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    1. The Mad Hatter 12 yrs ago
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1 yr ago
Current After 4 years of doing other types of Rping, I think I'm returning home
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5 yrs ago
I cannot - for the life of me - manage to manually turn off my PS4 by pressing the button. My damn cat, however, manages to hit it every single she even bypasses the console.
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6 yrs ago
My kids found an old Barbie TV from when I was a kid - you know, the kind that was huge and boxy with a tiny-ass screen - and my daughter said "No, mommy, TV's are flat." Another parenting fail.
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6 yrs ago
My kids don't understand what a (computer) mouse is or how to use it. They keep poking and swiping at my monitor. I have failed as a parent.
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6 yrs ago
When your kid gets super excioted and just up and læeave their friends to come give you a hug when you come to get them from daycare
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Bio

Life has been a bitch for a while. but I think I'm good to come back now

Most Recent Posts

My knees always hurt after sitting on the hard tiles for so long and having to clean spunk out of my hair is just such a mess.

And drying my hair. That shit takes forever 'cause it's so thick.
I used to have really f*cking long canines. I looked like a vampire. It was awesome.
Then I kept biting my own lip and it kept bleeding. I bit my brothers half to death, too. It was awesome.
Then they filed my canines down. Now they're normal sized. So not awesome.
Still lazing about
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...Nutritious. Looks like you might've traded a little piece of your writer's touch for being a productive adult.

Fair call, to be honest.


Probably. I could blame it on nationality, since my people are famous for being absolutely idiotic. I try to live by those stereotypes the best I can.
Congrats on being an actual human instead of a useless, empty drain on society like me
:D


Better to be an empty drain than a clogged one
I remember a time, long ago, before the crash and back when I had my old username... People knew who I was and I was a frequent spammer. Now, here I am, six years later. I barely spam anymore and use most of my time doing productive things, such as making money to provide for my family, keeping my house clean and neat and cooking savory, nutrient meals. I sleep at night and do the things that need to be done during the daytime and I go to bed at a reasonable hour; sometimes I even go to bed early.

Could it have happened, Spam? Could I have actually grown up?

What has become of me? And what shall become of me in the future?
Haven't done shit
"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I inside U."

And of course, my personal favorite:
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Still looking for partner.
I just wonder sometimes, why it is that so many people tend to forget important facts like height, body fat and facial features?
I know that some people (most people) find it hard to describe a person's face with words alone and even more so if you have to describe it in as detailed a way as it is necessary to do for other players to be able to picture your character in their minds, so the "facial features" can be explained away by being to hard.
Height, though... I feel that the height of the other characters is very important during interaction. There may be different ideas of what "tall" or "short" is, so those really aren't enough indication of height. If you [writer] is, like, five foot tall, then a six foot character would be tall, but I [reader] might be six foot tall, myself, so I don't feel that that is tall and instead imagine your character being about seven foot, which would tower grandly over my "normal" sized character, who is also six foot ... Or something along those lines.
Body fat or whatever to call it is about the same as with height; my idea of what "chubby" is, might not be the same as what your idea of "chubby" is and even if it was, there are different places for the fat to sit. I, for example, consider myself chubby, but most of my fat is on my ass and boobs, with some of it at my sides, some on my thighs, but barely anything on my stomach, but I've seen other women that I would also call "chubby" who has it all on their stomach.
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