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Skyrim: The Life of an Ordinary Person

NEXT TIME on our totally mundane (or not) playthrough:

Will Kitra continue to have success (marginal though it may be) as a thief? Will the Succubus within slowly break her down until she becomes a dark hearted Daedra herself? Our hero (who is really not a hero in any sense of the word) will continue to go through her completely fucked ordinary life until she dies. So the real question--will tomorrow bring about her last days?!

True/False Game

True. Very very true. I still am in some ways, tbh

T/F You like to slather yourself in butter, dressed in a black leather jacket, and then you set your feet on fire and run as fast as you can screaming "I'm GREASED LIGHTNING" as loud as you possibly can.

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ALRIGHT time to get to my mundane life of CRIME >:D
Gotta case this bitch out. Yeaaaah. Some nice lookin' dives just sittin up on this hill yo. So let's go, sticky finga's are ze WINNA'S YAH!



Hmm. Filin' this store in my head for later use. Maybe seduce the shopkeeper, huehuehueh



Now these places look like some rich mofo be livin' here. Gonna case these beoches out, know wha-aimean yo? Yeah that's right. Gonna sneak in, thief in the night. Ninja Succubus. NINJABUS!!!!



Well this is what I'm talkin' about!!! A CHEST! What lies in this chest?! SURELY a small fortune. Jewels. Priceless artifacts. Books containing the most powerful secret spells with POWER ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE WORLD A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!!!!! Oh, the possibilites. OH WHAT THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WOOD AND IRON MUST HOLD WITHIN!!!!



Or...Or it could hold a creepy as fucking doll that needs to be shoved up Alduin's flaming asshole a doll and...9 gold. Well then. I mean. It COULD have held that other stuff. *cough*



Heey, looks like my luck has slightly shifted. Something of actual *value.* In a clearly rich persons house. It's about time something made sense >>



Now to just make my way o--oh. O my. Um. Hi there big guy. What um. What ya doin' there buuuuuudy. Just gonna. Inch my way out that door now. You'll forget I was in here right? Yeah you will cause you have a brain the size of a pea because of all the steroids you must have been taking to get muscles like that such big muscles that look like they could crush a small dragon into powder. But you're nice. Cuz. Yeah. You are. Bye.



Well, considering I had less than 100 gold coming in, not a bad haul. I mean, I almost got vaporized by a trapping Nord's icy glare, but hey, was all worth it. In the end. Right?

>> I hope said Nord doesn't come visit me in my room tonight. I think he could even make a demon scream ;-;

Yum or Yuck!! Game~!♪

NOW WE ARE TALKIN! I'll try it >: D *kinda considers trying it right now* D:

Beef tongue (not messin around this time, I LOVE me some cow tongue)

Yum or Yuck!! Game~!♪

LOVE me some tangerines!!!

How about hands. Chopped off. And cooked up.

;-)

t(-_-t)

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Slipped past this place. "Stay away from trouble and no trouble will come to you..." Yeah, funny, seems trouble has been following me since I left that cave >>



Another. Fucking. Wolf. HOW do I keep running into so many damn wolves? It's like they are everywhere?!



BAM! Right between the eyes. EYE guess he just wasn't tough enough to handle my arrow :D

Heehee, see what I did there? SEEE what I did there? Yeah?! No? Not..cool. Okay O.o



*FACEPALMS* omg, another necromancer. ANOTHER one. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but I swear they are following me now >>

*eyeballs the dead body.* Shhhhhhhh. just let it happen.



GPS, SKYRIM style! YUSSS! What would I ever do without these signs to guide my way? Oh. wait.



I almost shot this guy. Look, it's not MY fault that from a distance I thought he was a deer. >_>



Um. No. I'd rather chop my own wings off and market them as dragon dildo accessories than be your shield sister.



ALRIGH! Now we just need to cross the ocean, to get to the hidden island, to get the Knights of the Round Materia, then we'll be ready to fight SEPHIROTH! .....wait. wrong game .-.



FINALLY in White Run. Now I can begin my life as a master THIEF. MWA HA HA. NO Succubus, we CAN'T brutally rape and murder our victims, wtf is wrong with you?!!

Skyrim: The Life of an Ordinary Person

@Dinh AaronMk THere is a console code to allow me to sell stolen goods to any merchant, bypassing the stolen item check. So here we have it. I'mma be a private thief xD THAT will be how my character makes her money >:D

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Just like, fatigue "death" at least. But then you'd still probably force the guards to come in and kill you. So it'd be best if combined to consider that sort of assault as non-fatal like theft.

At least I think assault is treated as something they'd kill you for. But it's been awhile imo. I got to the point in the game where I killed Alduin and finished the main plot(s) and then went to the play the Witcher series.

@Dinh AaronMk

Actually, regular assault, as long as you don't KILL the target (so "sheath" your fists to get the target to stop attacking) is treated as something they will normally throw you in jail for. So that IS a thought. I do LIKE the idea of being a criminal, but that would entail me joining the theives guild so that I could fence stolen goods, and with me trying to shy away from bigger quests like that, I'd have to try to find a mod to sell all items, even stolen ones, to vendors. I'm pretty sure there IS one of those though, so it's definitely doable to become a thief

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>Succubus
>Not even having hot sex with the necromancer until it dies.

That said if there's any modes to change fisticuffs to not being neccesarily lethal and you can go to prison for fist-fighting I'd say do that when this character dies and be a hooligan somewhere. Or even a street-level criminal and thug and go about stealing shit and beating up skooma dealers.

@Dinh AaronMk

that's what you didn't see outside the screenshots

I haven't seen any mods like this unfortunately. I'll have to give Nexus a good look through again to see if there is, because that is a friggin awesome idea xDDD