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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
Roleplayer Profile

Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

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The sound of repetitive tapping filled the small bed chambers as Percival Moore drummed his fountain pen against his desk. He was seated in the corner of the room beside a narrow window overlooking a paved courtyard. It wasn’t the best view in the castle—the king and queen’s chambers were much nicer, looking out over the beautiful surrounding countryside—but as the head guard of the royal family, it suited his purposes perfectly. He had a clear vantage point of the knights stationed outside the palace as well as the main gate that separated the aristocrats from the outside world.

The gate was monstrous in size, looming high over the courtyard and casting long shadows that served as a constant reminder of its presence to anyone that stood below. It stretched upward to the top of the protective curtain wall and was impossibly heavy. At least four able-bodied men were required to operate the cranks that pulled it open whenever someone begged entrance to the castle, and when it did open, it was quite the sight to see. The giant doors yawned like the gaping maw of a dragon, poised to swallow the horse-drawn carriages and men of the cavalry that were most often granted access to the castle within.

Most of the time, the gate was consistent in its allowance of aristocrats and other peoples of importance, but today, that dragon was going to bring someone quite different into the reclusive land of the royals.

Percy lifted his pen to the corner of his mouth as he stared out the window of his chambers, his crystalline blue eyes fixed on the fateful gate that would soon change his life. Today was the day that the next princess of the country would be arriving, and the reigning king and queen had chosen him to be her personal guard, tutor, and attendant. It was an all-encompassing job that would require his full attention and utmost care, but it was also a chance for him to prove himself as a capable guardian of the future queen.

As the son of the most well-respected head guard in the country’s recent history, he had quite the large shoes to fill. Keeping the princess safe and assisting her in her training would be a fast way to demonstrate his competence, and as such, he intended to approach the duty with fervor. If all went well, he would gain favor with the aristocrats in the castle, and earn high standing with the young woman who had been chosen to succeed the throne. Just the thought of it made him sit up straighter with determination.

Turning back to the blank journal in front of him, Percy tapped his pen against the desk once more before giving a defeated sigh and setting it down beside his inkwell. His father had always encouraged him to keep a thorough diary, saying that it was important to keep a record of one’s thoughts throughout the day, but he was too distracted to focus on something so mundane at the moment. Despite his father’s advice, he had never been one to keep a consistent journal to begin with, and now that his mind was focused on the princess’s arrival, it was almost a guarantee that he wouldn’t get any writing done that morning.

He closed the diary and stood up from the desk, lacing his fingers together to push his arms forward in a long stretch. Taut muscles built from years of physical training loosened pleasantly in response. Letting his arms fall back down to his sides, he glanced out the window once more, this time seeking out the clock tower that was just visible from his chambers. The time was nearing half-past nine in the morning, and the princess was due to arrive at ten. It wouldn’t be long now before she came through the dragon-maw gate, and he was supposed to meet her at the entrance of the castle with the king and queen.

With a mere half-hour left before his summons, he stepped over to the armor that he had laid out on his bed earlier that morning, deciding that it would be best for him to spend his nervous energy on preparing to stand before the royal family properly dressed. So, giving up on the flimsy hope that he would focus well enough to write about anything in his diary that morning, he adorned himself with the protective braces and picked up his sword as he headed out of his room to meet the young woman whom he would soon be serving for what he could only guess would be the rest of his life.

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Percy stood at the top of the marbled steps that led to the entrance of the palace. A half-hour had passed, and the gate would be opening at any minute to admit the new princess to the castle grounds. The doors had yet to even part, but he could already feel a tangle of complex emotions well up inside his chest—excitement at the prospect of taking this opportunity, nervousness at the thought of something going wrong, and above all, curiosity to find out what sort of person this woman would turn out to be.

“She’s here,” the king, who stood directly to his left, spoke up suddenly as the massive wooden doors of the gate began to rumble and groan.

Percy responded with a wordless nod, staring intently at the growing opening as he searched for the carriage that was carting his future queen. It wasn’t long before he spotted it: a well-kept vehicle drawn by two horses that belonged to the king, himself. At the sight of it, he felt his breath catch in his throat, struck with an unexpected bought of nervousness. It was finally happening. The king and queen had chosen their heir, and it was now up to him to make sure she stayed safe and would be prepared to take on the responsibilities of royalty. The importance of his duty weighed heavily on his chest.

“You’re going to love my niece,” this time the queen spoke up from beside her husband. The perceptive woman flashed him a smile, seeming to have caught his anxious expression and mistaken it for nervousness about meeting her relative. “She’s going to need some work to prepare for the throne, but she’s a sweet girl.”

“If she’s anything like her aunt, I’m sure she will be, My Lady,” Percy tipped his head to her in a courteous gesture. Even though the queen hadn’t pegged the real reason behind his unease, he still appreciated how quick she was to offer consoling words.

Soon, the carriage came to a stop at the base of the steps, and he turned towards it again with interest. The footman climbed down and made his way to the passenger door, and Percy held his breath. He was finally going to get his first glimpse of the princess they had all been waiting for.
Thanks! We definitely did cx

Hopefully that post turned out alright xD
I had five mimosas today, so I'm a little sleepy right now
Crow smiled as Penelope kissed him on the cheek and met her gaze as she looked at him. He couldn’t help but stare at her, finding her deep green eyes especially attractive in the early morning light. If they weren’t constrained to a time limit, he would have wanted to lay beside her all morning, taking his time to get up so he wouldn’t have to part with her. Unfortunately, it wasn’t long before they were interrupted by Gavin’s sudden appearance, and he was reminded that they wouldn’t be free to have such a peaceful morning during this mission.

He leaned into Penelope’s lips as she kissed him and then moved to get up as well. “He’d better not,” the thief scoffed. “Because I’m not going anywhere until I have something to fill my stomach.” Once they were both up, he headed into the adjoining room, where Gavin and Olivia were already seated at the dining table for breakfast, and off to the side, Zenith was reclining on a blanket with her back against a wall while she instructed her two daughters, who were knitting blankets.

Crow watched the three for a moment with interest. He guessed that Zenith was trying to prepare her family for the upcoming winter. It made sense to him, especially since last year’s winter had been one of the harshest he had seen in the outer villages. The weather had been mostly dry, but he couldn’t remember the last time it had been so cold. If the next winter turned out to be anything like the last, all of the villagers were going to have a hard time getting through it, especially with the ongoing war.

Turning away from the family, he followed Penelope over to the table to join the others. He sat down in one of the open chairs and reached for a plate to fill with food, his eyes flicking towards Gavin. As soon as he had approached, he had noticed that the knight had seemed to have strategically chosen to sit in the chair across from Olivia, so that he and Penelope would be forced to sit on opposite sides as well. Normally, Gavin’s meddling would have annoyed him. However, it was only one meal, and he had already spent the entire night sleeping by Penelope’s side, so he decided it wasn’t worth fighting over it.

For a while, Crow said nothing as he focused on finishing his breakfast. It was almost a peaceful silence. Gavin wasn’t shooting him any dirty looks for once, since he seemed content in having separated the thief from Penelope for the moment, and Olivia was tame enough as well. Unfortunately, the quiet did last long. It was interrupted when the female knight decided to ask, “So, what’s the plan for today?”

“We need to get back to the barons and report our findings—or lack, thereof,” Gavin answered simply with a pointedly cold glance towards Crow.

“Hang on,” Crow narrowed his eyes at the knight. “We didn’t find anything because none of us stayed focused on the task at hand, not because there’s nothing more to be found here. I say we take one more day to speak with the villagers, just to be certain we aren’t missing anything.”

“I doubt we’ll learn anything new if we linger here any longer,” Gavin eyed him suspiciously. “We’re going back today to give our report and come up with a new angle.”

“You sure are quick to give up,” Crow folded his arms over his chest.

“And you were quick to recommend wasting our time in a village that clearly has nothing more to offer us,” Gavin retorted distrustfully. “The more time we waste here, the more time the real culprits have to prepare another attack. We need to act fast if we want to stay ahead of them. That means not spending precious hours chasing a dead lead.”

Crow curled his lip, clicking his tongue in frustration when he realized that the knight was only trying to rush them because he still believed the thief was attempting to throw them off course. It seemed that Gavin was set on believing that he and his thieves had been the ones behind the murderous raid on their camp, and the lack of a solid trail on Jaxon’s group was only further convincing him that his suspicion was true. He averted his gaze, feeling a pang of annoyance. As long as the knight’s focus was on proving him guilty, it was going to be difficult to get him to focus on looking for evidence of anything otherwise. However, he also knew there was nothing more he could say to change the hardheaded man’s mind, so he didn’t push the matter.

Gavin nodded, seeming to take Crow’s silence as defeat, and turned back to the others. “It’s settled then. Once everyone is packed up, we’ll begin the journey back to our camp.” His hard eyes wandered back to the thief once more. “We’ll catch those criminals yet.”
Good for you. Hope you feel better soon!

I’m on my way to spend a second Christmas with my family today, but I think we’ll be done around 5-6 at the latest ^^
Thank you for sharing xD

Nice! And dang, that sucks. Hopefully you get better before your Disneyland trip!

I had a blast today. My in-laws throw a mean Christmas party xD
Great dinner, cutthroat white elephant, and lots of gambling at the end. It was worth the drive, haha
My husband and I came away with amaretto, lagers, and a new serving tray cx
Crow closed his eyes as Penelope pulled him close to her and rested her head against him. Every time she wrapped her arms around him like this it sent his heart racing. He doubted he would ever grow tired of her touch, and he looked forward to the day when he would be able to wake up beside her like this every morning. That will be the life, he thought with a sigh of longing, squeezing her close in a tight embrace as his mind wandered yet again to the future they looked forward to sharing.

“I slept great,” he said in response to her question, opening his eyes again to meet her gaze. “Much better than last night, that’s for sure.” He smiled as he thought about how much better this morning was than the last. Yesterday, he had been almost certain that they would be splitting up, and she would be going back to her life of nobility. Now, he was more confident than ever before about the strength of their relationship, and he couldn’t wait to see what the future was going to bring.

When she went on to apologize for her actions the day before, Crow shook his head. “Don’t worry about it,” he said, smirking at her amusedly. “I’m pretty sure you think you were a lot more bothersome than you actually were.” He pressed a kiss to her forehead and then met her gaze with a teasing glint in his eye. “You know, you’re kind of an airhead when you’re drunk… But you’re my airhead, so I’m going to take care of you anyway.” Leaning in close, he nuzzled his cheek against hers in a playful manner and laughed, “Plus, I got to learn a new trick to use on you, so I’d say it was worth the inconvenience.”


Sir Percival Moore
Head of the Castle Guard
Age: 27

Personality: Outwardly stoic and chivalrous, Percival strives to fill his father's shoes as the head of the castle guard. He cares quite a bit about his reputation and tends to be hyper-aware of what the members of the guard and of the royal family think of his performance. Because of this, he takes any duty he is given very seriously and strives to meet others' expectations to be best of his abilities. However, even though he is serious about his job, he also has a lighthearted side and a witty sense of humor that he only reveals to the people closest to him in his life.
Same cx

I love the creepy Santa from Spongebob xD
How was your Christmas? Did you do anything fun?
“Goodnight, darling,” Crow murmured, pulling Penelope close to himself and closing his eyes. “I love you too.” Finally able to lay down for the first time that day, he could practically feel his tight muscles untwining. He let out his breath in a content exhale and nestled his head against the knight’s, enjoying the feeling of holding her in his arms. With the security of a roof above his head and her warm presence at his side, it didn’t take long before the thief drifted off into a light sleep.

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The next morning, Crow woke up to the smell of cooking breakfast. Still half-asleep, he stretched languidly and yawned, reluctant to get up right away. Instead he lifted his head just enough to look around the room, noticing that Gavin and Olivia were both gone. It seemed like he and Penelope were the last to get up, which wasn’t surprising to him since he had been so exhausted the day before from his poor sleep, and she had gotten drunk at the tavern. Glancing towards the door, he was a bit surprised that Gavin hadn’t bothered to wake them up, himself. Usually, the knight seemed to want to get an earlier start to the day. He glanced down at Penelope, who was still sleeping in his arms. Her former suitor had probably decided to let them stay in bed a while longer for her sake, since she needed the rest to recover from the alcohol in her system.

Laying his head back down, he smiled softly as he studied her sleeping face. He found everything about her beautiful—the gentle curve of her eyelashes, the soft pink in her cheeks, even the way her rosy lips were slightly parted. He lifted his hand to brush a stray lock of brown hair from her forehead, tracing his fingers gently along the edge of her face as he did. She was so pretty. He felt like he could just stay and stare at her forever. However, he could already feel her beginning to stir as she woke up.

He leaned in and pressed a tender kiss to her lips, trailing his hand down from her cheek to rest against her jawline. He lingered for a moment before he pulled back to meet her gaze. “Morning,” he said, smiling at her fondly. “How did you sleep?”
They're adorable

Merry Christmas!! cx
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