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    1. TheEvanCat 12 yrs ago

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3 yrs ago
Current AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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4 yrs ago
Dude, it's called method acting. If Daniel Day Lewis can do it, so can you. Idiot
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5 yrs ago
"I HAVE NO BAN AND I MUST CRINGE." Rest in peace to the last of the good men in this world. I will shed a thousand tears and pour a hundred 40s of Olde English.
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Bio

Armenia - Precipice of War 2017



France - New Earth Oracle



Korea - Our World in Turmoil



Mexico - Precipice of War 2020



New York City - Fallout: War Never Changes III



Persia - The Ghost of Napoleon

Most Recent Posts

In B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
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You heretic.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster was the one who created all life.

Praise be his saucy greatness.

R'amen

\[+]/


Kanye is a god. He said it himself on that album.

In B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
You're all wrong. Yeezus created all things.
In Weird Roleplay Ideas You're Afraid To Pitch? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
Army RP: The barracks. Absolutely nothing happens and you're bored and you end up wrestling with your roommate and being choked with a reflective safety belt into unconsciousness. Also you both are naked save for you wearing boxers and your roommate wearing tighty whities.

Not like this has happened in real life and is a personal experience or anything.
In Everybody hates (put word here) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Everybody hates gypsies? At least in Kazakhstan.
In I found my new jam → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
OI SOD OFF WITH YOUR COMMIE MUSIC M8.
In Philosophy time: What constitutes being "cancerous" → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
I suppose cancer is cancerous.
In B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
PLEASE,

Do not invite me to cosplay cam and drink with you and then cancel it like an hour before. Shaving and makeup takes a lot of time for me, and shopping for alcohol is my least favorite thing to do.


How to shop for alcohol:

Step 1: Buy whiskey
Step 2: Get drunk
Step 3 (optional): Get arrested by the Military Police
Step 4: Wake up hungover in the barracks

Easy as that. On the plus side, I'd never cancel a drink session. Booze is hard to come by.
In Roses are red, Violets are blue, → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Kony makes your children pretty dead,
So fund Kony 2012 before you are too,
In B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
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Some people are allergic to peanuts.

The flight staff need to check their no-allergy privilege.


I'm allergic to apples and you're marginalizing me because it's not as "trendy" and "socially acceptable" as a peanut allergy.

Are my concerns somehow not worth the same consideration?
In B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD?
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