stardust

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted; however, you fall into a coma and never wake up again.

I wish for something that, by the very nature of this thread, when corrupting it becomes an awesome or wonderful thing.

What if Spam was trapped in Canada?

Well not a single one of you bastards would be allowed in my house, that's for sure.

@The Nexerus

Likewise. I'm all for helping others and all, technically it's what I do for a living, but stand and fight for something in your OWN house... or fall for anything/nothing somewhere else.

I read a quote somewhere about how if refugees weren't brave enough to fight for their rights in their homeland, what makes anyone think they'll give a shit about anyone anywhere else? Something like that anyway.

What if Spam was trapped in Canada?

Well, speaking as someone from Canada, I'd think we'd welcome it with open arms.

Like we do everything else.

Failing that, I'll get behind @Dinh AaronMk on this one.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Timemaster stalks you in a most uncomfortable manner, watching you closely every time you pee.

I wish I wasn't so thirsty all the time, but still remembered to drink a healthy amount of water. Good water, with nothing swampish or bad about it.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted; you now know all earthly languages... from five thousand years ago, none of which are spoken today. As a result, nobody can understand you and you are promptly placed in a padded cell.

I wish for change.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted! Congratulations! You have broken the thread! Now us spammers have nothing to occupy our time with. We hunt you down and kill you in a most objectionable manner.

I wish for an incorruptible wish. Which I guess is kinda the same thing as what Timemaster wished for.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted; the world suddenly stops spinning and everyone is flung into outer space. But as you and your family were indoors at the time, you are all okay.

I wish I wasn't on fire.

The Ultimate Antagonist

Technically, if they injected enough nanobots into a reaper, it COULD be done...

The Ultimate Antagonist

Well, they are both very powerful villains... what if they... I don't know... entered a technology exchange?

Interstellar Concordance (Scifi 4x NRP)

I'm intrigued, but this looks awfully convoluted. I do have some things in mind though...