TheEvanCat

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Only amatures stop to shoot a pistol.

@Rain

I'd rather take a slingshot made out of a used condom, throwing a wadded up ball of wet tissue than the M9.

I get to play with Glocks with the SRT team. If I could pack a Glock I'd be a happy camper.

Glock lyfe is real.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Maybe I should restate that. They're not at the same time. That would just be unsafe.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Can you run kinda fast and shoot a pistol? You don't even need to be super accurate, literally just hit a man sized silhouette at twenty five meters away.

Congrats, you own a GPB.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Yeah, I feel like that happened as well.

On a related Germany note I'm about halfway to getting my German Armed Forces Proficiency Badge.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

So I've been thinking of getting back into this shit. But I won't do it unless I get to clean up Germany's canon and pretty much undo Feo-era Germany and all the weird shit that happened afterwards as a result of me trying to make sense of it.

I was talking to Vilage and he was helping me come up with a history that makes more sense. I was writing something but then took a break and forgot about half of it. But basically, new Germany, for starters, will not be Prussia. That shit's weird.

I suck at writing sheets so I don't know when I'll have something up.

@Pepperm1nts

Does that mean we have to undo the Prussian/Ottoman shit? Again.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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>Commander wants everyone at the armory to draw weapons for a hump at 0730.

>SgtMaj tells platoon leaders 15 minutes prior.

>Platoon Sgt tells squads 30 minutes prior.

>Squad leader tells teams 15 minutes prior.

>Team leaders. "YO this is fucking stupid! Come on guys let's get fucking piss-ass drunk".

-The average sustainment March.

@Rain

Are we just one upping each other now? Do you just want to drop trou and whip out the shlongs and rulers already?

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

OI M8 IM SELLIN SOME UK FURNITURE

U WANT SUM FUKIN TABLES I PROMISE I DIDNT STEAL EM

CASH OR HEROIN ACCEPTED

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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"HOOMAN SOLDIER! Ranger up, 1stSgt needs bodies for a working party. You're moving Portashitters."

-Every SFC ever.

@Rain

> 0030
> "Hey man, the CQ wants you to restock the company store"
> I don't have pants on
> "Meet us outside in ten"

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Today at the work:

>"Alright guys, we're a little backed up so if anyone would like to work a little more to clean it up, that's great."
>Keep head low, maybe the nigh supervisor won't see me, go about work.
>Later cleaning up
>Bump into her on way to cardboard compactor.
>"Hey would you mind working a little extra to help out? We're a little inundated."
"... ok."
>"Great, thanks!"

tfw why can I not say no when asked directly.

At least despite working more than usual my legs aren't killing me as much as they would normally. But a new week has just begun.

@Dinh AaronMk

We call this a "tasking." You can never say no.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Lel. Case of PBR says he sold that shit to a pawn shop/milsurp store and diced like a mother fucker.

@Rain

Traditionally here at Army Point University, the Firsties will "borrow" the Plebes' equipment for turn in to WB4 (our CIF), despite the fact that there's a goddamn surplus store outside the gate a few miles and also eBay exists.

Right now is summer school season so there's all sorts of deals flying around about getting replacements for lost TA-50 before schools like ABN and AASLT. No, you can't borrow my eye pro. I kind of need it.

Also go the fuck to sleep, Ranger.