Sodium

Shard Seekers

Having zero expectations is fun - you're never disappointed!

Jokes aside, though, I kinda expected this. Those who cite "major issues at work" usually have such major issues crop up often. What's odd to me, though, is he seems to log in daily but never posts an update.

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I won't be returning to the next incarnation of this. I get the feeling it will follow the same sort of pattern: players will try to do something that isn't explicitly on their CS, arguments will break out repeatedly, and eventually players will leave because they wanted to break rules the way most of Nasu's works do. While I applaud you for sticking to your guns on the rules, @Unoedipal, allowing a bit of flexibility might go a long way toward making the next incarnation work. Good luck.

Oh, and before I forget, I've got a selfish request. Don't use Zero as the Second Owner's image in the next incarnation. She's a fair bit above Nasu's writing level.

@Sodium Lol. Just trying to make people salty I see.

@EstABest

No, that was me trying to make people salty. The original comment was just a joke. Think before you make a joke that even indirectly accuses another of trolling.

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@SodiumWow. Jesus fucking christ you are pathetic. I don't even have anything else to say about this, I just wanted you to know that. Like, damn.

@Turboshitter

Pathetic: arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness.
Pity: the feeling of sorrow and compassion caused by the suffering and misfortunes of others.

I thank you for your compassion, but I do not need it. Do you mean to say @KoL is pathetic, perhaps? I stand behind what I write, be it a joke or dead serious, universal truth or completely wrong. I don't delete my posts when I decide I've made a mistake. I also don't need to call in a group of people to white knight for me.

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So I've spent a bit of time getting a CS together to be ready to roleplay as KoL here in the OOC. Here it is!

KoL

Name: Knight of Lorelei (@KoL)

Gender: Male?

Homeland: Brazil?

Age: Late teens to early 20s

Appearance:


Personality: As a roleplayer, KoL exhibits an absurd amount of self-importance. This gives a certain amount of smugness to his posts. This might be due to today's standards in parenting, as all children are told just how special they are. KoL is also an extreme weeaboo, using Japanese terms in English discussions to further break his grammar.

Biography: Approximately one year ago, a college student began searching for a place to live out his fantasies online. Video games were far to restrictive for him, so they weren't enough. He needed something flexible, a place to do whatever he wanted whenever he wanted, as whomever he desired. That's when he fell upon the land of Roleplayer Guild.

Excited by this newfound freedom, he created an account by the name of KoL and jumped into his first game - "SAO - Living in Aincrad". Since then, he has been involved in a number of games, most of which are based around popular anime titles such as Sword Art Online, Akame ga Kill!, Angel Beats!, and multiple Type Moon titles. He continues to show such casual taste to this day.

Now, KoL was not content just being in games run by other people. No, KoL longed for even more freedom in his freeform adventures and eventually began running his own games. Most notable among these is Boundary of the Crimson Sky. What's notable about it is that KoL deems it worth resurrecting in an identical fashion regardless of how many times the game fails to hold the interest of its players.

Origin: Account made April 2, 2015.

Skills:

• Shitposting
• Acting smug
• Terrible taste in anime
• Not English
• Not Japanese, either
• Creating two-dimensional characters
• Deleting fucking everything

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So hey, since @KoL and co. are leaving, the OoC is going to be a bit quiet. To alleviate that, can I roleplay as KoL in the OoC?

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@EstABest

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"Number One under the Sun? Sheeit, that's amazing." Billy kept his eyes on the road as he drove. They passed a wreck on the opposite side of the road - thankfully no emergency vehicles had arrived, so traffic wasn't beginning to pile up. "It'll probably help over in moonland, since it's called the Land of the Rising Sun an' all. Quite the resume you've got there, friend!" They turned onto a side road just as a set of flashing lights crested the hill ahead of them.

Inside the glove compartment, Musashi found the truck's maintenance manual, a Bible, a couple tools, and a loaded Smith&Wesson Governor revolver. Oddly, not a single glove was present, though a few odds and ends were also stashed inside, most notable being mints and sweets. By watching the mirrors, Musashi might notice a black van that had been parked in the church's parking lot when they left. It stayed a few cars back, doing nothing suspicious outside of following the truck.

Billy took another turn, this time onto a road that seemed to be in need of repair. The F150's suspension took the brunt of the bumps, though the cab vibrated and jerked occasionally. "Well, if you wanna see how fighting's changed, I've got cable back at the house. Plenty of fights on TV, so you'll probably find somethin' worth watchin'. Lotta stuff's faked, though."

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Well for contact explosive, you could always just make some nitro from soap. I mean, I see that shit in movies all the time, so it's gotta have some amount of truth to it. Also, I forget what it was called, but back in high school my class convinced the chemistry teacher to do an experiment that created contact explosives. He ended up making about 10 times as much as the stable-when-solid amount, freaked out, then spent like five hours at the fume hood just letting little bits of it solidify, then tapping it with a meter stick. Good times.

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Well, you could always pair a contact explosive with an oven timer (y'know, one that vibrates when the time runs out). With good funding you could use a cell phone set to vibrate, though that would add traceability through call logs.

If you can't get a contact explosive, just pull the bullet out of its shell, sprinkle some thermite in, and boom, should work as an ignition. Just rig a way to pull the trigger and you've got yourself a boom.

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"What, that's all you wanted? Shoot, that ain't selfish at all. Books are everywhere - can even get 'em on a computer if you like." Billy paused as he put two and two together, realizing Musashi had probably never heard of computers either. He beckoned to the cleaners, getting one to silently approach. "Make arrangements for some books on history, moonland, computers, and the internet to be sent to my home. Also send some untreated wood and paints suitable for art." The black-robed man bowed in acknowledgement and left the room. Another man entered shortly to take his place.

"Now, I can hardly believe you don't know about burgers! They're the best damn invention to ever come out of America. Heck, a lotta people live entirely offa them and pizzas these days! Now, yer in luck, 'cause I make one mean burger. Best burgers in the state, if not the entire country, if ya ask me. Perfectly grilled meat topped with cheese, delicious veggies, and a wheat bun... Damn, now I'm hungry, too. Let's get going."

Billy motioned for the samurai to follow him through the hallways of the church to the parking deck, where his Ford F150 sat waiting. The bed sat empty aside from a large toolbox and a well-used shovel. Billy shuffled a few odds and ends from the passenger seat into the back of the cab to make room for Musashi, then climbed into the driver seat. "So, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself along the way?"