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1 yr ago
Current After 4 years of doing other types of Rping, I think I'm returning home
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5 yrs ago
I cannot - for the life of me - manage to manually turn off my PS4 by pressing the button. My damn cat, however, manages to hit it every single she even bypasses the console.
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6 yrs ago
My kids found an old Barbie TV from when I was a kid - you know, the kind that was huge and boxy with a tiny-ass screen - and my daughter said "No, mommy, TV's are flat." Another parenting fail.
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6 yrs ago
My kids don't understand what a (computer) mouse is or how to use it. They keep poking and swiping at my monitor. I have failed as a parent.
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6 yrs ago
When your kid gets super excioted and just up and læeave their friends to come give you a hug when you come to get them from daycare
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Life has been a bitch for a while. but I think I'm good to come back now

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Move Your Feet - Junior Senior
Bodies - Drowning Pool
Odd One - Sick Puppies
I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters
Still Alive - Portals Credits Song
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Shake - Taylor Swift
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
Sweet Child of Mine - Guns 'n' Roses
Master of Puppets - Metallica
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My apologies. It's kind of hard to tell who is male or female or trans over the internet. I made a guess and I guess it was the wrong one haha.


I find it necessary to mention (for scientific purposes) that I am female, in the middle of my twenties and from Denmark.
The Mad Hatter


I am female
The Mad Hatter


Yes, I see how I made my sex impossibly hard to guess /playful sarcasm

I have heard that from a lot of people too. Usually, those who do write erotica stories and/or scenes can be a bit on the perverse side, but that's not always the case. Most of the time I've found that those people are simply mature writers and they like to explore the more adult-oriented aspects of writing. Though, as @Gowi mentioned, there's a difference between smut and sensual sex scenes.


I suppose I do lean mostly towards the "sensual" type of erotic writing, in most cases, but I can admit to going full on smut in some cases. I have a character who originated as a silly NPC for an RP I did who ended up occupying my mind a great deal and whom I am currently attempting to (and have been trying to for a while) get some tough loving for no other purpose than the fact that I want to write some greatly detailed sadomasochistic sex scenes. I focus just as much on the mental aspect of it all, though, so it might not be considered "smut" even though it is highly detailed sex (or as detailed as it can get when I don't actually know what it's like to have a real penis).

Oh trust me, I'm weird af too. Sometimes, I often am surprised that my family and friends don't disown me due to how out of control my weirdness can get.


I feel the same way sometimes. At one point, my little brother refused to speak to me for a week because I was weird (it wasn't even that weird), but that's the most extreme they've done
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>mentions sex life
>says he's not bragging

Okay, I was confused there.

*she

I admit, that did come off as sort of weird but the reason that I found it something to mention was actually because lots of people tell me that I "need to get laid" or something of the like quite a lot because of my pervertedness (<--that's not a word) perverseness. Quite a lot of people seem to think that the peopl who like to read and/or write erotic scenes, whether they are in roleplays or in novels/short stories, are people who are sexually starved.
I just wanted to point out the fact that I am in no way sexually starved and, well, it came off awkward because I'm weird like that
I'm just popping my head in to let you know that I'm keeping an eye on this. I won't actually know if I have the time for this for another couple of days, but I sure hope that I will.
I'm somewhere in the middle of it all. It depends greatly on the specific RP. Some RPs more or less revolve around the "Sexy Time", some of them are like "if it happens, it happens" and some of them I would just not want the sex to actually played out, if it should happen.

I enjoy writing sex scenes, reading sex scenes and roleplaying sex scenes. I actually watch quite a bit of porn, also, so it's not really that surprising. Hell, anyone who has ever held a conversation with me here, IRL or even over freaking Facebook or something know that I'm a huge pervert and I've never really done anything to hide it; I like to flaunt it.

I enjoy writing "different" sex scenes the most. Things such as Man-on-Man action, since that's something I'll never try IRL (unless I get a sex change and all that). Rape scenes, however morbid it might be, is also one of my favorites, although I can't really say that it's not something I could experience IRL, it's not something I really want to experience, but it's fun to play with the idea of it in a controlled setting where nobody actually gets hurt.

With all of this being said, I would like to mention that despite my love for (basically) porn, I actually do have a very active sex life IRL. I try to say this without sounding like I'm bragging, but I get laid pretty much every day, sometimes multiple time a day and with a record with my current partner of six times in one day. The only reason we don't have even more sex is because I have a daughter who requires attention, so we can't just screw like bunnies all the time.

I find it necessary to mention (for scientific purposes) that I am female, in the middle of my twenties and from Denmark.
My life is starting to clear up a bit and I should have time to start RPing sometime next week :) I'm looking forwards toy joining you guys :D
Looking for new partner again
I'm not currently part of this, myself, but I used to be and I know the GM very well and he's great. Take a gander at it. It most certainly has some unique races.

The Prophecy
I hate doing things like this, especially because I've already kept you waiting for so damn long... but can you, maybe, let me join in at a later time, if that is at all possible? I've simply got too much on my plate right now to have time for roleplaying at all. I thought I would get the time, but it turns out everything is taking more out of me than I thought and what little "free" time I ahve, I really just want to spend on the couch with my family.

I think that I'll get the time in about a month or so, when the initial stress of new school, job and having to see my daughter off to daycare every day has gone down a bit and I've gotten more used to actually doing something again after almost two years of just wandering around at home (and taking are of a baby for the past 11 months).

I really (REALLY) think this a cool idea and I really (REALLY) want to be a part of it, so if it is at all possible for me to join at a later time, I really would appreciate it. If not, I completely understand and I will follow the thread and watch the story unfold anyways.

PS. Sorry for the /ranting
@Strawberry425
I've actually seen far more of the more "fleshed out" ideas actually succeed than I've seen of the "sandbox" type roleplays. They are harder to get off the ground, but once they are, they fly like an eagle ;)

CS is actually done. I finished it at school. Sadly, I didn't realize this and left my laptop at school like I usually do. I'll post it tomorrow :)
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