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1 yr ago
Current Happy Halloween!
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1 yr ago
I used to love the holiday season as a kid, but these days I’m terrified that the strange man in red is going to break into my home again and leave another suspicious package under one of my plants.
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2 yrs ago
Alright, that's it! I've had enough of this damn heat. Bring me my matches, it’s time to burn the sun down.
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2 yrs ago
If there are 3600 rats living in my bones and I eat one every second, how long will it take me to eat all the rats? Assume each rat undergoes binary fission exactly once every hour.
2 yrs ago
Adventurer, the rats in my basement have merged into a fractal entity! I will pay you 4 silver coins to slay the infinite rat(s) in my basement.
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I am me... I hope.

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Edith somehow manages to to find the most awkward and inefficient way to get changed, only managing to struggle her way into her gym outfit seveveral minutes later. Coming out of the changing room Edith notices Koharu in conversation, so instead decides to walk over to Mycel where she collapses onto the floor next to him. Trying her best at small talk, Edith pokes Mycel.

"This uniform is comfortable."

"Okay!"

Edith happily hops after Noru, briefly pausing to with the food from her mouth with her arm and to check that Mycel and Kaharu where following behind. Satisfied that her freinds are all on the move Edith excitedly darts around behind Noru.

"I hope this class is as fun as the others!"
Edith nods when Noru questions her, why wouldn't she be she had friends and safety. At Mycel's comment on the matter it's Edith's turn to stare.

"Nope. They're all good. Otherwise their not a hero... I think."

Hearing Koharu and realising the time Edith looks blankly at her for a few seconds.

"Cool. Class is going to be fun! I hope you guys know the way though, I'll just be following you."
Hearing Noru and realising how close she is to Koharu Edith quickly moves away, hitting her head hard on the table.

"Sorr- Ow!"

Rubbing the back of her head Edith removes herself from underneath the table, feeling just a little bad.

"My parents always said heroes and stuff were bad, but I knew they were wrong! You guys are the best!"
Edith drops to her hands and knees and crawls under the table. Leaning in uncomfortably close to Koharu's face, Edith excitedly whispers loud enough for all to hear.

"Can you absorb blood?"
"You think so! I can't wait to see what all of you can do, this is going to be awesome!"

Edith jumps around in a circle grinning and wondering when her friends Koharu, Noru and Mycel's quirks are.

'I wonder what they'll think of my quirk... hopefully they won't run like the others...'
Edith is a little confused at the reaction to her statement, sure it sucks but that kinda stuff happens to everyone, right? Edith nods when Noru offers her his unfinished sandwich, but can't help but feel a bit guilty wondering if she offended anyone. Of course all that is forgotten the moment Koharu opens her mouth.

"Physical tests? Yay! That's one of the things I'm good at!"
"Yes friends are great!"

Edith pauses for a moment thinking to herself as she happily bobs around.

"Well as long as they're alive that is..."
"My name is Edith Row! It is good to met you?"

Edith laughs somewhat insanely, deciding that Mycel was too destined to be her friend.

"Will you be my friend, please?!"

Edith extends her arm stiffly in awkward gestures to shake Mycel's hand.
Satisfied that Noru isn't secretly a supervillain planing to blow them all up Edith moves on to dealing with her newly acquired bowl of pasta. Tipping her head back she pours the pasta down her throat, somehow managing to consume it much like one might drink a bowl of soup, but also managing to make quite the mess of her shirt.

Hearing Mycel's odd greeting Edith gives her most insane grin as her eyes go wide and she leans across the table poking the kid in the face.

"You are odd... I like you!"
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