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Name: Taylor
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Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
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Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
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Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
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Lingering behind, Crow crouched in the shadows to watch the fight. Even though he knew Penelope was a knight, he had to take a moment to marvel at the sight before him. It was almost comical to see the men be overcome by what looked like one small peasant girl. She struck out at them with furious speed and skill. It was the first time he had ever watched her in battle, and he had to admit, she was a fearsome warrior. Despite being heavily outnumbered, she looked like she was doing quite well at holding her ground.

A smirk tugged at the corner of his lip, but it quickly vanished when he noticed something else about her. From a distance it was hard to tell, but for a moment he thought he saw a flash of scarlet on her shoulder. He paled and looked away, silently chiding himself for his reaction. The sight of blood had always made him feel faint. It was the reason why he had avoided fighting and never injured his enemies. Of course, no man would ever want to admit something so pathetic, so he had kept the secret to himself under the guise of being a horrid fighter, which was technically also true. He was only useful when he caught his enemy by surprise.

Catch them by surprise… Crow glanced up at the archer on the roof. The man had stopped loosing arrows, likely because he didn’t want to accidentally pierce one of his comrades in the skirmish, but his attention seemed to be solely focused on Penelope. No one was looking at the thief anymore.

He glanced back at the fight on the ground, counting seven enemies still standing, and then made his move. While everyone was looking elsewhere, he darted across the open road to take cover in a pocket of darkness between two houses on the other side. From there, he had a clearer view of the archer whom he had made his target. His heart raced with a mixture of nervousness and excitement as he moved silently towards the man and drew the dagger from his boot. It felt just like old times when he used to take out unsuspecting guards during his raids in the inner kingdom. The adrenaline rush that came with sneaking up on and knocking out an archer had always made him feel alive.

Moving silently, he lifted himself onto the roof of the house where the archer was perched. He paused for a moment, watching the man to see if he had taken notice of his presence yet. So far, so good. The bowman was still fixated on Penelope down below. However, he must have spotted an opening, because he began to raise his weapon, notching it with an arrow and taking aim. However, before he could draw back the bowstring, Crow jumped on him. The thief held his dagger to the archer’s throat, placing the blade just close enough to caress his skin, but not so close that he would pierce it.

“Drop your weapon,” he snarled. “Or I’ll pry it out of your cold, lifeless hands.” Of course, it was an empty threat, but the archer couldn’t know that. In his terror, the man released his bow and arrow, letting them both fall to the ground below.

Crow chuckled, keeping up his cruel façade for looks, “Wise choice. Now, why don’t you be a good lad and take a nap?” In one quick motion, he moved the dagger away from the man’s throat and used the butt of it to knock him unconscious.

The archer’s head lolled instantly, and his body fell slack, but before he could tumble off the rooftop, Crow caught hold of him by the fabric of his shirt. He dragged the man away from the edge and laid him down in a spot where he couldn’t fall.

Wiping the sweat from his brow, he looked back down at the fighting below, but it was getting to be too dark and there were still too many moving people for him to easily make out what was going on. He didn’t have time to sit around and try to figure the scene out from the house, so he climbed back down to get a closer look. Slipping into a nearby shadow, he crouched down and inched closer to the battle, his eyes dancing from face to face as he tried to find Penelope. However, as he did this he began to notice something strange: There were still plenty of people left standing, but it didn’t look like anyone was fighting anymore. He felt a chill creep up his spine.

Where is Penelope? he held his breath as he began to hunt for her more intently. It was strange, but the thought that she had been overcome in the battle caused a lump to form in his throat. He was actually worried about the knight. He wondered why he cared so much. After all, it was in his best interest if she died at the hands of these assassins, because then he would be free to go home and forget about the king’s assignment. That was what he wanted. However, as much as he tried to convince himself to forget about her and save himself, something kept his feet glued to the ground.

“There’s the other one!” A voice cried out, shattering the quiet and making Crow flinch.

He’d been spotted.

In the next instant, every head turned in his direction, and the black-clad attackers began moving towards him. He jumped to his feet and took a step back, ready to spin around and run in the opposite direction before they could reach him, but he halted when he found himself face-to-face with two more enemies. They pointed their swords at his chest, smirking victoriously. He glanced back over his shoulder, but the others were too close now for him to get away. He was surrounded.

Crow held up his hands and offered them a half-hearted smile, “Would you believe me if I said I was just passing through?”

Unfortunately, his efforts only earned him a few chuckles from the men. One of them stepped forward and grabbed him by the wrists, binding both of his hands behind his back with a strand of rope and shoving him unceremoniously between the shoulder blades to force him to walk with the group. He shot the man an indignant glare, but otherwise said nothing. They could kill him at any second, and he didn’t want to give them a reason to do so.

As they walked, he noticed another figure nearby with her arms restrained behind her back as well. He let out a faint sigh of relief as he recognized who the figure was. “So, they got you, too, huh?” Crow said to a still-alive Penelope.
Okay :3
Works for me. Thanks~
So should Penelope and Crow get caught, or should they beat the nobles? I'm working on my next post, and I need to know how to end it :p
It was pretty epic :p

Just a heads up: I'm pretty busy tomorrow, too, but I'll try to get at least one or two posts in when I'm done with everything (luckily I don't have to go to work again 'til Saturday, so I won't be completely exhausted x~x). However, my boss is starting to schedule me for longer hours and I'm still in school, so be prepared for less posts than usual until about the beginning of June
Oh geez, I'm so busy @.@ Sorry for the late reply.
And now, I hand over the metaphoric RP mic to you for an epic battle scene~ :3
Crow nodded wordlessly and followed after her. While it was unlikely that they hadn’t been spotted by now, he didn’t want to risk drawing any more attention to them by speaking. He instantly fell into old habits, stepping lightly as he walked and keeping watch for places from which an enemy might appear. He also looked for places that might give him more coverage in case someone was already waiting for them. As they were now, he and Penelope were completely exposed on the road. They needed to get to somewhere safer, somewhere that an enemy would have a harder time attacking them without revealing his own hiding place first.

Unfortunately, there were only small shops and houses nearby, none of which would provide them with the cover he had been hoping to find. He clicked his tongue in resignation and reached for Penelope’s wrist, giving her a swift tug to get her attention. Once he had it, he tipped his head towards the edge of the road where there were a few dark pockets of shadow between buildings that they could take cover in. It wasn’t much, but it was better than nothing.

Crow let go of Penelope’s wrist and moved away from the open space of the road, leaving her to follow him if she chose. When they were somewhat hidden in a patch of shadow, he paused to take in his surroundings once more. Years of thievery had made him patient. He didn’t want to take any risks until he knew where his enemy was, where his exit points were, and where his target was. Unfortunately, in this case, he only knew one of those three things. Familiar the layout of the village, he could easily find escape routes from this area, but he had no clue where his potential attacker was, nor did he know where William and Abraxas had gone.

He cursed under his breath, his pale green eyes flicking between the shadows and studying the corners of the buildings all around them for movement. There were plenty of places for an enemy to hide amongst the old houses, but he had to figure out where the best place to strike from was. That was where someone was most likely to be. He held his breath, his mind racing as he tried to put himself in the shoes of an attacker and decide where he would want to position himself if he was after someone…

A high vantage point.

He froze and lifted his gaze to the roof of a nearby house. A set of narrowed eyes locked onto his. The man on the house was wearing all black and his face was concealed like that of a bandit’s However, what caught Crow’s attention the most was the loaded bow in his hands, its arrow cocked and ready to fly.

“Get down!” he shouted at Penelope. It was too late to try and stay hidden. He whirled around and tackled her to the ground just as the arrow shot past both of their heads. When he looked up again, he saw a number of other cloaked men running towards them from between the buildings near the abandoned wagon. An ambush.

“How many of them do you think you can take at once?” Crow glanced anxiously at Penelope. “I’m not much of a fighter, so I’m sorry to say you’re going to be on your own for this one, love.”
“I told you, I was just distracted earlier,” Crow muttered in his own defense, though the flush in his cheeks refused to fade. “And I’m not used to seeing you wear something like that. Maybe if you dressed like a girl more often we wouldn’t have had that problem.”

He stared indignantly at the ground as they walked. She just had to bring that up again, didn’t she? He had been trying to forget his behavior outside the wagon along with William’s snide remarks about it. He hadn’t acted like himself at all. Even when he was around beautiful women, he had always been smoother than that. Perhaps it was because he hadn’t seen one in so long that he had become so tongue-tied. He chewed on the inside of his lip in thought. That didn’t add up either though. He had spoken to a few real peasant girls since his release from prison with no problems at all. So if that wasn’t the reason, then what was?

Crow snuck a glance at Penelope from the corner of his eye. By now, the evening sun had begun to set on the horizon, and the village was becoming shadowed in the dark of night. With the combination of the lower light and the simple dress she wore, Penelope looked exactly like a young peasant woman. He swallowed nervously and looked away, his heart pounding in his chest. Now that he wasn’t distracted by the village’s problems or his playful banter with the knight, her presence made him anxious.

Something must be wrong with me, he thought, absently kicking a pebble along the road. It doesn’t matter if she’s pretty. She’s a knight, and knights are my enemies. But she didn’t act like any other knight he’d ever encountered—he even found that he enjoyed talking to her—so was he still supposed to treat her like just another knight? He sighed. Why did she have to make this so confusing?

“Hey,” Crow started and then stopped, eyeing Penelope curiously. She suddenly looked distracted. He followed her line of sight to see what held her attention, only to discover that their supply wagon was sitting unguarded in the middle of the road, right where they had left it. William would never have been careless enough to leave it alone like that. He felt his heartbeat pick up for a different reason now, and he stepped closer to Penelope as he asked, “Did the others say they were going somewhere?”
Crow stood up from the table and headed towards the door, hardly noticing when Penelope got up to come after him. He was too caught up in the peasant man’s mention of the tax collectors. How had things gotten this bad in just one year? Even without his help, the villagers should have had enough money to get by without too much debt. The only way this could have happened would be a tax increase. He felt a stab of anger. The king was an even greedier thief than he was! The peasants had scarcely any money as it was, so how could he possibly expect them to pay more? He was taking everything they had, and sending in knights to collect the leftover scraps.

“I heard talk about that job... Sending collectors down here, that is,” Penelope’s voice drew him from his bitter thoughts. “Almost signed up for the job myself... That is, before I heard of this one.”

“Did you now?” Crow scoffed.

To him, tax collectors were no better than bandits. They showed up at whatever village their beloved king sent them to and overturned every home in search of hoarded money. It was nothing short of a raid except, unlike bandits, the knights would only come away with a few copper coins at the most. The force they used to get what they wanted along with the terrible ways they treated the villagers made them the worst sort of knights.

Besides that, he had his own personal grievances with the tax collectors who frequented the border. All of the peasants in Brerra despised them, but he had seen one especially heinous raid that had left him with a rather unpleasant memory. He shuddered, pushing the thought aside before he could begin to dwell on it.

The fact that Penelope had wanted to participate in such a lowly job made him taste bile. However, he supposed he couldn’t hold it against her. After all, her family worked in the outer villages, so taking part in the raid would have given her an opportunity to see them.

He blinked, mildly surprised at the thought. It was strange how quickly he was coming to understand her. If William or Abraxas had suggested joining a tax collecting patrol, he would have written them off as cruel and selfish, but somehow he couldn’t bring himself to feel the same way about Penelope. She was different from the others in a way that he was still just beginning to understand.

“We’re oblivious to how it’s actually like here, though...” the knight went on. “I suppose that’s meant to help us get the job done, but… I guess what I’m trying to say is, I can tell you care for this place, and I’m sorry things have gotten like this…”

Crow gave a mirthless smile and shook his head, “It’s not your fault. I just…” He sighed and looked up at her. “Never mind. It’s not important. Life has always been hard out here, and it always will be. That’s just the way it is.” He dropped his gaze again and cleared his throat. “But… thanks for the concern, I guess. Most knights just turn a blind eye, so it’s a nice change to hear it from a noble who doesn’t have to care.” He shot her a teasing glance, although his cheeks were slightly colored. “You’re not just saying that to score some points with me, are you, love? I mean, it’s a good effort, but you’ll have to do better than that.”
Sounds good to me! :)
Yay~! :D

That one is good enough for now. I was just curious :P
I feel like the next time we bring them back it should be a little more than a short scuffle, though, so we can put the nobles' reasons for attacking the group into the IC. Maybe we could include a little more dialogue? I just think we should put something in to give them more of a purpose, if you get what I mean :3
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