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Current Does this mean we can call you abmin now?
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300 word minimum is pretty standard for casual level and up in my experience
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Just discovered Dog TV. My pitbull and I have a new shared hobby.
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Barbenheimer 2023
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There's a panhandler who hangs out on the street corner by our dispensary every afternoon with a sign that just says "Green 4 Green?" and tbh, I respect my boy's confidence.
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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
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Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

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I would too tbh
Hope you get the promotion!
Also, I got curious, so I read online that apparently it's a known problem in California for employers to schedule their workers 39 hours so they don't have to legally call them full time. That's pretty jacked up because you're giving them full time effort (minus one hour) and getting no benefits for it :/
Dang lol your work needs to give you full time status. You're getting cheated out of some employment benefits, friend ^^;
My Sunday meeting next weekend got cancelled too, so there's that xD
Guess I'll have to keep working on my projects I keep slacking off on. Darn responsibilities
Sorry that one took a while. I had a busy morning ^^;
Good news for next week though: All of my classes and other meetings are cancelled for Thanksgiving break, except one on Monday, so aside from the day of the holiday, I have way too much free time lol
Hazel adjusted the bag on her shoulder as she trekked through the woods to Myrefall. It was a bit heavier than usual, since she had packed more of her herbs and supplies than she normally did. Having never partnered with a physician before, she only had the faintest idea of what to expect from this woman, so on the off chance that the noble showed up unprepared, she wanted to be able to make up the difference by being overly so.

When she reached the edge of the village, she turned to head down the main road towards the Ivory Hatchet tavern, where she remembered Penelope had wanted to meet this time. She wondered absently why the knight had chosen to move the location. That dingy old house they had met in two days ago had seemed like a perfectly good spot to her. It was humble and out of the way, not the sort of place one would expect a secret rendezvous to take place.

Perhaps it has some sort of significance to her and Crow, she mused as she stepped up to the tavern door. Though she had no idea what a run-down, abandoned home could mean to anyone, it was the only explanation she could think of that made at least some sense. If the place was special to them for some reason, she could see why Penelope would have felt like the herbalist had been intruding on that space. Regardless, she had no qualms with the change of scenery, so they could keep their secret house to themselves if they wished.

Stepping inside the tavern, Hazel dropped her hood and took a brief look around. Off to the side, she spotted the all too familiar face of the knight she had met with before. She was seated beside a dark-haired woman with her nose in a book. Considering the fact that almost all peasants in the outer villages were incapable of reading—she, her mother, and Simon were the only ones she knew of that were even somewhat literate—she guessed that this stranger must be the physician.

Having already come this far, she let out her breath in a long exhale and made her way over to the table, pulling out a chair across from them and sitting down. Once she had settled down comfortably and removed her bag from her shoulder, she crossed her arms loosely over her chest and looked between the two nobles seated in front of her. “Alright, ladies,” she said curtly. “I’m sure you don’t want to be here any longer than I do, so let’s get this over with.”
Alistair is already starting to fall for Olivia just a little bit cx
Crow awoke in the evening of the next day to the smell of food. He blinked his eyes open and yawned, stretching languidly as he saw that someone had left two plates of food next to his bed. Recalling his conversation with Hazel the previous night, he guessed she must have asked Simon to bring him the leftovers from their lunch and supper. His stomach growled in anticipation, and he forced himself to sit up. After not having eaten anything the day before, he devoured his food ravenously, finishing off both plates in no time at all.

With a pleasantly full belly for the first time in days, he let out a content exhale and pushed the empty plates aside, finally taking a moment to look around the camp. This time, he wasn’t alone. Near the hearth at the front of the cavern, he saw all four of his companions lounging around a glowing fire. The sounds of their idle talking and laughter echoed to him across the stony walls. The sight made him feel a bit outcast, since he guessed they probably met like this often to enjoy each other’s company while he was asleep. However, not wanting to let the feeling get him down, he decided to take the opportunity to visit with them now.

Taking a steeling breath, he pushed himself to his feet and used the support of the nearby cave wall to make his way over to the fireplace. Alistair was the first to notice him approaching, so he shifted over to make room for Crow in the half-circle they had formed. “How’s it going?” he offered Crow a friendly grin.

“Same as always,” the thief answered simply, appreciating his companion’s effort to treat him normally despite his illness. Amongst all of them, Alistair had been the most consistent in his behavior since he had told them all about it. Even when he volunteered to help his leader get up from his bed, he always gave him a chance to try standing on his own first before he moved in to offer his support. It was nice to know that, at least outwardly, the wily thief wasn’t going to look at him any differently because of his affliction.

“Well, change is overrated anyway,” Alistair said, turning back to watch the burning fire. “Personally, I think if a day isn’t bad, there’s no reason to do anything different.”

“Is that so?” Crow eyed him in amusement. “And here I thought you liked a change of pace.”

“Maybe I changed my mind,” Alistair shrugged.

“Hm,” Crow smirked, looking over at the fire as well. He didn’t have to prod to know that the other thief was going through this “change” because of a woman. He had figured out long ago that whenever Alistair met someone he thought was special, he started calming down from his usual antics. Crow suspected he did it to look more mature to whomever he was seeing at the time. The phase never lasted though. As soon as he moved on from the woman or she grew tired of him, he always returned to his usual rowdy self, as if nothing had ever happened.

He glanced across the group to see Simon and Hazel sitting closely together on the other side of the hearth. Ever since the night when Simon had worked up the nerve to start courting her, they had been spending quite a bit of time together. Crow was glad that things seemed to be going so well for them, not just because they were happy, but also because the two had become much more pleasant company to be around. Both Simon and Hazel had tongues like daggers when they were irritable, but now that they were in such good spirits with each other, they weren’t nearly as abrasive towards him or the others.

As he observed them quietly for a moment, he noticed Hazel’s blue eyes flick towards the opening of the cave every once in a while, as if she was checking the progress of the sun’s journey across the sky. He wondered why she was keeping such close track of the time. Perhaps he could convince her to tell him.

“Do you have somewhere to be?” Crow asked from across the fireplace, tilting his head slightly in curiosity.

Hazel turned towards him and pursed her lips together before answering his question, “I’m meeting with that knight of yours and her physician tonight.”

“Oh,” the thief blinked in surprise. He remembered her mention that she was going to work with the physician that Penelope had found, but he hadn’t expected the meeting to come so soon. He averted his gaze, wishing that he was able to come with her. It had been nearly ten days since the last time he had seen Penelope. Part of him was tempted to ask Hazel to find out if there was any way she could get the knight to come visit him in the camp, but he couldn’t make such a request in front of the others. It would be a dead giveaway to Simon and Alistair about their relationship, and to Rikki, it would be like rubbing salt in an open wound. So, instead, he forced a halfhearted smile, “Well, good luck.”

“Thanks,” the herbalist nodded. She casted one last glance out the cave entrance before rising to her feet. “I should probably get going. The sooner I meet with these nobles, the sooner it will all be over.” She gave an exaggerated shudder and reached down to give Simon’s shoulder a squeeze. “I’ll see you when I get back.”

“Alright,” he nodded, looking up at her with an affectionate smile. “Don’t be long.”

“I hope I won’t be,” Hazel said as she moved to grab her cloak. Drawing the hood over her head, she headed out into the night without a word of goodbye to anyone else.

Crow watched her until she vanished around the corner and then lowered his gaze with a quiet sigh. He hoped this physician that Penelope had told them about was as talented as she had made her seem to be. If she could help Hazel find a cure, he would finally be able to put this whole illness behind him.
Crow is starting to get lonely :'c
The next day, Crow slept through the morning as usual. When he woke, he sat up and looked around to find that the camp was empty, which meant his companions must have already gone out for the day. He frowned, glancing at the entrance to the cavern with a fresh pang of longing to go outside. Since the last battle, the only time he was able to leave the tunnels was when someone else was around to assist him, and even then, he never went far before he became exhausted from the effort. It was frustrating to be so helpless.

For a while, he laid on his back with his head propped on his arms and stared up at the cavern ceiling, trying to make out patterns in the stalactites hanging above in an attempt to stave off his boredom. He had just found a shape that looked like a twisted deer when he heard the sound of footsteps near the front of the tunnel. He lifted his head curiously to see who had come back, only to spot Hazel making her way over to him with a bag of medicinal supplies

“Finally awake, I see,” she commented dryly as she sat down at his side.

“Of course,” he shrugged, lifting his gaze to the rock ceiling again. “I couldn’t miss out on such a beautiful day.”

Hazel snorted at his sarcastic words. “Naturally,” she said, setting down her bag and crossing her legs. “Looks like you got up just in time to catch the tail end of it.”

“What?” he turned to her with a confused frown.

“It’s almost sundown, Crow.”

What?” his eyes widened in alarm. “You mean to tell me I nearly slept through the whole day?”

“That’s about the sum of it,” Hazel nodded.

“That does explain why I woke up so hungry,” he shook his head and met her gaze again. “I don’t suppose there’s any supper left, is there?”

“No,” Hazel tapped her index finger against her knee thoughtfully. “But I think I’m going to start having Simon save a portion for you. You’ve started to get thinner since you’re missing so many meals.”

“It’s not like it’s by my own choice,” Crow rolled his eyes.

“Well look on the bright side,” she smirked. “It’s a good sign that you still have an appetite. In my experience, as long as a patient has a will to eat, he’s still got time left.”

“If that’s the case, I don’t think I’ll ever die,” Crow rested a hand on his empty stomach, which had decided to chime in at that moment.

Hazel chuckled softly and reached into her bag, pulling out the all-too-familiar medicine jar. “Anyway, I just came over here to give you this,” she said as she handed it to him. “I added a couple more ingredients that might make a difference in how it affects you. Try it out and tell me how you feel tomorrow.”

“Alright,” he nodded, propping himself up on his elbows so he could drink down the medicine more easily. Once the container was empty, he passed it back to the herbalist. “By the way, you never told me about the rest of your meeting with Penelope,” he recalled.

“Right,” Hazel wrinkled her nose as if displeased with the thought of bringing the subject up again.

“What did she say?”

“A lot of different things,” she exhaled. “That knight of yours sure can talk when she wants to.”

“Okay, but specifically,” Crow frowned.

“She mostly asked about you—wanted to know how you’re feeling and all that. She also told me to tell you that the knights aren’t planning to attack Younis again for at least another three weeks.”

“That’s a relief,” he sighed.

“Mm,” she grunted and looked away. “At the end of the meeting, she brought up that physician of hers again. I… I told her that I’d be willing to meet with her to figure out what going on with you.”

Crow stared at her in thinly veiled surprise. Penelope had managed to convince the stubborn herbalist to work with a noble? He wondered what she had said to change her mind. However, not eager to say anything that might make her change it back, he simply nodded, “I hope she’s able to help you.”

“Me too,” Hazel agreed softly. In the next moment, she blinked, seeming to catch her moment of gentleness, and turned to him sharply. “I’ll be glad when I don’t have to worry about babysitting a helpless thief anymore.”

“Please,” he grinned at her teasingly. “I know you live for helping me walk to the bathroom.”

Hazel scoffed at him and opened her mouth to reply, but then paused and turned instead to look at the entrance of the cave as someone else stepped inside. Simon had returned from his evening patrol and was taking his boots off near the front.

With one last glare at Crow, Hazel climbed to her feet and dusted herself off to go meet him. “You just enjoy having the last word this time, snake,” she muttered. “I’ll get you back the next.” With that, she harrumphed cockily and headed over to Simon, who greeted her with a kiss when she reached his side.

Crow watched them from a distance, feeling a pang of envy as he laid down on his bed again. Being unable to meet with Penelope the day before also meant being unable set up another time to see her. At this rate, he didn’t know when he would be able to see her again, or if he ever would at all. His heart sank as he thought about the possibility of not being with her again before the illness took his life. At the rate his health was fading, it was looking more and more likely every day.

Hazel could still find a cure, he thought, trying to hold onto the small spark of hope he still had left. Who knows? Maybe the one she just gave me is it. With that thought in mind, he closed his eyes and allowed himself to drift off, his slumber filled with dreams of the future he longed for with Penelope in Farhill.
Hazel has no idea what to think about them xD

Crow also got a little too enthusiastic about hearing about Penelope
Hazel found Penelope’s explanation to be nothing short of dumbfounding. She couldn’t tell if this knight had something wrong with her head or if she was simply a fool. To give up everything for someone like that was a concept she simply couldn’t fathom. What did that snake do to her? She thought with a subtle shake of her head. She knew Crow could be manipulative, but to have a knight wrapped around his finger? Perhaps she needed to start watching him more carefully.

Yet, despite her pessimistic beliefs, there was a small part of her that felt conflicted by the expression on Penelope’s face when she spoke of him. There was a softness in her gaze that looked too sincere to be the result of trickery. She shifted her weight, wondering if there was more going on here than what she was bent to think. Was it really possible that a knight and a thief had fallen in love? It sounded ridiculous to her, but she couldn’t bring herself to brush it off as impossible. After speaking with both Crow and Penelope and seeing the care they had for each other, it was starting to look like their affection was real after all.

Hazel met the noble’s gaze again when she went on to ask about their next meeting. The herbalist groaned inwardly as she realized that, by agreeing to meet with this physician, she was going to have to interact with noble scum more often. This was going to be unpleasant. “Sure, whatever,” she exhaled moodily. By this point, she seriously wanted to be done with this knight. She had talked with her for much longer than she had initially planned. Crow owed her big time for this.

“If that’s all you have to say, then I’m leaving,” she said abruptly, turning around to walk to the door without giving Penelope time to respond. She pulled on the handle and took a step forward, but then hesitated, glancing back over her shoulder. “I’ll see you in two days, rat,” she said a bit more softly. However, her moment of friendliness was gone almost as quickly as it had appeared. She let out a temperamental huff and stepped out of the house, closing the door firmly behind her.

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Back in the thieves’ hideout, Crow watched the entrance of the cavern impatiently as he waited for Hazel’s return. He stifled a yawn, fighting the temptation to go to sleep and find out how her conversation with Penelope had gone in the morning. As tired as he was, he wanted to find out how the knight was doing and if she was worrying about him even more now that she had learned of what had happened to him in the last battle. He hoped she wasn’t, but he knew her well enough to guess that she was probably more concerned than ever.

Shifting uncomfortably on his bed—his injured leg was beginning to ache again—he felt a pang of frustration and wished he could have gone to speak with her, himself. Hazel wasn’t the most compassionate woman around people she didn’t like, so he knew she wasn’t the best person to tell Penelope why he couldn’t meet with her. It was unfortunate that she was the only one he could have sent to do the job.

After what felt like an eternity to the drowsy thief, he finally saw a shadow pass over the opening at the front of the cavern, signaling the herbalist’s return. He sat up eagerly, grimacing as a bought of dizziness chided him for the sudden movement, and watched as Hazel stepped into view. She shrugged her cloak off of her shoulders and dropped it with their other clothing supplies before making her way over to the sleeping area.

“How did it go?” he asked, unable to wait any longer.

Hazel jumped at the sound of his voice and whirled around with wide eyes as she searched the darkness for the source of the sound. He smirked in amusement as she finally met his gaze. It seemed like she had either been very deep in thought or hadn’t expected him to have waited up for her. Perhaps it was both. However, he didn’t linger on it for long. “Well?” he pressed, impatient for her response.

“I said everything you wanted me to say,” she answered vaguely and then narrowed her eyes at him. “Besides, shouldn’t you be sleeping right now? Go to bed, Crow.”

“What did she say?” he went on urgently, ignoring her instructions. “How did she look? Did she have any injuries from the battle?”

“Slow down,” Hazel rolled her eyes. “She looked fine to me. As for what we talked about, I’ll tell you about it in the morning. Right now, I’m going to bed, and I highly suggest you do the same.” Without waiting around to give him a chance to argue with her, she walked quietly over to her bed and laid down, curling up nearby Simon, who was fast asleep on the mat next to hers.

Crow frowned, wishing she would have given him at least a few more details about their meeting, but after a moment, he laid down again in quiet defeat. For now, he would just have to content himself with the knowledge that Penelope was alright after the battle and that she knew he wasn’t dead. Letting out his breath in a long exhale, he closed his eyes and let his weariness take over as he drifted off to sleep.
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