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Recent Statuses

6 yrs ago
Imagine using the status bar to post about your personal life, instead of using it to drop bad memes on people. Couldn't be me.
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7 yrs ago
Ya'll fuckers ain't even ready for the lore and depth behind my name - the intricate threads of nuance would destroy your puny, mortal minds. I like writing.
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7 yrs ago
Gonna dress as the whole Conservative Party. If that thing doesn't fucking count as "undead" at this point, I don't know what does.
6 likes
8 yrs ago
Somebody, please, kill me before I have to see the RPG Status Bar turn into an argument over Feminism. I don't think the Guild can handle anymore issues at present, let alone Feminism.
9 likes
9 yrs ago
Playing Alien Isolation for the first time. NOW I REMEMBER WHY I HATE HORROR GAMES!
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I resonate with this sexual icon.

Most Recent Posts

@Loony Aaaaaaah, that one.

@HaltingBlooper I MAY BE A CAT, BUT I ENJOY SWIMMING!
@Loony We have a person called Rocco..? I was not informed of this. TREASON!
@Loony IM PURPLE!

J-just in case you weren't aware... ^-^
@HaltingBlooper that... Was incredible. 10/10 IGN would play again!
@HaltingBlooper With my new bullshit powers that make total sense because I fucking said so, I steal the Lolcat launcher and banish the worshipper into Oblivion. Now, with this launcher, I have attainted ultimate power.

NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!
@HaltingBlooper I-I see...

*Meta bullshits their way through the campaign, finishes said campaign in doing so, discovers a secret Illuminati facility in the D&D universe which contains a portal into a lost Celestial Plane, becomes a God, nukes Nirn, creates a new heaven with a stripper factory and beer volcano, watches the worshippers pour in~*
@HaltingBlooper *Does a little bit of damage calculation*

Well that's... Let's see... Minus 2, carry the 1... I think, um... Yeah, I'm dead.

Actually, wait!

*Uses revivify from beyond the grave* FUCK YOUR RULES TWICE OVER!
@HaltingBlooper *Rolls Dice's d20 from The Provokers, gets a nat 20*

FUCK YOU AND YOUR RULES!
@Loony *Noms snake head* too bad bitch, I have a SNAKE tooth.

*Walks faster* IM GOING TO FOUND MY OWN KINGDOM, CONQUER YOUR PATHETIC MADNESS, HOLD YOU ON TRIAL AND BLEED YOU OUT LIKE THE AVIAN BEING YOU ARE!
@Loony Hmm, it appears I will have to take more drastic measures...

*Turns around and walks away* ignoring the madness is about the same as cutting the head off the snake. *Holds up a snake head* Meh, almost the same.
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