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Current Does this mean we can call you abmin now?
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300 word minimum is pretty standard for casual level and up in my experience
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Just discovered Dog TV. My pitbull and I have a new shared hobby.
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Barbenheimer 2023
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There's a panhandler who hangs out on the street corner by our dispensary every afternoon with a sign that just says "Green 4 Green?" and tbh, I respect my boy's confidence.
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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
Roleplayer Profile

Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

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In his eagerness to avoid Rikki, Crow spent the remainder of the day with Alistair. It had been a while since he had done anything with the thief, since they didn’t have much in common. Alistair was fond of sinful pleasures like drinking, gambling, and flirting with women in bars; and while Crow didn’t mind partaking in such activities, he preferred to keep a clear head and a full coin purse. Fortunately for him, his friend was willing to compromise today.

The two settled on going hunting near the Younisian border, since it was exciting enough for Alistair and engaging enough for Crow. They were also encouraged because if they were successful, they would be able to postpone raiding the knights’ camp for food for a few more days.

Each thief took a bow and a knife from their weapon supply and headed out into the woods. For a while, they saw nothing and the forest remained quiet. However, they eventually came across a herd of elk grazing in a small clearing. Ducking down silently behind some bushes, they watched the animals for a moment before Alistair turned to Crow and whispered, “Do you think it’s worth it?”

“No,” Crow frowned. “We have nowhere to store the meat. It’ll just spoil.”

“Pity,” Alistair sighed, staring longingly at the elk. “We’re so close to having venison, yet so far.”

“We could try again in the winter,” Crow suggested softly. “If we get enough snow this year, we can bury it.”

“Maybe,” Alistair shrugged. “Last year was pretty dry though. I’m not going to get my hopes up.”

Crow nodded and turned back to watch the elk for a moment longer before nudging his companion and rising to his feet, “Come on, let’s keep moving. There’s bound to be smaller targets out here somewhere.”

Leaving the herd of elk behind, the two thieves walked further along the border. Crow’s eyes swept observantly over the trees around him, and he spoke little as he kept his attention on searching for movement near the ground. Eventually, their patience paid off as he spotted a rabbit in the distance. He raised a fist, signaling silently to Alistair to stop walking, and drew an arrow from his quiver. Keeping his gaze trained on the animal, he raised his bow and pulled back the string, letting go quickly to loose the arrow before it could run. The projectile hit its mark, and the rabbit collapsed in the grass with a startled squeal.

“I’ve got it,” Crow glanced at Alistair, shouldering his bow and drawing his knife as he made his way over to the fallen animal. When he reached it, he knelt down and dealt a swift blow to finish it off. After that, he pulled the arrow from its side and put it away, picking up the carcass by its hind legs and turning back to the other thief. “Not bad,” he smirked. “One more of these will be enough to feed us for at least a couple meals.”

“I hope I find the next one,” Alistair sighed exaggeratedly. “If I have to spend this whole trip watching you hunt, it’s going to be a long day.”

“If you want, I’ll let you carry my kills back,” Crow elbowed him teasingly as they began to keep walking.

“Alright, big shot,” Alistair snorted. “Just you wait. I’m going to hunt twice as many rabbits as you do.”

“Sure you will,” Crow chuckled.

The two thieves continued bantering casually as they circled back around to look for targets on their way back to the camp.

--

By the end of their hunt, they managed to kill one more rabbit each—Crow naturally rubbed it in his friend’s face that he’d been the one to catch more—and returned to their hideout feeling rather accomplished. They spent the rest of the evening skinning and gutting the carcasses, and Alistair went on to prepare a stew for supper while Crow salted the leftover meat. After living in the woods for over a year—and getting sick on more than one occasion from eating spoiled meat—he had gotten skilled at preserving his food to last for at least a few days.

Once the stew was ready, Alistair went outside to call in the others for supper. Meanwhile, Crow sat near the hearth, leaning back against the cavern wall as he waited for his companions to come back so they could all eat. Fortunately, it didn’t take long before someone stepped into the camp to join him.

Unfortunately, that someone was Rikki.

Crow stiffened slightly and averted his gaze as she walked over. He suddenly wished he had volunteered to go out and find everyone instead. He had let Alistair do it because he hadn’t wanted to speak to Rikki, but he hadn’t thought about the possibility that he might be left alone with her if he stayed behind.

To his displeasure, she sat down at his side, hovering just close enough to set him on edge. “I see you and Alistair had a successful hunt,” she commented with a friendly smile. “It’ll be nice to finally eat something that isn’t bread and fruit.”

“Mhm,” Crow grunted noncommittally, avoiding her gaze.

Rikki eyed him for a moment before going on, “I heard he caught more rabbits than you. Must be embarrassing to lose at something you’re so good at.”

“He didn’t catch more than me,” Crow snorted, finally looking up at her, only to falter when he caught sight of the mischievous glint in her eyes. “Very funny,” he muttered dryly, shooting her a glare.

“Well, it worked,” she smirked at him coyly. “Now I get to see those handsome green eyes of yours.”

“You just don’t know when to quit, do you?”

“What?” she shrugged. “Am I not allowed to compliment you anymore either?”

“We both know that’s not what this is,” he said coldly.

Rikki opened her mouth to retort, but luckily for Crow, Alistair came back with Simon and Hazel before she had a chance to speak. He quickly turned away from her to address them, “It’s about time. What took you all so long?”

“Ask them,” Alistair lifted his hands in a shrug and sat down heavily. “They said they’ve got some sort of announcement for the group.”

“Really?” Rikki raised a curious brow. “What is it?”

Simon and Hazel exchanged a glance before the thief turned back to the others and cleared his throat, “I asked Hazel to marry me today.”

“No way,” Crow blinked in surprise. “Congratulations, you guys.”

“I don’t believe it. Our little Simon’s becoming a man,” Alistair sniffled with mock emotion and got up from the ground to wrap his arms around the couple in an embrace. He glanced back over his shoulder at Crow and Rikki. “Come on, you two. Get in here.”

“Please don’t,” Simon groaned, trying to shove Alistair off of him.

“I swear to gods, I’m going to punch you in the throat,” Hazel growled.

“Oh, come on. You know you like it,” Crow teased her, getting up to join Alistair in embracing them.

With the addition of Rikki, the three thieves trapped the unhappy couple in the middle of a huddle, until Hazel kicked Alistair in the shin and successfully ended the moment. They all separated again, and the herbalist vainly smoothed down her dress. “Anyway,” she grumbled irritably. “What we were trying to say was: We’re going have the handfasting ceremony tomorrow afternoon, and we want you three buffoons to be our witnesses.”

“Of course,” Crow grinned.

“I’d be honored,” Alistair said excitedly.

“Can’t think of a better way to spend my day,” Rikki nodded in agreement.

“Great,” Hazel sat down by the pot of stew with Simon. “Now that that’s settled, we’d like to enjoy our supper in peace.”

“Whatever you say,” Crow shrugged, pouring a bowl of stew for himself. Honoring her request, he spent the rest of the evening dining and talking with Alistair—and intermittently with Rikki so Alistair wouldn’t notice the tension between them—until he finally grew tired and headed off to get some sleep for the night.
Yeah, my longest one before this only made it to like 270 posts, I think xD
This one's also my favorite though

Sorry it's taking me a while to get a post up. I've had some extra meetings today. I'll probably get started on my reply in like 30 minutes or so
Also, my husband and I are celebrating our two year anniversary this evening, so I won't be on much until whenever we get home cx
Gavin's doing a better job at being low key xD

Posted the synopsis!
I made my husband read it to tell me if it sounded like something he would want to read lmao

True xD
This is honestly the most well organized RP I've ever done (also the longest).
I love how we've got maps and a table of contents and even commissioned art and stuff cx
Rikki is so persistent

Same cx

Also, I'm working on writing a synopsis for our RP, since so many people seem to be interested in reading it. I'll add it to the 0th post when it's done~
Crow met Penelope’s lips once more as she pressed a parting kiss to his lips. “See you then,” he smiled, watching as she walked away to return to her own camp. Once she had disappeared from his sight, he turned to head back as well, slipping past the waterfall to step inside the cavern behind it. He yawned tiredly as he put away his cloak and boots, already finding it difficult to stay awake. They had stayed out later than usual that night, and he was ready to get some much-needed sleep.

Walking over to the sleeping area, he glanced at Rikki’s bed as he wondered again if she had told the others about his relationship with Penelope or not. Of course, her soundly sleeping form told him nothing, so he laid down on his own mat and closed his eyes. There was no point worrying about it now. If she had told them, it was too late for him to do anything about it, and if she hadn’t, he would just stress himself out for no reason. Either way, he would find out for sure in the morning.

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The next day, Crow awoke closer to the end of the morning, a bit later than he usually did since he had started returning to a normal rhythm of sleeping. However, the detail didn’t worry him since he guessed he had probably just overslept because of how late he had stayed out with Penelope the night before. He sat up in his bed and was mildly surprised to see that Rikki had left him a plate from breakfast. After what she had done yesterday, he would have thought she would distance herself from him again. Apparently, he had been wrong.

Part of him contemplated not eating the food she had left for him out of spite, but his growling stomach quickly weakened his resolve, and picked up the plate.

“Good morning.”

Mouth full of his first bite, Crow looked up to see Rikki sauntering towards him from the cave entrance. He noticed right away that she was wearing a more provocative dress than usual and seemed to be intentionally swaying her hips as she walked. He narrowed his eyes at her. “I see you haven’t given up on your plan yet,” he said accusatively.

“I’d appreciate if you didn’t speak to me like I’m your enemy,” she frowned, looking hurt as she sat down at his side. “I know you think I’m out to get you, but I’m not. I’m just trying to help you see things more clearly, Crow.”

“You can help by keeping your nose out of my personal life,” he glared at her.

She lowered her gaze for a moment before looking up at him again, her eyes flicking to the plate in his hand. “How’s your breakfast?” she asked, offering him a friendly smile. “I hope it’s not too cold.”

“It’s fine,” he said plainly, finishing off the rest and setting his dish aside.

Rikki’s smile wavered faintly. “Here, let me take that for you,” she leaned forward to reach across his lap, but he caught hold of her wrist firmly in his hand.

“Come on, love,” he rolled his eyes. “You think I don’t know that trick? I’m not stupid.”

“What do you mean?” she blinked at him innocently. “I was just going to wash your dish for you.”

“I’m sure you were,” Crow snorted. “Just give up already. I’m not going to sleep with you.”

Rikki smirked at him, breaking her virtuous façade. “You say that now,” she said. “But I know you can’t hold out forever. It’s only a matter of time now before you can’t wait any longer, and I’m the only one around who can meet your needs.”

“I met with Penelope last night,” he said suddenly, meeting her gaze with a wry grin. “I can dance with you as long as you’d like, darling. You’re never going to break me.”

Rikki frowned, studying him for a moment before clicking her tongue. “Very well,” she rose to her feet and looked down at him with a stern gaze. “I just hope you figure out soon that you’re making a big mistake.” Her expression softened slightly. “When you do, I’ll still be there for you, Crow. Please don’t ever forget that.”

The thief averted his gaze coldly as she walked away. He wished she would just mind her own business, but it seemed like she was intent on trying to change his mind about Penelope. He glanced at her back just before she disappeared around the corner of the cavern opening and gave a small shudder. Something told him she was still far from giving up. He just hoped her next attempt to get between him and the knight wouldn’t be any more successful than the last.

Now alone in the camp, Crow stood up from his bed and picked up his plate, heading out to the river to wash it off by himself. At least she approached me early, he mused as he stepped outside. With any luck, she’ll leave me alone now, and it will be a peaceful day.
Okay! I'll keep working on my final projects today xD
I just realized two of them are pretty much due this weekend and now I'm a little worried

True lol
I like how they make up for each other's faults. Like how when Crow is reckless, Penelope makes him promise not to do anything stupid; and when Penelope starts to worry about something, Crow is good at calming her down and also helping her get out of her comfort zone

They're my favorite cx
Quick update: My semester is insanely busy, so I've only had time to keep up with one RP right now. I'll be done with my biggest projects in 2 weeks, so I should be able to reply then!
Crow may or may not have accidentally ditched Hazel xD

You know, it's a good thing Crow isn't really a worrier in general, since Penelope seems to need him to be the more level-headed one. Otherwise they'd be a hot mess lmao
Or at least, when he does worry, he usually keeps it to himself because he's an internal processor
“That’s true,” Crow nodded faintly as Penelope tried to reassure him that Rikki might not have said something to the others so quickly. Just because her first attempt at getting between him and the knight had failed didn’t necessarily mean she was going to give up right away. It was entirely possible that she would come at him from a different angle before she got the others involved. After all, even though he didn’t like the fact that she was trying to insert herself in his personal life, he knew she was only doing it because she cared about him and believed he was making the wrong decision. If she told Simon and Alistair about his relationship now, that could easily be the nail in the coffin that ended their friendship. He doubted she would be so hasty to risk that.

Feeling a little better, he smiled as Penelope leaned up to kiss his cheek. “Alright,” he nodded when she said they should leave, following after her as she turned to walk out of the clearing. As she went on to say that she was glad they didn’t have to part right away from this meeting point, he shook his head in agreement. “I still wish we didn’t have to part at all, but I suppose this is better than nothing,” he said with a smirk, slipping one arm around her shoulders and pressing a kiss to her head.

For most of the walk back Crow didn’t speak much, since his weariness from the day had finally set in. Instead, he simply focused on enjoying Penelope’s warm presence at his side. He laced his fingers with hers as they made their way towards the waterfall, letting out a soft sigh as the landmark soon came into view, and with it, the time for them to part ways. Slowing to a stop, he turned to murmur his goodbyes to her, but was interrupted by a sharp voice.

“There you are,” Hazel growled as she stormed over to him from where she must have been waiting by the riverbank. The thief blinked in surprise as she planted her hands on her hips and glared at him angrily. “What the hell, Crow?” she curled her lip. “Where have you been? I’ve been looking for you all day!”

“Sorry,” he frowned, confused as to why she would be so mad at him for taking some time alone. Casting a furtive glance at Penelope, he let go of her hand, just in case the herbalist would be irritated further by seeing them touch. “Why were you looking for me?” he asked as he turned back to her.

“Oi vey,” Hazel pinched the bridge of her nose and shook her head in exasperation. “To give you your medicine, idiot! Since you were out all day doing whatever the hell it was that you were doing, I had to wait up for you to get your inconsiderate ass back here, so I could make sure you take it.”

“Oh, right,” Crow flushed, realizing that after everything that had happened with Rikki, he had completely forgotten to meet with her. “I’m sorry. It must have slipped my mind.”

“‘Slipped my mind’ my ass,” Hazel grumbled, shoving the jar of medicine at him in annoyance. “You better not let it happen again, you hear me? Next time, I might just let you go without it and suffer the consequences… moron.”

“I won’t forget again,” he assured her.

“Good,” she muttered. “Now then, I’m going to get some very overdue sleep. Goodnight, dumbass.” She glanced at Penelope and nodded curtly. “Rat.” With that, she spun around and headed back into the tunnels without waiting for a reply.

Crow rolled his eyes and turned back to Penelope. “Sorry about that, love,” he shrugged and offered her a hapless smile. Casting one more glance over his shoulder to make sure they were really alone, he wrapped his arms around her and leaned in to kiss her one more time. He lingered for a bit, savoring the feeling of her soft lips moving against his before he pulled back again. “I love you, Penelope,” he sighed, brushing a stray lock of hair from her forehead. “Be safe on your way back.”
Penelope made Crow just realize Rikki could have told everyone about their relationship while he was gone for the day xD
He's a little freaked out now
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