turians are the best.

What's the most difficult part about treating a Turian who's taken a rocket to the face?
Figuring out which side got hit.

Great straight man, throughout the series. Nice how he gets to end up with Tali (sort of) if they're both alive at the end of the trilogy.

Dwarves all look the same, and Humans get hit with a sack or rocks to ugly sticks or Divine chisels.

Dwarves got hit by a tonne of rocks too, it just didn't make any difference to how they already looked. XD
At least they gave us the Extended Ending in the end. And personally I think Citadel DLC makes up for the red-green-blue thing.

Citadel was a great addition to the third game, although when I played through the series as a xenophobic Shepard who refused to recruit Garrus in the first game, managed to kill off all the aliens on her team in the second game and wasted Ashley in the showdown in the third game the scene where everyone comes out with their guns blazing was a little undermanned. XD

Have to say though, it's worth romancing Ashley in the first game and then moving onto Tali in the second just so you can see how jealous the bitch gets towards the little spacehopper in the third. Same thing happens with Jack too. For someone who dumps you for working with Cerberus, that girl just don't know when to give it up. XD

@RomanAria

I'm sorry, I was waiting for Owl to talk our way out of the situation for us. :)
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