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Current Diggersby tho!
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I STAND WITH AHMED!
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Rest in peace, Satoru Iwata
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Hi I like to draw stuff and write.

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Donkey Kong



Donkey Kong, upon hearing the shots, ducked and quickly threw his palms over his head. THIS DOES NOT EXPAND DONG.

He stared up at Krieg, with a look that seemed to say, "Why would you do that?"

At once, Krieg was assaulted by Ranma and Kino, leaving Donkey Kong confused, and sniffing the air. He smelled spices, salt, and cooking oil, but he didn't smell bananas. Nonetheless, he was curious, and therefore, as Ranma subdued Krieg, Donkey Kong turned his head towards the train cars. Just in time, too, for Ranma to point them out.

In turning his head, however, he noted that Filia had broken off a chunk of the banana and put it under her hat. Eh? This wasn't a common practice for Kongs; perhaps it was some ritual of man, or some cosmetic application that would leave their hair shiny and lustrous. Donkey Kong resolved to try it himself when he got the chance.

Donkey Kong liked that prospect; he was, indeed, quite befuddled with the prospect of being pulled from his home on Donkey Kong Island. And so he plodded towards the train cars, unconsciously licking his chops and wondering how those scents would mingle with the taste of banana.
I'm wondering what sort of precedence Donkey Kong's banana offering has. If it isn't important, I might have to drop the bananas and move on.
@Sir Screwloose YES I LOVE HIM
Donkey Kong



Donkey Kong grinned hugely at Filia, Kino, and Hermes. He grunted each of their names as best as he could, pointing at each entity before gesturing proudly to himself. "Donkey Kong!" he crowed. "Oo-hoo-hoo!" He beat his chest with his fists and howled into the air, before crashing back down and giving a quaint smile to his companions.

DK then turned back towards Hermes, wholly interested in the living contraption. He held up a hand and tapped gently on Hermes's headlamps with a couple of tinks, before crawling around the motorrad and sniffing his engine and pipes. Donkey Kong's nose wrinkled and he stepped back. Freshly-spent gasoline; an acrid, pungent odor. He decided not to do any more sniffing of motors, and instead stepped back, stood up, and patted Kino's head.

Donkey Kong then turned to the psychotic fellow who was now screaming in their direction. DK held up a finger to the young women as if to say "Just a moment," before galloping over to Krieg and grabbing his shoulders.

The gorilla gave Krieg a light slap and pointed a finger at his face, raising an eyebrow and pursing his lips. He then turned around, adjusted his tie, and strode back to his companions on all fours.

He stopped to stare at the alicorn hovering in the air. His eyes widened; the mushroom world was devoid of either unicorns or pegasi, as both were mythological creatures. (There were Snailicorns, though; they live in the colder regions of World 5.) Donkey Kong gazed at Twilight Sparkle for a few seconds, before grinning and galloping back to Kino and Filia.

He screeched to a halt, his fingers outstretched, before rummaging about and pulling up the banana bunch that he had previously taken a banana from. He ripped off three bananas and placed one on Hermes's seat, while offering the other two to Kino and Filia. He smiled amicably.
So we're going to make everybody understand each other?

Okay.
@Sir Screwloose

Yes... The chortles...
I'm kind of puzzled about Dio speaking Japanese. Isn't he British originally?

... Also for convenience's sake I'm assuming everyone just hears everything in the language they know, honestly.

Also, I could be misinterpreting posts, but Hermes isn't only audible to Kino. Anyone can hear his voice. He talks to other people multiple times in the anime.

... For some reason they don't ever seem too surprised by this.


Well, Donkey Kong probably walked in on a lull in conversation. Though if Kino and Hermes are still talking with DK in the vicinity, I'll probably address that.

Edit: Also, I find it amusing how we have two anime-style girls and then Donkey Kong walks in. There's just something about that image that's pretty funny.
Donkey Kong

@VitaVitaAR@Lugubrious



Not the most graceful of landings; then again, Donkey Kong was a gorilla, and gorillas aren't exactly known for their ballet or interpretive dance.

Upon slamming into the ground unhurt, Donkey Kong hopped to his feet, before realizing that the fur on his rear end had a couple of glowing embers. DK patted them out, gritting his teeth in a little panic. When his butt was safely not on fire, Donkey Kong figured that there were certain other things to take care of now that his little free-fall had finished.

Donkey Kong rubbed his head, grunting once before opening his dollop-like eyes and looking around. He blinked a couple of times; this place was certainly brighter and less full of trees than Donkey Kong Island was. The ape placed his fists on the ground and swiveled a bit, peeking left and right. DK stepped back a bit, surveying the large red classroom building before him. He pulled his fists off the pavement and stood in a somewhat-hunched upright position, before accidentally falling down the stairs. DK yelped and grunted as he rolled down each step and slammed into the grass in the planter at the base of the stairs. Little bananas with wings fluttered about his head, as his eyes rolled in opposite directions. He rattled his head and looked up at the building again.

Donkey Kong thought it was quite the idyllic setting, but he was an ape that needed answers, and so he clambered back up the stairs and, on all fours, sprinted to the front of the building. He screeched to a halt and looked for a route to climb up; he noted the protruding details on the building and decided to climb in to get a better peek at the world around him. Because for certain, Donkey Kong wasn't in the Mushroom World anymore.

DK swung from windowsill to windowsill, making agile leaps and bounds across the wall. Each windowsill met Donkey Kong with the satisfying tug of opposite force, letting his palms know that they are on solid ground and in good hands, in the figurative sense. Donkey Kong's brown fur rustled in the wind as he ascended, with tufts sticking here or there. Surprisingly, not a soul noticed Donkey Kong's swift commute across the front of the building. Up and up Donkey Kong climbed, agilely making his way up the bricks and the windowframes, before finally coming to rest at the roof's gutter. DK lifted his left leg onto the roof and pulled his heavy body up, before clumping his way across the roof to get a good look at the campus. The Kong put a palm up to his face and squinted to get a better view, placing the side of his palm on his round, thick brow.

Donkey Kong saw in the distance a large tree; it looked to be a massive oak standing proudly atop the hill. (DK wasn't sure; he was pretty far away from it.) Other school buildings dotted the beautiful campus, and Donkey Kong made a mental note to explore a bit more; after all, he was an adventurous ape, and he needed to have that sated. But here, on this rooftop, seemed like a good place to stop and have a little smackerel. And so, Donkey Kong adjusted his signature red tie emblazoned with his initials, then pulled out a banana bunch, wiggled his fingers, tore a banana off, and peeled it open. He took a bite and grunted in approval. A Kong properly equipped with a banana is a happy Kong.

DK licked his fingers when he finished the banana and threw the peel over his shoulder; it tumbled off the roof of the school building and landed in the back field. Donkey Kong, on the other hand, clambered down from whence he came, carefully descending the windowsills, and reaching the courtyard once more. He hopped down from the first-floor windows and with a heavy thud, returned his palms and feet to the pavement.

Donkey Kong heard the faint, but familiar, rumble of an engine nearby. He turned his head towards the source of the noise. Mario Kart? he thought. Curious, the ape sauntered across the courtyard, running into a planter and ducking behind a tree, comically disappearing behind it before sticking his large head out to watch a young woman talking to a motorcycle. DK cocked his head, somewhat confused. She's talking to a bike, he thought. Or, that's the closest approximation to what he thought in our terms; Kongs speak somewhat differently from the tongue of humans.

Donkey Kong paced out from behind the tree, before simply walking up to Kino and Hermes. Donkey Kong sniffed Hermes twice, before gently, with his right palm, shaking Hermes's upholstered seat. The gorilla circled around the young woman and the sentient motorcycle, wondering if the motorcycle was in fact sentient. (With the number of things that have eyes in Mario's world, Donkey Kong wasn't sure what had a consciousness. The hills have eyes.)

Donkey Kong then turned towards the young schoolgirl with the purple hair. The gorilla stepped back from the motorcycle and sized up both of the young women before him. He then grunted, before grinning and raising a palm.

After a tense and somewhat confused moment, Filia cracked a smile. It wasn't everyday a girl got to meet a gorilla, and while his size made him a little intimidating, this rather goofy-looking ape seemed to be friendly. Before turning back to Kino, Filia reached up and gave Donkey Kong a delighted and enthusiastic high-five. Evidently the strangeness of the situation hadn't fully sunk in on her; that, or the events in the world Fila had left behind were weird enough to make greeting a gregarious gorilla a positively mundane experience.

Donkey Kong grinned wider, his brow raising in amusement and giddiness. He winked at Filia and gave her a "right-back-atcha" with two finger-guns.
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