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7 mos ago
Current Everything is going hellish again. If I ever make it back to normal, I'll be back to fun and games again. But I clearly need another break for now.
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8 mos ago
By Yig! That was a long cold season...

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I am the last...

Even when this place was young and the race of man were not yet dreamt of Valusia was thriving.

Your ancestors died to steal it from us.

And many of my clan perished in the theft.

But not I...

Forever I slither.

Out of untold ages I arrive.

A serpent pretending to be a human pretending to be a serpent.

How avant-garde, no?

Yet who could even fathom what we are?

What we were?

Your ancestors built their first city-states in emulation of our grand metropoli.

Your entire legacy was stolen from our elders.

Your highest philosophies, deepest cultural heritage, most advanced sciences...

They are but sparks, scarcely emulating the glorious solar glow of divine methods practiced by reptilian predecessors.

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Dragons don't think like humans, but they do stuff all the time. Even if you take all the magic away from dragons, and even take away the fire breathing part, they are not going to let that stop them from getting up to some god-level shenanigans.
Dragons don't think like humans, but they do stuff all the time. Even if you take all the magic away from dragons, and even take away the fire breathing part, they are not going to let that stop them from getting up to some god-level shenanigans.
No I've never read any of the harry books or seen any of the movies. But unicorn blood or a unicorn's horn, sometimes powdered, are pretty standard ingredients in magical concoctions across many diff3rent franchises. But I still don't see why. I stand by my question: if they so full of magic, how come they never use mwgic to do anything? I swear all unicorns might as well just be horses with a hood ornament.
Naw,they are definitely nice. If anything, that's just it. They're too nice. Like the incel of the mythical creature world. I just genuinely don't get what people see in them that would make them seem anywhere near as interesting as a dragon, or even a gryphon, or even a basilisk. Like they never do anything but wait for some Gary Sue good guy to show up in their magical grove and then lead him to some relevant quest point, never to make an impact on anyone's life in the story ever again. Or maybe some elf rides on one because he needs to seem more magical and mysterious than the next elf. But like what is so magical about them? It's like they're all level one wizards who only know one spell, and all that spell does is make them grow a horn on they head that they will never stab anyone with ever. Why? Because they're too nice.
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