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Current Does this mean we can call you abmin now?
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300 word minimum is pretty standard for casual level and up in my experience
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Just discovered Dog TV. My pitbull and I have a new shared hobby.
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Barbenheimer 2023
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There's a panhandler who hangs out on the street corner by our dispensary every afternoon with a sign that just says "Green 4 Green?" and tbh, I respect my boy's confidence.
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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
Roleplayer Profile

Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

Most Recent Posts

November 4, so I've got four more months x3 How about you?
I'm going to Las Vegas in January after I turn 21, and I'm super stoked~
I've been practicing my poker skills, so I'm definitely gonna hit up a casino while I'm there lol
I doubt I'll actually win much, if anything against the pros, but my I win most of the time against my friends, so it's worth a shot x)

No worries, I did the same thing with Mulan yesterday xD
It took me like three hours to write a post for another RP I just picked up again with an old friend

I'm gonna get started on my reply now!
Dang, I couldn't do that xD
I'm an old soul, so I'm usually in bed before midnight even though I'm still in college
Although that might change when I turn 21 in a few months, since the bars in my town are supposedly very fun ;P
Also it's a low key goal of mine to master the art of beer pong

Sweet~ My husband picked up a shift at work today, so I'm chilling by myself with my laptop and my needy cat again x)
“Okay,” Abraxas said slowly. He looked between Crow and Hartley as if unsure how to follow William’s order to separate them. He knitted his brow and sat up a little straighter in an attempt to be more commanding, “One of you two, go sit over there.” He pointed at the opposite corner of the wagon. “And the other one, stay where you are.”

“Oh, yeah?” Hartley said with a sneer. “And what are you gonna do about it if we don’t?”

Abraxas hesitated, seeming unprepared for resistance. After a moment, he drew his sword, “I-I’ll make you!”

“Come on,” Hartley laughed. “Crow could take you in a fight any day, isn’t that right?” He elbowed the older thief.

“Now, now,” Crow held up his hands with mock humility. “Let’s just do what he wants.”

“Wha—” the boy started and then stopped when he caught sight of Crow’s devious smirk. Catching on quickly, he shrugged: “If you say so.”

“I’ll go to the corner of shame,” Crow volunteered, rising to his feet. He passed by Abraxas, resting a hand on the young knight’s shoulder. “I guess you got us.”

“Keep moving, thief,” Abraxas growled with unpracticed authority. His attempt to sound threatening was amusing to Crow.

“Sure thing, Sir Knight,” Crow complied, plopping himself down in the corner farthest from Hartley. He looked up at the young thief, “I just thought of a game we can play.” He held up a dagger, tightly sheathed in leather. At the sight of it, Abraxas’s eyes widened and his hand flew to his hip, where his dagger had been a moment before. As the truth of the situation hit him, he narrowed his eyes at the thief, “Give that back.”

“Ah ah ah,” Crow waved the weapon back and forth. “That would ruin the game.” He tossed the dagger up into the air. It sailed over Abraxas’s head, spinning rapidly, and landed in Hartley’s outstretched palm. “If you want it back, you’re going to have to steal it from us.” He caught the sheathed blade as the young thief threw it back to him, grinning smugly at Abraxas. “Or are you too good for that because you’re a noble knight, full of glory and honor and whatnot?”

“I’m not going to play a game with criminals!” Abraxas said. He held up his sword, but Crow could see the worry in his eyes. William wasn’t afraid to disobey the king’s orders for the sake of his pride, but Abraxas was too obedient to lay so much as a finger on the thief. Crow flung the dagger over his head once more.

“This is worse,” the blonde knight muttered as he tried futilely to intercept the small object that hurtled over him. “This is so much worse…”

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Eventually, they reached the outskirts of another small town. William stopped the wagon far enough away from it that he could have Penelope dismount before anyone would be close enough to question why a woman was riding alongside a knight. As they travelled deeper into the Kingdom of Younis, they needed to be more careful about keeping their heads down. The knight turned to the group, “We didn’t get everything we needed at the last market since someone decided to cause trouble.” He shot Crow a venomous look, to which the thief simply shrugged. “So we’ll be making a brief stop here.” He turned to Penelope. “Since you’re the most adept at the native accent, I’m putting you in charge of picking up whatever we didn’t get in the other town.”

“I want to come too,” Hartley piped up, stepping forward.

“You’ll stay here, thief,” William glowered at him. “Penelope will be just fine on her own.”

“You obviously don’t know anything about Younis,” the boy rolled his eyes.

“What is that supposed to mean?”

“It means women aren’t allowed to walk around in public without the escort of a man,” Hartley explained. “She’ll be arrested if she goes by herself.”

“Then Abraxas can go with her.”

“Not exactly…” Hartley tilted his head. “You two are dressed up like Younisian knights. It would be just as strange for one of you to be accompanying a peasant woman. She needs to be seen with someone of her own status.” He sauntered up to the female knight, waggling his eyebrows flirtatiously. “I’d be glad to escort a beauty like you, Penelope.”

“Alright, kid,” Crow stepped up to intervene. “You’re not the only one here who could escort her. I think it would be more realistic if she’s seen with someone her own age.”

“You’re not going anywhere, Lockton,” William growled. “You’ve caused enough trouble for us. I’m not letting you out of my sight again.”

Crow turned to him in surprise, “But—”

“Don’t bother,” William pinched the bridge of his nose. “As much as I dislike it, the boy can go with Penelope. You,” he pointed back at the wagon. “Can stay put in there.”
Oh that makes sense. My brother works for a grocery store too, but I think they close a little earlier
Rivalen stood aside, allowing Roxanne to pass through the open doorway before him. He dipped his head in a subtle, yet elegant bow as she showered him with praises of his proficiency at his job. “Thank you, Your Highness,” he said with a smile. “I find it an honor to serve you in any way that I can.” He shut the door behind them, carefully balancing the stack of books in his arm so they wouldn’t tumble to the ground, and followed a few paces behind the princess.

Walking down the stairs was a surprising challenge for him. Not only did he have to continue balancing the novels, he also had to avoid stepping on the long train of Roxanne’s royal dress as she stepped in front of him. He adjusted his hold on the books as he tried to see his feet. It was a task that was easier said than done. He only narrowly avoided the shimmering fabric multiple times as it seemed to slither underneath him. He was just glad the princess couldn’t see him struggling behind her.

When they finally reached the bottom of the staircase, Rivalen was relieved. He sauntered up next to Roxanne so he wouldn’t be in the path of her enormous dress any longer and so they could talk more personably. Their subjects of conversation were light, but he was careful to guard his tongue, lest he slip up and reveal something to her that he wouldn’t be able to take back.

As interesting as the princess was to chat with, he couldn’t help but wonder if he was being cautious enough. Her affable personality made him feel like he was catching up with an old friend rather than getting to know a member of the royal family. It could be dangerous if he continued to let himself get so close to her, but how could he not, when he had been assigned to be her personal attendant? Surely it would be suspicious if he remained closed off to the woman he was to serve. He let out his breath in a soft exhale. He couldn’t, because of his father’s mission, but he had to for the sake of keeping his cover. It was quite a dilemma.

With his insides knotted in turmoil, Rivalen attempted to distract himself by examining the artwork on the walls. This corridor was different than the one Alain had guided him through earlier that day, and as such, this corridor had an entirely different display of paintings and tapestries. He was drawn by a particularly detailed piece of art that depicted a battle between the cavalries of two armies. Men in crimson armor raised lances against men in silver and black. At the forefront of the painting was a knight on a gray stallion that was reared up on its hind legs. The animal’s muscles rippled powerfully, seeming to move against the canvas, while the knight’s right arm cocked back, ready to thrust his lance into the chest of a man in silver.

The caption read: BATTLE OF GLORIOUS CONQUESTS 1848

Rivalen strode a bit closer to the wall to get a better look as he and Roxanne passed the painting by. Whoever the artist was, he had done an amazing job. Every soldier had a unique face, and every horse had different colors in its hair. He pondered if the man at the front had been modeled after a real person, or if the artist had simply made him up too. Either way, the exquisite detailing almost convinced him that he was looking at an actual war.

Eventually, they reached a set of tall doors that reached up towards the ceiling that Rivalen assumed was the long-awaited library the princess had been raving about. He moved to open the doors for her, but in her excitement, Roxanne got to the lion headed knobs before he could. She grinned at him in that infectious way of hers before opening the doors to reveal a room more luxurious than anything the warlock had ever seen before.

The domed ceiling soared over his head, sloping down into glittering stained glass windows. Every visible surface was ornamented. Even the linings of the book cases were gilded in gold plating. The sight was simultaneously breathtaking and heart wrenching to Rivalen as he reveled in the library’s majesty and thought of the poor peasants of his home town.

“Grand is an understatement,” he breathed, craning his neck to gaze up at the stained glass. “I’ve never seen anything like it.” His dark brown eyes roved slowly over the room, from the windows, to the book cases, to the few people sitting at tables that were dwarfed by their surroundings, and finally back to Roxanne. “I can see why you enjoy spending your time here, My Lady.”

At her question, he paused to think of a suitable answer. Like many of the other things the princess asked him about, this subject was immersed in magic. He had learned to read so he would be able to understand spell books and ancient texts. It wasn’t exactly a hobby suited for the common man.

Rivalen approached a nearby shelf of books, studying the eloquent bindings of the spines. Colored patterns decorated the leather that so carefully held the pages together. Every item in the library was a work of art in itself. He passively speculated at the amount of money that sat collecting dust in this room of the castle alone.

Not wishing to dwell on such depressing thoughts while Roxanne held him in her expectant stare, Rivalen set down the stack of novels he was carrying on a table and slid a particularly beautiful book out from the shelf. He opened it and gingerly thumbed through the delicate pages, enjoying the oaky smell that wafted from the paper. After a moment, he turned back to the waiting princess. “I’d have to say I prefer tales of adventure and heroism above all else,” he mused. Though he had never actually read such stories before, the idea was appealing to him.

Carefully closing the book, he replaced it on the shelf and picked up the princess’s novels once more, walking with her to return them. “I see you’re drawn to tales of romance,” he noted, reading the cover of the book on the top of the pile in his arms. “Are there any other genres you fancy?”
That's a pretty late shift! What kind of place do you work at?
It's all good! That was a short shift if you're back already :P
Crow is starting to look at Hartley like a(n annoying) little brother x3
Crow pulled himself into the back of the wagon as everyone in the group readied themselves to leave. This time, Abraxas had been assigned to ride in the cart with him and Hartley. Crow was content with the decision. It wasn’t as pleasant as when Penelope rode with him, but at least he wouldn’t be forced to endure another day of William’s infuriating company. He snagged one of the bags of assorted nuts and seeds that Penelope had bought at the market yesterday, just as the other two climbed into the wagon. As an added bonus, Abraxas was the least observant of the three knights, which meant he could have extra food rations for once. He grinned as he enjoyed his breakfast.

As soon as William and Penelope took up their positions on the horses outside of the cart, they began to move. Hartley sat down near Crow, who subtly passed him food when Abraxas wasn’t looking. The boy may not have been Crow’s favorite travelling companion, but he had to admit it was fun to have another thief as company after spending the last week with only knights to talk to.

“So,” Crow said. He decided he might as well start getting to know Hartley, since they would be trapped together in the wagon all day. “Why did you want to tag along with us?”

“Same reason why I tried to frame you in the market,” Hartley shrugged, popping an almond into his mouth. “I had too much of a reputation back there. I need to move on, and you seemed like an interesting bunch to travel with.”

“I’m surprised you stayed as long as you did,” Crow mused. “I always move on to the next town as soon as I hear my name in a tavern.”

“Yeah, well,” Hartley shifted, suddenly seeming uncomfortable. “I have a reputation in a lot of towns around here, actually. Not as a thief, but as a screw up. I guess I just preferred being known as a successful thief than a man who can’t hold down a job.”

Crow eyed Hartley thoughtfully. Every thief he had ever met had baggage, but this was the first time the kid had mentioned his own. It wasn’t much, but it somehow made Crow feel closer to him. He threw an arm over the boy’s shoulders in a friendly manner, “Who cares? There are always going to be people in your life that think you’re a failure, but guess what? You can just take all their money.” He grinned at Hartley. “If you’re really as successful at stealing as you say you are; they won’t know what hit them.”

“I guess so,” Hartley managed a smile. “Maybe you’re right. I shouldn’t care what anyone else thinks of me.”

“Now you’re getting it, kid,” Crow nodded sagely. “Life as a thief is a whole lot easier when you do it all for yourself, and don’t give a damn what anyone else says.”

“Sounds lonely to me,” Abraxas spoke up from the other side of the wagon. His eyes shifted concernedly between Crow and Hartley, as if he didn’t know what to think about the thieves’ conversation.

“Hey, look,” Crow pointed at the young knight and winked at Hartley. “Another guy who doesn’t get it. What do we do with him?”

“Show him I’m a successful thief,” Hartley’s smile broadened into a grin. He raised the sunflower seeds Crow had just passed to him and threw them at Abraxas.

“W-wait! Where did you get those?” Abraxas spluttered, wide eyed.

The two thieves doubled over laughing, and Hartley turned to Crow, “You know, you’re cooler than I thought.”

“And you’re not quite as annoying as I thought,” Crow smirked as Hartley punched him in the arm. “Alright, alright. You’re not bad, kid.”

“William,” Abraxas called anxiously to the knight outside the wagon. “The thieves are bonding… What do I do?”
Awesome :D
I have lots of cute and awkward ideas for when Crow and Penelope are traveling alone (like before anyone admits their feelings)
But we'll get there when we get there ;)
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