The Nexerus

Long time, no sea. REVENGE OF THE OCEAN THREAD!!!

Man, it would be easy to commit suicide in Australia. Just go outside and you're dead instantly.

The first four episodes of Game of Thrones Season 5 were leaked.

Not every episode can be the Red Wedding.

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

Halo is the most popular girl in school.

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

I'd take Hermione Granger over Bella Swan a dozen times over. Can't speak with any degree of intimacy for either of the actual actresses, but suffice to say I've never heard anything positive about Kristen Stewart.

Do Canadian homes have smoke alarms?

<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>

Hold on, Canada is not that bad. Most people from Canada are less then 100 miles from the American border. In fact, in some parts of Canada we are east and west of the 48 states. There is parts of Canada that is covered in snow year around, but with global warming, we are starting to be like America was 20 years ago.

@Dead Girl

The steam evaporating off of nuclear silos is going to bring back the Grunge era. The end is nigh.

I published a short story collection

I should start writing again.

Happy birthday to me

Merry birth day.

New rule

Hanks just jelious that we have awesome lives to show off. :P

@Gwazi Magnum

You're a shitty human being, and the world would be significantly better off if you didn't exist. I mean, "jelious"? Really?

The first four episodes of Game of Thrones Season 5 were leaked.

Look! I found the source of the leak!

@Jster

Nope. Read the post immediately above yours.

Jster

Nargle? You're still here? I thought you were dead.