TheEvanCat

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I will say that, though we have our racists, this is the one issue the rest of the world can't get us on. Maybe Canada might be able to claim some moral victory in that department, but Europe? Australia? Phh.

@Vilageidiotx

And Canada screws over its Natives.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Real talk, if I had my choice it's gonna be Bernie or Kasich (even if he is pretty unelectable.) I've started to like Kasich more and more lately. But I'm independent and can't vote in my adopted state's primaries.

"Are your boobs natural?"

My boobs are natural. But I'm a guy. It'd be weird if they weren't.

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I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. Trump has filed for bankruptcy several times and his business partners have always taken the fall. Let's not have the U.S. be his next business partner. As for the "small loan" thing, the U.S.A. already has taken out a "small loan" of trillions of dollars. The wall is not feasible socially, politically or economically. How the heck would Mexico pay for the wall? As for kicking out all the immigrants, we'll only have Native Americans left in the U.S.A. if that truly happens, otherwise it's hypocrisy.

@Mardox

I'm absolutely being completely serious. That's why we're slowly colonizing several countries like Burkina Faso so that they can take the fall. The Wall is feasible, just watch Game of Thrones. Worked out well for them, right? And Native Americans aren't real Americans, they came over from Russia on the ice bridge!

Donald can't be wrong. He is perfect. He is holy.

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Or we could just hope Trump doesn't become president.

@Mardox

Donald would invigorate the American economy with small loans of a million dollars and a New Deal type jobs program to build his YUGE wall across the Mexican border. No way it can go wrong. The Mexicans and their lackey the Pope will pay for the wall and all our debt.

Plus with all of the immigrants he kicks out, every real American will have a job and get paid a lot and will be winners. Make America great again!

I already know who I'm voting for and it's Don-Dons Tizzle.

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Not exactly good for your college tuition if you die before you can use it.

@Mardox

Go to college first, become officer, die in Syria when Donald Trump sends you there. That's my career path. So I *would* be using the free tuition.

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This here is why I'm going Navy. That, and the fact that I'm too much of a scaredy cat to actually fight on the ground.

@Keyguyperson

It's not that bad, unless you count melting to your ship in a fire (has happened, USS Stark.) I'm looking at going tanker so I can just be a rocket magnet. Plus I'm not about that walking everywhere life.

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Sounds effective. I think it's time we institute a few regiments of axe-throwers.

@Vilageidiotx

Usually vehicle crews have axes so that if your shit catches on fire you can bust out the hatches so you aren't burned to death inside your cabin.

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Can... can you bring your tomahawk with you on the job?

inb4 bringing gun to an axe fight

@Shorticus

When you're deployed. I've talked to a guy from a Ranger Battalion who said that they had a guy who brought a tomahawk with him. They all made fun of the guy. Until he killed an insurgent with it. Then everyone bought a tomahawk.