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300 word minimum is pretty standard for casual level and up in my experience
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There's a panhandler who hangs out on the street corner by our dispensary every afternoon with a sign that just says "Green 4 Green?" and tbh, I respect my boy's confidence.
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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
Roleplayer Profile

Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

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Sounds good! No rush :)

I think you're going to be fine, but if you have questions or want me to help you with anything at all, just let me know!
Writing is my passion, so I'd be more than happy to give you advice if that's something you want
Got my post done.
Sorry if it's a little rough! I was doing other things while I was writing and I didn't have a chance to read it over before I put it up ^^;

Feel free to have Stefano wake Cecily up if you want.

Thanks! I'm glad you like it so much ^^
I'm currently working on Let Me Steal Your Heart and Messengers of Heaven and Hell in addition to this one, so if you read those, there will be new content pretty often

The clouds in the sky hung low and dark over the roiling sea. Bright lightning flashed on intervals, followed by the angry growl of thunder, and waves crashed violently against the hull of The Mermaid’s Curse, causing the vessel to groan in retaliation. Her sails flapped wildly, dueling with the howling wind that seemed to be trying to rip them to shreds.

It didn’t take a genius to know that there was a storm coming—and a bad one at that.

Agustin tapped his index finger tensely against the wooden table in his captain’s quarters, the golden ring that adorned it glinting in the low light. It had been almost a month since he and his crew had last seen land, and the company was getting restless. Their food and water supplies were dwindling and many of the men were growing stir crazy from being cooped up for so long. This storm could be the final straw that would push them over whatever edge was still keeping them from rioting.

“Hey, Agustin,” Anthony Glover, the sailing master, snapped his fingers in front of his captain’s face. “Are ye listening? This is important.”

“Of course,” Agustin lied, turning away from the window to look at the map on the table. “How long did ye say it was, again?”

“Six more days,” Anthony wrinkled his nose. “And that’s assuming this bloody chart is correct, which isn’t likely.”

“Damn it all,” Agustin sighed. “We’re going to have to cut back on the crew’s rations again, aren’t we?”

“Looks like it,” Danial Shawe, the quarter master, puffed angrily on his cigar. “They’re not gonna be happy about this.”

“I know,” Agustin leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest. “It’s not like we have a choice though. We never saw that storm coming.” He was speaking, of course, of the nasty hurricane that had thrown them off course two weeks ago. “It’s not our fault we’ve had such rotten luck on this voyage.”

“Try telling that to the company,” Anthony shook his head. “They don’t give a damn whose fault it was. All they care about are their rumbling bellies.”

“Nothing we can do about it now,” Agustin said. He turned to Danial, “I don’t suppose ye’d be willing to tell them about the ration cut, would ye?”

“Hell no,” Danial snorted. “I still have a chance to come out of this mess with a little respect to my name. This is all you, Captain.”

“Fine,” Agustin glared at the quarter master with unbridled contempt. He knew Danial was just trying to undermine him so the crew would elect Danial as ship captain the next time they voted. Even though they already earned the exact same shares of loot and made many of the same decisions, it was no secret that Shawe wanted the power to command the ship in battle—a power that was only granted to the captain. His competitive attitude made him difficult to work with.

“If that’s everything we need to discuss, I suppose I should go tell the company the bad news,” Agustin rose from the table and headed to the door, leading the way as they went to meet with the others on the deck.

Outside, Manuel la Rosa, the boatswain, was directing the crew to prepare the ship for the incoming storm. Everyone was hard at work, so Agustin nodded at Anthony to get their attention. The sailing master lifted his fingers to his lips and whistled shrilly until the commotion died down. “Listen up, mates!” he shouted once everyone was looking at him. “Yer captain has some words for ye all.”

Agustin stepped forward, his dark eyes sweeping over the men who had gathered before him. “As it turns out, we have at least six more days until we reach port, so—”

What?” one of the riggers, Tobias Young, exclaimed angrily. Following his outcry, the men began shouting at once in protest until their voices became a single roar.

Agustin pinched the bridge of his nose. “Well, this is going smoothly,” he muttered to Anthony and Danial at his side.

“You haven’t even told them the best part yet,” Danial smirked. “I can’t wait to see this.”

“Alright, alright,” Agustin called over the crowd. He raised one fist in the air, signaling for silence. “Calm down, ye bilge rats! I’m not finished.” He waited for them to stop talking before he went on. “As I said, we have six more days of sailing left, and that means we need to conserve what’s left of our rations. Effective tomorrow, yer portions will be cut back to whatever size Danial here sees fit.” He glanced back wryly at the quarter master, who paled. As much as Shawe tried to get out of it, determining rations was his job, and that meant he could deal with the outraged pirates.

“If ye have any issue with our decision, take it up with yer quarter master,” Agustin slapped Danial on the back. “That’s all.” He turned to go back into his cabin, leaving the others to take care of the aftermath.


‘Belay this rope, untie that one, oh, and furl that sail while you’re at it,’ Cecily huffed, gritting her teeth as she tugged on the end of a rope she had just tied to a cleat. Oi, this man is going to be the death of me. She stepped back to look over her work before moving on to the next thing on her endless to-do list from the boatswain.

The deck was slick with ocean spray from the combination of the waves and the wind, so she had to be mindful of her footing when crossing to the other side of the ship. Other men in the company flew past her, completing various jobs of their own in preparation for the storm on the horizon. Most of the time, she didn’t find it too difficult to keep up with them, but today she was feeling especially tired and irritable for some reason.

“Rowland!” one of the men—his name was Lope—called to her. He had a rope in his hands attached to something high up on the mast, and was struggling not to let it go. “Give me a hand, would ya?”

“On my way!” she called back in the most masculine voice she could muster in her exhausted state. Giving another belayed rope one last jerk for good measure, she jogged over to Lope and took hold of the rope. Together, they managed to tie it down. She exhaled tiredly, wiping the sweat from her brow with her forearm.

“Thanks, mate,” Lope nodded gratefully and ran off to do whatever task he had been assigned to do next.

Cecily was about to do the same when she heard someone whistle from the bow of the ship. She looked up to see Agustin, Anthony, and Danial standing just outside the captain’s quarters. This can’t be good, she knit her brow. Those three only addressed the crew when there was news to be shared or decisions to be made, and lately, nothing they had said to the company had been pleasant.

Joining the rest of the men, she stood and listened to her captain explain that they still had almost a week left before they reached port, and as a result their rations would be cut back… again. She bit her tongue, stifling her rage at the news. They were already eating scarcely anything for supper already! How could Agustin and Danial think they could handle being starved even more? If an enemy ship caught them like this, they wouldn’t have the strength to fight them off. They were too vulnerable.

“Come on, ye scallywags!” Manuel waved a hand in the air. “Get back to work, unless ye want to finish up in the rain.”

Cecily clicked her tongue, but said nothing more as she went back to belaying ropes with the others. She was tired, yes, but she didn’t want to stay outside any longer than she had to with that storm on its way. It was better to hurry up and finish the job than sit around and complain.

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Once the ship was fully prepared to weather the storm, Cecily went below deck to rest before supper in the sleeping quarters. She collapsed on her cot with a groan, stretching lazily. The crew had managed to finish up all of the boatswain’s tasks just as the first drop of water fell from the sky, which meant she could take a dry nap.

Around her, other pirates sat playing dice games—gambling was technically forbidden on board the Mermaid’s Curse, but crew members often found ways to get around that rule—and chatting idly with each other. They laughed and jeered loudly, but despite the noise she had no trouble at all drifting into a deep sleep.
No prob! I like how easy it is to use

True, true. I also just think that happy gets boring xD
You said you've read some of my other RPs, so I'm sure you've noticed things don't stay complacent for long lol
They look great to me ^^

I can make an outline in the 0th post for ship info, if you want. That way all you need to do is fill in the blanks :)

I'm excited too! I'm setting the scene with a little drama for the Keel Haulers
Yay xD
I'm working on rewriting TuT my post now!

I'm going to add some pirate info in the 0th post soon too.
Agustin's article of ethics for his ship, some terminology, pirate government info, etc

I made you co-gm so you can add and edit the 0th post too if you find anything interesting or want to add stuff for your captain's ship ^^
“You think I’m distracting now,” Crow laughed softly, meeting her lips as she moved in to kiss him one more time. “But I’ve been holding back. Trust me, love; you’ll know when I’m really trying to distract you.” He winked at her coyly and stepped back so she could move away from the wall.

Picking up the bow and quiver again, he took a moment to examine the weapon had stolen. The bow was made of finely crafted ash wood, and the string smelled like it was made of hemp. He knew very little about the quality of bows, but from his experience stealing them from Brerratic knights, he could guess that this one was on the higher end.

He absently plucked the string, listening to the soft twang it made in response. It was still strange to think that he would be intentionally learning how to use a weapon like this. In the past, he had only learned how to use weapons by coincidence—usually when he was attacked and just picked up the first thing he could find to defend himself. When it came to swords and daggers and the like, he honestly knew next to nothing. He had always just let his instinct drive him when he found himself in a position that required their use. To actually study the proper use of a weapon was both intimidating, because of his lack of experience, and comforting, because he would finally have a means to fight that didn’t rely on guesswork.

Crow slung the leather strap of the quiver over his head so it fell comfortably across his chest. He eyed the bow for a moment, trying to remember how he had seen archers carry them, and then did the same thing again. He positioned the weapon so the string fell against his chest and the wood laid against his back.

“I feel like a pack mule,” he muttered, shaking his head. Between the bag, bedroll, quiver, and bow, he was quite weighed down. He much preferred to travel light since, as a thief, he often needed to be quick on his feet at a moments’ notice. At least it’s only for a few more days, he thought irritably, adjusting the supplies and following Penelope down the alleyway.

“It’s probably going to make it more difficult to travel,” Crow said thoughtfully when Penelope spoke up about the bow. “We already stand out because of our bandages, and now I’m walking around with a knight’s longbow strapped to my back.” He sighed. “I don’t think we could get more conspicuous unless we were shouting that we were going to raid the castle.”
Okay! I was gonna hang out with my husband later anyway because he doesn't have work for once ^^
I'll get a post done now though!

Middle of the day shifts were always my least favorite because I never had time to do anything :'D Sorry, fam!
Sorry that took a while. I'm very distracted right now for some reason ^^;
Crow got a little bit frisky

That'll probably be my last one for tonight! :)
“Crazy? Or courageous?” Crow winked at Penelope wryly, standing up a bit straighter as he caught his breath. “I knew I could do it, so it wasn’t really that dangerous.” He left out the fact that it would have been easy for a lot of things to go wrong in his last minute plan—the knights could have called his bluff and climbed the tree to catch him; the archer could have shot him before he had braced himself to catch the arrow; the knights could have realized he wasn’t dead and finished him off… Honestly, looking back on it, it hadn’t been his most well thought out strategy.

He nodded when Penelope said she understood why he was hard to catch. “Looks like you figured out my trade secret,” he grinned. “My tricks work because nobody sees them coming. I’m always thinking one step ahead of my enemies, and I’m willing to try things that most other thieves would never even consider.” He stood a little taller, pleased with his own cleverness. He knew he needed to be careful to keep his pride in check, since that was what had gotten him arrested the last time, but it was difficult to do with Penelope complimenting him—whether she meant it as flattery or not, that was how he took her words. It was nice to hear her acknowledge him.

“Of course,” Crow said when Penelope asked if he knew the way back. “I memorized the route we took as we were running.” He tapped his forehead knowingly and then snorted, unable to keep a straight face. “I’m just kidding. I have no idea which way to go, but… that’s not a bad thing, is it?” His eyes drifted to her lips and he set down the bow and quiver in his arms, stepping closer to her. “I think we can spare a little more time,” he lowered his voice flirtatiously and pressed his hands to her waist, backing her up against the wall and pinning her with his own body.

Meeting her gaze for a brief moment, he leaned in and kissed her passionately. He ran his fingers through her hair and down her back, losing himself in the moment. Her touch was electrifying, and he never wanted it to end. He slid away from her mouth to kiss her neck, exhaling contentedly against her skin.

After a while—he lost track of time somewhere along the line—Crow pulled back and smiled at her, breathing heavily, “Alright, I think I’m good to go now.”
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