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@Lvl Down

haha there's no need to feel like you have to use them. I just thought it'd be interesting if Song and Kazue were connected.
@Lvl Down

teehee. Song may have saved the day tho.
~Jonathan and Song~

Jonathan leisurely strolled out onto the deck, and stood by the captain. Hmm. Falis Island! Surely it must be swarming with exotic lady pirates from all corners of the world. There was no way he was staying behind on the ship.

No way.

He felt Charlotte squirrelishly pounce on him like he was a tree of some sort, though he pretended to pay it no mind. But then she happily chirped:

"What's going to happen, captain? Are you finally going to pass the ship's command to Jon-sama?"

Eh wot?

Jonathan hadn’t heard of this before.

"God help us if Jon is ever captain, he'd sell us out for a chance to finally have his first kiss," Simone called out.

Well that certainly was not nice. He smirked. “No, no, I’d only sell you and Waldemar out. The rest of the lovely ladies can stay with me.“ He laughed to himself contentedly for a moment. But then froze when it hit him. “Ahhh wait! That’s not to say that I haven’t had my first kiss! Certainly I’ve kissed many a beautiful dame! In fact I recently just--”

“unwelcome kisses on the hand that nearly get you killed by vengeful husbands don’t count.” Song interjected flatly as she jumped from the last rung from the crow’s nest ladder to join the crew. She demonstratively flicked back her hair and smoothly walked towards the group.

Jonathan bristled a bit, but then put his hands back on his hips with a reinvigorated smirk “Hmph. You’re one to talk. Still pretending that we haven--”

SHRRRANNGG--

Faster than he could see, a violent shriek of metal rang out, and Jonathan found a sword pressed dangerously strong against his throat.

“whatever could you possibly be referring to?” Song asked, smiling sweetly as she held her wu jian at his neck.

Jonathan closed his mouth.

Melody continued barking orders at the crew, though everyone seemed to look the other way or offer an excuse when she asked who would be willing to stay behind.

Song peered over at Jonathan’s elbow. Quickly, before Jonathan himself could notice, Song grabbed it, and raised his arm. She fake coughed, to draw attention to it, then in her best fake Jonathan voice, grunted, “I’ll stay behind, Captain.”

Jonathan, wondering why people were suddenly looking at him, turned to see that his arm was raised. He realized what had just happened.

“Wait nononononoo I didn’t say that, I mean I really need to go out to the city to take care of business because ladies-- I mean, the financial-- I mean the components I need to--”
Ugh. Why are guys so useless?

At least in this RP, not IRL.


no no... it's real life too...
this ooc is ridiculous. smh at all of you. :D
Wow quite the expansive cast!

If this were a JRPG with a party system tho, Maria and Jason would totally be the characters that I never use and never level up.

@Plecy @Ryciera

I know Jason might be a lil bothersome, but think you can let him follow you guys around to whatever you were planning to do? He's not just tryna make Joseph eat gross bread.
~Jason~

Joffridus didn’t seem too happy when Jason embraced him.

"Hey--Hey! Off off off!"

The valiant warrior pushed Jason off of himself, almost sending him tumbling to the ground. Jason was startled, but realized that Joffridus probably had world saving to do, and didn’t want to be distracted.

"If this is a game, then neither'a us are playing!"

True. A mighty hero didn’t have time to play silly games.

"None'a that. Think you owe the two'a us an explanation. And make it good, guards ain't kind t' thieves."

Jason shrugged. Not like he could say anything to diffuse the situation… oh wait!

Jason rummaged around his pockets and pulled out his half eaten bread, which had tracked quite a bit of lint and fuzz on it. He lifted it up to Joffridus with reverence. A luxurious gift for the dashing champion!

@Plecy @Ryciera
The trembling did not cease when Edward saw Ealdwine collapse to the floor. It didn’t stop when Ealdwine threw his sword to him.

“I once taught you- now teach me! Many of your forebears were storied warriors. You studied fencing as well as music, did you not? Show me how a Hart-Ellington faces death!”

A well of annoyance grew in place of dread.

“I hope it does not involve crying on a filthy tavern floor.”

Oh you dirty pompous old--

Instantly, Edward sprang up, and grabbed Ealdwine’s rapier from the dwarf. His eyes were still puffy and his nose was red, but he turned towards the carnage. The shaking had stopped. His sense of smell returned, and he covered his face at the stench that flooded his nostrils. He looked to Pallas, who had been pierced in the abdomen, but rescued by the bandaged woman. This was his chance to redeem himself.

He turned to the dwarf with resolve, ready to help him take Pallas away.

@karamonnom @Tricheus
~Jason~

Though the expression on his face didn’t show it, Jason panicked. Jerked back and shaken by a pair of arms much stronger than his, Jason peered an eye up through his long brown hair. The woman was scary, and reminded him of some of the more unsavory characters he had read about in his book of tales. He turned his head back. The man looked… he looked like…

He looked like the great hero Sir Joffridus! The valiant knight who swam across the ocean of doom, survived the pit of ten thousand serpents, and defeated the mighty seven headed demon bear-wolf to rescue princess Grellica!

Jason blankly stared at the man, blinking several times in amazement. His blonde hair! His dark blue eyes! The rings and the necklace that showed his prestige! His eyes fixated on the beads in his hair. He had read that Sir Joffridus wore beads just like them!

"Oi'yo, Joey! Y'see this? S'a chil'e!"

Jason’s mouth fell open. Surely Joey was short for Joffridus! Jason impulsively jumped up in amazement. In a feat of strength that did not seem appropriate for his slight build, he broke the man’s hold on him, ran into his torso and embraced him.

Sir Joffridus was real!

But why was he with such a scary woman? He peered back at Joffridus’ companion quizzically.

@Ryciera @Plecy
~Maria~

“Ah Paetyr! It’s good to see that you are well!” Maria called from behind the counter to the old man who stepped into her shop. He was short, and walked with a wizened hunch, plodding along in an almost tortoise-like fashion. A long white beard hung from his face in a gentle contrast from his bald head.

“Always puts the pep back into the step, your medicine does,” the old man grunted with a weary grin as he approached the shop counter. “My wife and I don’t know what we would do about our bone aches without you, Maria.” He rubbed his arched back in emphasis.

“Why thank you. I only want to do what I can to help,” Maria replied with a cordial smile. “Now I presume you’re here for the same blend as last week?”

Paetyr nodded. “The war rages on,” he quipped, chuckling a bit.

Maria smiled again, then tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear as she knelt down behind the counter. She opened a drawer that contained a loose assortment of common herbs, a row of empty cloth pouches, and a very old book. Maria plucked several leaves and tucked them into one of the small bags without measuring the portions - there was no need to. The only herbs she carried were spearmint, rosemary and thyme.

Before she rose from behind the counter, she opened the book, flipped to a page near the beginning, and muttered a quick incantation over the pouch. The leaves within sparkled momentarily, then faded back to their normal appearance. She had cast a spell that caused immediate but temporary relief from pain. Temporary was the key word, as it helped retain customers.

Maria stood up, and handed the pouch to Paetyr, who had already pulled out his coin purse. “Took you a bit longer this time. New stock?” asked the old man as he counted his coins.

“Yes, I just received a shipment from the far north today,” said Maria without hesitation, knowing that the ships had come in this morning. “I just had to reference the compendium to make sure the portions were correct.”

“Ah,” replied Paetyr. He handed her the coins in payment for the pouch. “I’d love to know where you find your herbs. They work so well, it’s almost like magic.”

Maria didn’t miss a beat. “You’re not the first to tell me that, though I appreciate the compliment.”

Paetyr turned to leave, but smiled again, though with a melancholy air. “You keep doing what you’re doing, you hear?”

“Of course. Have a nice day,” Maria called out as the man left. When the door behind him closed, she sighed wistfully. She knew that Paetyr’s son had died in the war, eaten alive by a violent torrent of magic. It felt almost cruel to trick an old man the way she did.

A pitter patter of steps from the upstairs floor signaled that her son had woken up, and moments later, Jason came trudging down the stairs rubbing his eyes and nibbling on a piece of bread.

“Good morning,” Maria greeted her son.

Jason nodded absentmindedly, then headed for the door.

“Ah wait, where do you think you’re going?” Maria asked, caught slightly off guard.

Jason pointed at the door, then walked out of the shop.

“Hey, come back here I--”

The door slammed, then was quickly opened by another customer. Maria huffed in frustration before reapplying a cordial smile as she greeted the dwarf who had just walked in.

~Jason~

As soon as he stepped out of his mother’s shop, Jason surveyed the town square, then headed south. His loose shirt hung lazily around his thin body as his unkempt bed hair drifted over his eyes. He looked rather out of place in the bustle of the town square, where mostly everyone walked with purpose and direction to conduct their business. In contrast, Jason strolled along casual and aloof, almost bumping into people before they noticed him and got out of his way. He continued on without much of a hitch, about to pass The Ugly Mug.

But then he suddenly found his head buried in a doughy bosom and strawberry blonde hair. It reeked of ale.

@Ryciera @Plecy
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