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    1. The Mad Hatter 12 yrs ago
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1 yr ago
Current After 4 years of doing other types of Rping, I think I'm returning home
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5 yrs ago
I cannot - for the life of me - manage to manually turn off my PS4 by pressing the button. My damn cat, however, manages to hit it every single she even bypasses the console.
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6 yrs ago
My kids found an old Barbie TV from when I was a kid - you know, the kind that was huge and boxy with a tiny-ass screen - and my daughter said "No, mommy, TV's are flat." Another parenting fail.
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6 yrs ago
My kids don't understand what a (computer) mouse is or how to use it. They keep poking and swiping at my monitor. I have failed as a parent.
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6 yrs ago
When your kid gets super excioted and just up and læeave their friends to come give you a hug when you come to get them from daycare
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Life has been a bitch for a while. but I think I'm good to come back now

Most Recent Posts

any of you guys want to play a RP where you play as a police officer? The setting is in present world but with the fantasy races. Like elf and orcs and other shit.


I played something like this before, so I have a character that would fit already.
You can try and link it, but I wont promise to join.
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Should have guessed from the photo but meh. You're an honorary gentleman in all the way that matter.


Why thank you. I've always been told that I'm "*snort* one of the dudes". But with boobs. So I'm better.
@The Mad Hatter

Fair point good sir.


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I'm not sure whether I should be happy or offended.

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I'm gonna go with happy.
I'm a chick
No need for hookers. Why pay when you can get it for free? We just need bimbos, floozies and skanks.
So am I. Althought that hardly matters, since I'm not even "in" yet.

Then again, neither is Bright_Ops

Dude, we're the outsiders.
But my ass if firm as shit.


I do believe the firmness of ones feces depends on ones diet.
@Halvtand
I've got rent, heat, water, electricity, insurances (for me, my kid and my house), "Licens" (Those money danes have to pay to have the right to own a TV, computer, phone ect), my phone, TV, internet and probably something more that I'm just forgetting.
I've only got my social security check (can't work due to osteoarthritis) to cover it all, 'cause the dickwads in the system that are supposed to make sure I get Child Benefits can't take care of their jobs, so even though she's six months already, I don't get paid. Her dad's even more of a dickwad and just refuses to pay child support. And even better, I applied for finacial aid 'cause I've got, like, no money at all since I've burned through all of my savings and they tell me that it's going to take two months for them to process the request.
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And that video... I watched that about six thousand years ago

And I agree with Keanto. You're an ass. And not a tight and firm little sexy ass, but an old and saggy one.
I always get so sad on the first few days of the month...

I get a text from my bank going; "You've got a shitload of money on your account. Gratz on that." Five minutes later, I get another one going; "Sorry, bro. We just paid your bills for you so now you're shit broke, instead."

@Shadowcatcher
Oh, right. Yeah, I saw it before I went to bed last night and then forgot. It's an awesome pic, but I really wanted something more "pretty girl". I might just go with the kimono pic I found.
Sorry to send you on a wild goose hunt all for nothing
I think you might get annoyed at me when the time comes for me to actually participate in this RP. I don't post several times a day. Sometimes I don't even post once a day.
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