SimplyJohn

BattleCorp™: Combatant Creator

Sounds interesting, count me in.

Champions of Thedas - Dragon Age RP

A pet peeve of mine is bad opening posts: I dislike seeing a poor opening post after going through the effort of making a character it's really aggravating.

@vancexentan

Given the time it takes to write a decent post, doing anything less is unforgivable. We even have the option to edit posts once they're up, and often I'll read over what I've just posted and make minor corrections for sentence structure and clarity before letting it be.

Also little touches like artwork, use of colour and formatting can help a lot when writing in this medium. THe tools are there, we may as well make best use of them. :)

Before RvB there was; Project Freelancer (Accepting CS's)

@Revans Exile

Risa? Those uptight martinets who never know how to have any fun!?! They have nothing on the French...

Oh wait, I've got that back to front, haven't I? :P

Coruscant Sacked: Aftermath

@Fallenreaper

So there may still be a thin chance that he'll get confused in the heat of the moment and force lemon meringue down Som's throat. Thank the Emperor's Black Bones for that.

Champions of Thedas - Dragon Age RP

Anyone else a fan fiction writer or is it just me?

@booksmusicanime

My main income is from writing, so I write whatever the customers ask me to. One time I wrote the script for a Sailor Moon/Power Rangers crossover comic, would that class as fan-fiction?

Also I tend to get asked to write a lot of Star Wars stories too, although they usually involve OCs rather than principles.

I really hate trolls I really do.

@vancexentan

I love trolls. All their screaming and illogical ranting makes them so much easier to pick out in a crowd when you're trying to aim.

...that must've taken a bit of time to make.

@vancexentan

Ten minutes for the writing, five trawling the 'net for an appropriate image and the map I already had from the Interest thread opening. :)

Coruscant Sacked: Aftermath

@Fallenreaper

Has anyone explained to Sish the difference between a double-bladed lightsaber and a lemon meringue, and which should be forced down a prisoner's throat?

The Broken Drum - Casual drop-in chat for out-of-work adventurers

Behold, the latest in a series of diminutive arseholes! As in, unpleasant people!

...I know there are some people who needed clarification >_>... :V

@HHShetland

I'm just hoping he's willing to spend a lot of money on drinks, Hilda hates a tight arsehole.

The Broken Drum - Casual drop-in chat for out-of-work adventurers

@HHShetland "'Ey, Landlord! I've come for a glass o' BEER! 'Cuz only real grown-up men drink Beer, yeah? Well, I'm a real grown-up man now, so I want some!"

"Landlord's not here." Called Hilda as she rose up behind the bar, her hand squeezed down between her ample cleavage as she quickly squirreled away the baubles she'd found hidden behind a secret panel beneath the counter lying on the floor, making a mess. "He's off upstairs wrestling a fiery sprite back into her cage... _{lucky bitch...} If you'd like something to drink though I can help you there."

Stepping up close behind the bar the barmaid bent over just far enough to flash her prestigious assets to the new customer, enough to distract him as her talented gaze danced over his diminutive form, pricing up each and every trinket he was carrying before welcoming him with a beaming grin. "We offer a wide selection of beers, both lagers, stouts, ciders and ales. Personally I'd recommend the Nether Scrapings,"¹ The tavern wench expounded, gesturing to the pump handles set beside her. The one she was talking about seemed to have a thin layer of dust covering it, as though it hadn't been used in a while. Since it was the cheapest beer on tap at the Drum, and the foulest flavoured, there was no surprise in that.

"It has a unique flavouring to it that only the wisest, most handsome and richest can truly appreciate. To everyone else it taste like the stuff the pigs leave behind after eating their swill." It was an old trick, but a good one. Telling a person that only if they're worthy will something be wonderful always had them swearing the stuff was divine, even as they fought against their own gag reflex trying to keep the stuff down.

_{1 - A rare ale brewed by the hermit monks of the local monastery only once a year, just after their annual bath.}

Champions of Thedas - Dragon Age RP

(Also all this talk of writing... Can I be join this club, guys? Guys? I like to write sci-fi and LGBT romance!)

@McHaggis

In that case you really need to have a chat with @Genni sometime.

The Jaeger Program Rebooted (3 Spots Open - Apply Now!)

@Sep

Isn't that on the first page of the trainee manual?

"Step 1: Before getting in your Jaeger, ensure it's been properly painted blue and white. If it hasn't, find the hangar chief and immediately request a new machine, as the one you've been given is clearly unfit for use."