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Looking back at this bio years later...the cringe is insane.

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So today I learned in the episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy when Billy was afraid of clowns he used Tangelos to ward them off that Tangelos are an actual fruit.
Season 1 will always be my favorite.
In Lantern 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Still here as well, just got a bit of writer's block.
Jessie Grabbed onto Aaron's arm. "Don't worry Aaron. I'll protect you from the big bad clowns" jessie kicked open the door lightly. It swung open and made a ding as they entered. Jessie walked with everyone to a small booth. Her and Kate set Aaron down into a booth and Jessie scooted in as well trapping him by the window. "Why don't you and Marci go get something I'll hold down the fort" Jessie suggested to Kate. Once they left Jessie turned to Aaron who looked visibly uncomfortable. "So whats with the clown phobia anyway" Jessie asked. She had never really heard the story, but she guess that whens she had so many means of torture Aaron couldn't refuse to confess.


Aaron

Aaron knew he couldn't get out of this and so with minimal resistance he was lead into the store. The clowns at the entrance were enough to cause him to grimace. "Just relax Aaron, just relax. They can't hurt you they''re just clowns...OH GOD DID THAT THING MOVE?!". Aaron was about to break out into a panic when Jess sat him by the window at their booth. Despite there being someone being between him and those things Aaron still felt uncomfortable around them. After Kate and Marci headed off to get whatever they wanted Aaron looked around to make sure none of the employees dressed as clowns came near him. He heard Jessie's question and after another quick look around he answered, "It was before my dad remarried and one summer he took me to the circus. It was fun at first until I got lost. The night before I watched some movie about killer clowns so of course when I stumbled into the backstage area where I saw them...so many of them, I freaked out. I was caught in the middle of the crowd and many of them had only part of their makeup on so I saw a mix of their creepy smiles and dull normal faces. Once they noticed me I got surrounded, all of them staring at me and looking like a creepy clown version of Two-Face. I ran like hell but they were everywhere. Wherever I looked I saw those creepy permanent smiles staring at me. At some point I managed to get back to my dad who was angry as he'll but calmed down soon after. We stayed at the circus but that's when it got worse. We took our seats in the stands but the ringleader guy decided the clowns should run around the entire circus tent. Those bastards were on me again, some sat right behind me for some sick joke but I didn't dare look back at them. I felt them right beside me and-OH GOD GET AWAY!", Aaron yelled at the approaching employee who quickly backed off towards another table. "...can we go now?"

Kathryn

Kate gazed in awe at the myriad of sweets, pastries, and other delectable treats that was within Clowny Cakes. After a bit of, rather a good amount, of collecting, she returned to the table with her prize. "Guys, did you know they sell poptarts in bulk now? I think I'm in heaven", she would have continued but Kate noticed that Aaron had just finished retelling his tale of horror and suffering. "Oh he told you the clown story?", she asked as she eyed the huge box of various flavored poptarts.
Kate heard Marci's question and without hesitation she answered, "You name it they have it. Last time I was there they had giant gummy bear aboht three feet tall! So, still interested? Or is that too much sweet for you?". Kate grinned as she looked at Jess then back to Aaron,"They have something I think you'd enjoy too. The theme there is just your style". Holding back a laugh Kate turned away from Aaron and continued to lead the group to their destination. All the while Aaron kept a look of confusion about him,"So it's a skatepark themed candy store? I thought I'd have heard of it already". Living in town the description of this store seemed unlikely as Aaron had rode through almost every street in town and the city beyond. "Well I guess I get to see something new", he said before kicking off gently on his board to keep pace with the group.

Arriving at the store Kate couldn't hold back and her grin became a huge smile across her face. The candy store, named Clowny Cakes, entrance was colored in the classic red and yellow of a circus tent with two cown statues at the entrance. Inside the employees were all dressed a clowns and other members off the circus. "Here we are!" she declared in excitment as she looked to see her step-brother's reaction. "NOOOOOPE! NO WAY AM I GOING IN THERE! YOU CAN FORGET IT I'LL SEE YOU ALL BACK AT CAMPUS!", Aaron tried to ride away but before he could kick off Kate grabbed him by the back of his shirt. "Oh no ya don't! We gotta get you over this fear of clowns"

"You wanna help me get over it? Great, maybe some other time!", Aaron tried to run but against his best efforts Kate maintained a steady grip on him. "Jess, gimmme a hand here!".
Hey b0ss, we bringing Iyo?
Jessie


"I'm Jessie" Jessie replied giving a confident smile back to the girl. Jessie was about to reply to Kate as well when Aaron started up about Nathan. Jessie couldn't really disagree with Aaron. "Yeah Nathan's still Nega-Nathan right now" Jessie pushed into the conversation before they continued to bicker. It was a name they called him every now and again when he decided he was mad, and fed up with the world. He could be so mellow dramatic. It annoyed Jessie a lot, but Kate had a point to. Nathan was the only singer they had. "I don't know could Kate really reach out to the female demographic like Nathan does" Jessie joked. She walked over to the couch and plopped down on it. "No but seriously Nathan can be a total douche, but he hypes the crowd up and I'm not sure I'm ready to take the risk with someone new when this has been working....at least from a performance stand point. I'm over his attitude like to the max man" Jessie explained looking up at the ceiling going over all the possibilities in her head. It was silent for a moment. "But anyway I remember mentioning sweets, and how we were gonna go get them so lets go already" Jessie announced hoping up from the couch and swinging her hands to the door. "Lets go, lets go lets go lets go" Jessie said somewhere in between a cheer and a song inching closer to the door pointing with her fingers towards it. "Lets stop talking about peoples douchy ways and go get snacks for days, come on" Jessie continued opening up the door for everyone.


Kate was the first out the door of the dorm and into the refreshing outdoors. Aaron was right behind her and once he was out the door he was on his board ready to sped through campus when a thought came through his head. "Wait. What store are we going to?", he asked looking back at the girls. Kate smirked as she said, "Just follow me, I know a place. Jess I think you know what I have in mind". Aaron simply shrugged his shoulders as he rode behind Kate, she was walking which on a skateboard would have sucked but his was a cruiser which made a slow ride possible with less kicking. Looking around campus Aaron could see(obviously) the other students having fun, getting to know each other. The one thing he didn't see in a substantial number were skaters. Apparently the skater population was endangered here and Aaron took it up to himself to bring it back from the edge...that sounds wrong a bit.
@my Lalia Hey b0ss, we got room for another rp-er?
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Will do
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