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5 yrs ago
Current Who needs drugs when you can just stand up really fast
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5 yrs ago
I think I need a new razor. Shaving feels like rubbing a slightly pointy eraser against my face five times.
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5 yrs ago
It sounds like God is taking a piss on my house outside
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5 yrs ago
Just noticed that my total amount of reactions recieved is equal to the amount of reactions given. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
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5 yrs ago
Nothing quite like powering through an assignment through sheer anger at having to do it

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Bridge of the Renatus | Location Unknown



The Zerg delegation mostly held their silence as the others spoke. More delegations slowly streamed in, Valtrix speaking to them through the ship's intercoms as they came up to the bridge. Ikani let out a chuckle as he mentioned that some of the delegations were 'unusual'. He could only be referring to them, as the other delegations seemed solely comprised of Terrans. Although to their credit, none of them had an overtly hostile reaction to their presence. It was likely due to the fact that, since they were all from different universes, the Terrans here had no history of conflict with the Zerg, and would be hopefully more open to peaceful relations. Hopefully, the same could be said for the native inhabitants of this galaxy.

The other delegations mostly agreed with what they said earlier. "Yes, it seems that there is little to gain from staying here. Is everyone in agreement that we should travel to the nearest system for answers?" Ikani asked, looking to the various delegations for a response.

Shelley, meanwhile, was considering something that one of the other delegations had said. "Excuse me." She said, looking towards the Daedalus delegation, her eye-tendril twitching slightly. "I couldn't help but overhear...you said that you've seen something like this before? Could you elaborate on that? It might be able to help us understand what happened here."
Will try to post something soon.
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Ted grabbed the menu as it was passed over to him. Flipping it open, his eyes went wide as the vast array of food it advertised. He couldn't remember the last time he had a meal like the ones on the menu. His diet was almost entirely composed of wild game and edibles, with the only processed foods available being canned. "How did you..." But he shook his head, turning back to the menu. There didn't seem to be much point in questioning the situation, so he continued to look through the menu. The fact that they hadn't been attacked by a horde of zombies by now was a miracle, so it didn't seem much of a stretch that this strange bar also had a well-stocked kitchen.

As he continued to read through the menu, he saw that some appetizers had been placed before him, as well as a glass of water. "Oh, thank you." He took a few of the potato wedges, shoving them in his mouth. After eating nothing but smoked venison and the occasional wild mushroom for the past week, the potato wedges tasted incredible. He quickly scarfed down several, before taking a gulp of the ice water. Ice! That was another luxury that had been abandoned- unless it froze overnight, he'd be lucky to have water that was colder than lukewarm. He continued to snack on the appetizer as he scrolled through the menu, eventually settling on an old classic. "Could I have a cheeseburger? And a Coke to drink." He closed the menu, setting it down in front of him.

Despite everything, Theodore Richford was still standing. The old world was dead and gone, nothing but memories in the minds of the precious few who were still alive. The new world was a harsh and unforgiving place. Most of humanity had fallen in the first weeks, and those that survived found that they were no longer at the top of the food chain. Monsters lurked in the dark, now. The undead were the most plentiful by far, but they were also far from the most dangerous.

Ted was lucky enough to be away from civilization when the world ended. He was a hunter then, stalking deer in the Pennsylvania wilderness. At first, he didn't even know the world had ended. Away from civilization, the signs that something was wrong came gradually. Radio stations changing to repeated warnings, then silence. Abandoned vehicles on the road, seemingly broken into. The buzzing of insects grew louder, then the shuffling of feet in the night. Things, shapes moving in the darkness.

Adapting to this new world wasn't easy, but he managed. He had plenty of experience with living off the land, and he knew the area well. But above all else, he was a skilled hunter. The prey was like nothing he had faced before, and unlike the deer, they fought back. But for all their differences, all their alien features, they weren't immune to bullets. So, he hunted them.



The storm was relentless, and Ted knew he had to find shelter before exposure and exhaustion put an end to him. He wasn't sure where he was, but it seemed like he had wandered into a town, or maybe a city. The undead would likely be nearby, but he hadn't seen any sign of them so far. Still, he couldn't let himself be caught off guard. He'd have to find shelter soon- a building he could secure, or at least a place where he could set up a lean-to. Maybe if he was lucky, he would find a working car to replace the one that had broken down on him hours earlier.

But in the night, he couldn't see anything. Finally, he rounded the corner, where a street lamp stood bright against the darkness. The building next to it had its lights on, beckoning him in. Despite the strangeness of it all, something compelled him to go inside. Something about the area made him feel safer. So, he opened the door, and walked in.

As he shut the door behind him, the others in the bar would be able to get a good look at him. He appeared to be middle-aged, and his skin was pale. He was a gaunt figure, the demands of the new world having dealt a heavy toll to his body. He was incredibly skinny, and the look on his face was that of someone who hadn't slept in a long time. He wore a dark green knit hat, with some of his black hairs poking out, as well as an old Army jacket, cargo pants, and hiking boots. He had a rucksack and a rifle strapped to his back, and a shotgun in his right hand. Everything was covered by a clear plastic poncho, thrown over his other clothing to protect it from the rain.

Looking around, he immediately noticed that he wasn't alone. A bartender and someone in a hoodie, who was sitting at the bar. The impossibility of the scenario was obvious. A place like this couldn't exist, not in a city, or even a small town. But despite everything, no horde of undead appeared to smash through the windows and break down the doors. Somehow, this place existed, and he was here. Something about it told him that, despite how impossible it seemed, he had nothing to fear.

So, after giving the bartender a nod, he wiped off his boots, then walked over to the wall. He took off the poncho first, folding it up and placing it down before placing his rucksack, rifle, and shotgun next to it. Finally, he took off his hat and placed it on top of the rucksack, before walking over to the bar and sitting down, one seat away from the stranger. After a few moments, he looked up at the bartender. "Hey..." He paused for a moment, thinking of what to say. Looking over at the stranger, he noticed the menu in front of them. "Uh...could I have a menu?"
Alright, I should be able to post tomorrow. Too tired now.
I'll probably wait for others to post before I post again.
I'll post something sometime soon, just deciding what to be.
This sounds interesting.
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