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Ultimate One Universe: Marvel/DC RPG

Byrd Man said
People argue that while Batman is the most realistic of the superheroes, he's still a superhuman in a lot of ways.

What true comic book reader has ever called Batman realistic?

Literally nobody I know calls Batman realistic in any way outside of "no superpowers".

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Gowi said
I'm going to give a lot of folks time to get some sheets up; we're still missing some returns and I'd like to see what they do.

I know you want to see my Dick. It's okay, Gowi.

Ultimate One Universe: Marvel/DC RPG

Rade said
Kitty is trained in ninjutsu in Marvel 616. Not too far of a stretch to incorporate her into Batman's story if done right.

Almost every hero in the history of comic books is trained in some form of martial arts.

Even Beast Boy is trained in Eskrima.

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Elsa said
That's my neighbour.

So you're the one next door where I hear all that screaming coming from....

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Elsa said
No no, it's a different species. Koalas are cuddly creatures, drop bears hide in the high trees and jump onto people who walk past. Then they eat their brains. Usually tourists, because Australians know to look up. They're more common than you'd think.

I should now assume every crazy looking killer animal lives in Australia. It can't be too big a stretch of the imagination.

Spidercano

Elsa said
Hey Kangaroo, you found a picture of my Family Christmas 2011.

Australian Holidays, 2011.

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Elsa said
I find that unlikely. You getting it, not the fact that you are slow. Sloth slow etc. etc.

It's a koala mixed with a bear? That's the craziest theory my Sloth-brain could come up with. I hope it's true, I'd hate to seem even slower than usual.

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Elsa said
Drop bear.

Oh. I think I get it now. Maybe. Man I'm slow with the spam-puns.

Spidercano

I'd rather see a Snakequake.

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Mahz said
That is a koalabear, nature's trusty little tree marsupial.

The Nexerus said
I knew that. I thought you made Sloth's avatar an animal that isn't a sloth as a joke.

Kangaroo said
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You never know when it's Mahz.

Elsa said
This still can't show images in quotes.

Was that Koala born with an X-Gene or something?