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7 yrs ago
Current Writing like you ate a Thesaurus does not make you a better writer.
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9 yrs ago
After a full month I finally got Internet in my new appartment. And they say we germans are punctual :/
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9 yrs ago
Quit Work and enrolled in College. Strangely enough I got a lot more time for this site now.
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10 yrs ago
After some unintentional time off I am back.
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I would be interested too!
And a vote for Dusk
Is this still on?
interested!
It all went incredibly fast. First the Blob appeared. Then he got cut in half by the funny looking human. Then the other funny looking human ripped in a incredibly brutal fashion a whole bunch of eyes of from the monster and after that the third funny looking human did something Harvey found very hard to describe.
Also he should really try to learn the names of his company... Exactly when he had that thought the cute little Robot shot at the Monster with a much better effect than the sword attack by the first funny human. But why would anyone fight with a simple steel sword?

"EVERYBODY DOWN!"

Harvey screamed as he activated the highest power level on his weapon and fired at the blob who was just stunned by the robot. A blue lightning flash shot out of the gun, directly into the monster...
"I would really like to know what a Korea is.", Harvey had his weapon ready, still a little bit confused by the teleport. "But first we are going to have to kill whatever creatures these are. We need to hunt them, chase them into a corner. Oh the excitement!"

Harvey aimed into the darkness. He just hoped that his weapon would be effective against the enemy's. If not this could have a very bad ending for him. But perhaps they would eat the Korea-Lady first. Hopefully. His Hazard Suit might offer him some protection but he would feel a lot better if he had any Idea what their enemy was.
"You know back on Xetodia we have a saying for a Situation like this. It goes: Zwof'j xexe kro'Z' takax zoz-Eo N'Z.", he fired a low energy warning shot into the darkness, the lightning illuminated the darkness for a second. It seemed empty. "Actually now that I think about it that saying does neither translate well nor fit here at all. Sorry I mentioned it."
Harvey had literally no idea why but he wanted to introduce himself. Well why shouldn't he? Obviously it was part of human social interactions. It was just a good idea! The Lady was right! She clearly had more experience with humans. Since she was human herself and all. Harvey had to introduce himself he would be stupid not to.

"So everybody, I should introduce myself. My name is Harvey, or on my Planet I was called H'kwa-YA. I am actually from Xetodia if you believe it or not. Its just a few lightyears away from the Oticulx Nebula if you believe it or not..."
Wait? Why was Harvey doing that again? What a stupid Idea to introduce himself! They were going on a dangerous mission!
Dammit why did he do that? Harvey looked uncomfortably around...
Harvey hadn't even spend a full month on earth and now this. The blue Lady looked so funny. Well all humans looked kind of funny. But that was besides the point. Harvey had realized he would not become the Overlord of this planet, so he had to start from the bottom. And this blue Daemon Lady might just be his ticket to rise in rank. Also it sounded like some fun and adventure.

The other freaks who were standing next to him seemed just as funny, a bunch of weird humans in different costumes. This would be one heck of a mission. Or two missions actually.

"I am going to be a part of the attack on the lair. I sleep in a garbage bin at the moment, this seems like a step up.", Harvey had no idea why he said the second part. Did he make a fool out of himself? Did anyone even care? Human social behavior was weird.
The Man who wanted to be a part of the Mafia hit (Whatever a Mafia was?) was wearing all black and a bird mask. Or was it even a human? How was Harvey supposed to know?

This would be so weird. But at least Earth was not boring.
@HellisNice, when can we expect the first IC?
I am so hyped!
All aboard the Hype Train!
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