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Current Does this mean we can call you abmin now?
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300 word minimum is pretty standard for casual level and up in my experience
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Just discovered Dog TV. My pitbull and I have a new shared hobby.
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Barbenheimer 2023
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3 yrs ago
There's a panhandler who hangs out on the street corner by our dispensary every afternoon with a sign that just says "Green 4 Green?" and tbh, I respect my boy's confidence.
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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
Roleplayer Profile

Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

Most Recent Posts

Looks good! ^^
Sorry that took so long. I didn't see your post for like half an hour

Also, feel free to write the interaction between Kip and Hartley if you want to

Crow doesn't realize the irony of his own words xD
Crow sat down heavily at one of the empty tables. He was beginning to feel sore from walking all day and sleeping on the ground the night before. Although he had secretly enjoyed it, holding Penelope all night had made his back stiff. He pulled on his right shoulder with his left hand, rolling it slowly until it made a satisfying pop, and then repeated the process on the other side in an attempt to loosen the muscles. It helped a bit, but he still ached. He sighed, I suppose there are some benefits to being single.

Once Hartley had passed around their food, Crow dug into his portion. The hot pie was surprisingly delicious. It was filled with spiced meats, eggs, and cherries that tasted like they had been cooked with ale and vinegar. He ate ravenously as Penelope questioned Hartley about the strange girl. Their conversation was interesting. It appeared that the boy did know her after all. However, that didn’t mean his guess had been wrong.

“You’re looking a little flustered there, kid,” Crow snatched Hartley’s food away before he could pick it up to move.

“Give that back,” Hartley said, reaching for his plate.

“Not until you tell me the story between you and the cute blonde,” Crow grinned, holding the boy’s food just beyond his reach.

“It’s nothing,” Hartley stretched a little farther, his fingers barely missing the edge of his plate. “Give it back!”

“Fine,” Crow handed the food back. He stood up from the table and smoothed down his tunic, shooting the boy a mischievous look. “Then you won’t mind if I go introduce myself, will you? She looks like my type of woman.” He smirked as the color drained from Hartley’s face.

“N-no,” the boy averted his gaze.

“Great,” Crow clapped him on the back. “I’ll see you later—maybe in the morning if I’m lucky.” He winked devilishly and started walking towards the shop where the girl was standing, but he didn’t get far before he felt a hand grab him by the wrist.

“Leave her alone,” Hartley snapped.

“Oh? I thought you said there was nothing between you two,” Crow raised a brow in mock surprise and crossed his arms, “Or were you lying to me?”

“Alright, you caught me” Hartley glared down at the ground and swallowed hard. “Her name’s Kip. I… I used to court her during the year before I left home… before my father kicked me out.” He exhaled shakily. “After that, I was too ashamed to show my face in front of her or her family again. I never even said goodbye. I’m sure she hates me now.”

“I don’t think that’s true,” Crow rested a hand on Hartley’s shoulder. “Kid, she’s been staring at you ever since you got here.” He glanced back to see Kip was looking at them again, and then shook his head. “That’s not the look of a bitter ex-lover. She’s waiting for you to talk to her.”

“Yeah, right,” Hartley muttered. “What would I even say? ‘Oh, hey, Kip! It’s me, the town failure. I’m a criminal now, and I’m back to take your hand in marriage’?”

“Maybe say it with a bit more tact than that, but yeah,” Crow shrugged. “Look, you obviously still have feelings for this girl if you couldn’t stand the idea of me making a move on her. Now go to her.” He gave Hartley a shove towards the shop.

“But—”

Go,” Crow shoved him again, causing the boy to stumble slightly. Hartley shot him a final glare and then turned back towards Kip. He hesitated for a moment, fidgeting self-consciously with his shirt, before he forced himself to walk over to the shop.

Crow sat back down at the table with Penelope and sighed, “I swear, he’s so clueless sometimes…”
No worries!
Glad everything is okay
“You’re worried about me?” Crow snorted. “I’m sure I’ve eaten plenty of things you wouldn’t dare to touch. Living on the run can force a man to make some… unsavory decisions.” He gave a small shudder to emphasize his point.

As Hartley went to order their food, Crow noticed Penelope looking around like she was searching for something. He followed her line of sight to find a young woman staring in their direction. Her unblinking gaze set him on edge, and he wondered why she seemed so fixated on them. But she’s not focused on all of us, he suddenly realized, glancing at Hartley. What does she want with him? He said he’s never been to this town before, so I doubt they know each other. He then wondered if the girl was interested in Hartley. They appeared to be close in age, so perhaps she was hoping he would come talk to her. A faint smile crossed his lips. He and Penelope needed to lose Hartley before they reached the palace. If his assumption was correct, then maybe he could play this out to his advantage.

Crow turned back to the others when Penelope suggested they find somewhere to eat away from the main road. No, no. That would take us away from the girl, he thought urgently. Who knew when another opportunity like this would come up again. He needed to come up with an excuse to stay long enough for Hartley to notice the staring girl.

“Why not eat right here?” Crow offered. “Sure, it’s crowded, but if we wait too much longer our food will get cold.” He tilted his head subtly towards the young woman, hoping Penelope would catch the gesture and understand what he was doing.

“That’s true,” Hartley nodded in agreement. “Cookshop food is best when it’s hot, and I want you both to try it how it was meant to be eaten.”

“See? The kid wants us to try everything at its best,” Crow grinned at Penelope. “Look, there’s a spot where we can sit over by that tree.” He pointed to a small area with public seating, offhandedly noting how the outdoor tables and chairs were something else that was unique to Younis. Such places where travelers could stop and rest without paying for an inn didn’t exist in Brerra. If they did, they’d probably just get stolen and sold in pieces, he eyed the unsecured legs of the furniture.

“Perfect,” Hartley beamed, turning expectantly at Penelope. “Let’s go there.”

“Come on, love,” Crow chimed in with a victorious smirk. “You don’t want to let the kid down, right?”
I like that idea! I see Kip as being super quiet around the guys, but more open with Penelope

EDIT: Crow went in the complete opposite direction as Penelope xD
Can’t wait ^^
Crow was only half listening to Penelope and Hartley’s conversation as they walked along the road towards Hefn. With a bag full of stolen gold, he couldn’t help but be cautious. His eyes swept over the faces of the people around them as he kept watch for anyone who might have been helping that “Mr. Marshton” person look for his missing valuables. Of course, he knew it would be impossible for anyone to know he had been the one to steal the money. He just wanted to be aware of his surroundings as much as possible, in case something was to go wrong.

Fortunately, their trip to the next town was uneventful. No one stopped them or even glanced in their direction as they reached the small town of Hefn.

“See?” Hartley pointed at a nearby sign, which Crow, of course, couldn’t read. “What did I tell you? We made it just after high noon.”

“That sounds like a fancy way of saying we’ll be getting lunch,” Crow grinned.

“Good idea,” Hartley placed a hand on his stomach. “I’m starving.” He squinted as he looked up, trying to find a place to eat. “There,” he said after a moment, pointing at a stand where a street vendor was giving out plates of freshly-cooked food.

“Younis has merchants that prepare food for you?” Crow quirked a brow in surprise. “In Brerra, the only place you can find freshly cooked meals like those are at taverns and restaurants at the inns.”

“Yeah, we have cookshops all over,” Hartley said proudly. “They can make you one of their special dishes or prepare a custom meal for you with your own ingredients if you bring them some. They make great hot pies. Come on, I’ll show you.” He waved a hand, gesturing for the others to follow as he took off towards the vendor.

“I guess we’re eating at the cookshop,” Crow glanced at Penelope with a hapless shrug. He followed after Hartley, who was reading something off of a wooden sign near the vendor’s stand.

“Let’s see,” the boy crossed his arms. “Let’s get three hot pies, some pescods, and sheep’s feet.”

“Sheep’s feet?” Crow echoed.

“What?” Hartley smirked at him mockingly. “Are you afraid of eating an animal’s foot?”

“I’m not opposed to trying exotic dishes,” Crow shrugged. “I’ve just never heard of this one before.” He turned to Penelope with a challenging glimmer in his eye. “Think you can handle it, darling?”

Kip Fletcher
Younisian Basket Weaver

Age: 16

Personality: Soft-spoken and gentle. She embodies the desired qualities in a Younisian wife
My friends just left to go rescue another friend of ours from his apartment. It got struck by lighting, so the fire alarm has apparently been going off for hours xD
There's been a massive thunderstorm going all day, so we were hiding out at my house until it passed

I'll get started on my reply now!
I’ve been hanging out with my friends today. I’ll probably get around to posting later in the evening ^^
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