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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
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Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

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When Crow got back to his room, he took a quick look around and then let out his breath in relief when he saw that Udolf wasn’t there yet. He had been a little worried that since he had taken some extra time to walk with Penelope, he would be late for his next lesson. Fortunately, it seemed like he wasn’t going to get another lecture on tardiness from the tutor today.

He paused by the door, thinking something over, before he stepped over to his bed and stowed the box with the journal and quill beneath one of the large, decorative pillows. Though he knew there was probably no reason for him to hide his possessions in the palace, it had become a bit of a habit for him to do so after he’d lived his whole life either alone or living amongst thieves who might go through his things. He liked to keep his possessions to himself, and since he was going to be using the supplies Udolf would bring for him for the lesson, there was no reason to let the old man know that he had his own writing utensils now.

Once he felt like the box was secure, he moved to the table and sat down, unraveling the scroll that he had used the day before. Since he was early for once, he decided there was no point in wasting his time by waiting for Udolf to arrive. However, he barely had time to look over the characters on the parchment before the door opened and the tutor stepped inside.

Crow looked up to see that the old man was looking at him with one brow raised in surprise.

“Well, well,” Udolf mused as he approached the table. “It’s good to see that you’re finally taking your studies seriously.”

“That’s because you’re finally teaching me something I want to learn,” Crow shrugged.

Udolf smirked. “Now, if you could just apply this enthusiasm to the rest of your lessons, we may start seeing some results.”

“Are the other lessons going to cover subjects I like?”

“We’ll find out, won’t we?” Udolf answered vaguely. He looked over the scroll in the viceroy’s hands. “To start, show me how much you remember from yesterday’s lesson.”

Crow nodded, familiar with the routine. He picked up a quill from table and dipped it in the ink, taking a slow breath as he focused on reciting the letters from his memory. The quill moved fastidiously over the paper, marking down the individual symbols while he vocalized the sounds that each one represented as he wrote them. He made a few mistakes when he mixed up some of the characters—‘B’ and ‘D’ were especially hard to keep straight—but overall, Udolf seemed impressed with what he’d been able to recall.

“Very good indeed,” the tutor nodded when the viceroy finished writing out all the letters for the third time in a row. He’d gotten them all right this time. “I would say you’re ready to move on to reading.”

“What will I be reading?” Crow asked, looking over the stacks of books on the table with newfound curiosity. For his whole life, the words on their pages had been incomprehensible to him, but now it felt like a whole new world was opening up. He felt nearly as excited as he had the first time he’d held a conversation with a man from Waithen as a child. Written word was a language in and of itself, and he was determined to become fluent in it.

“I haven’t decided,” Udolf said as he absently picked up one of the books and flipped through the pages. “Since you have a broader vocabulary than the children I’ve taught in the past, the books I’ve given them wouldn’t be challenging enough for you.” He set down the book in his hands and picked up another. “But at the same time, most of the more advanced books may yet have words beyond your comprehension… Something in the middle will have to do.”

Crow watched as the tutor went through a few more books before he finally stopped at one with a dark red leather binding. Though it was clearly old, it didn’t look quite as worn as the others, and the spine still creaked when the old man opened it. The viceroy guessed it hadn’t been read very much in its lifetime.

“This one should be a good fit,” Udolf said approvingly as he skimmed the pages. “And I believe you’ll find the content… interesting.” He closed the book again and handed it to Crow. “Try reading the title out loud. It’s on the first page.”

The viceroy looked the book over with intrigue, wondering what the tutor had picked for him. Following the old man’s instruction, he opened it to the first page and studied characters that made up the title. As he did, his heartbeat quickened with excitement. The symbols that were once foreign to him had meaning now. All that was left was to string them into words.

He narrowed his eyes slightly as he examined the letters, focusing intently to draw meaning out of them. It took some time for him to figure out the pronunciation in his head—since some of the characters represented more than one sound, he used trial and error until the words made sense to him—but after a short time, he raised his brow in recognition.

The Legend of Uierr and Laphdeus,” he read aloud, looking up at Udolf in mild surprise. Uierr and Laphdeus were the sibling gods of day and night as well as of prosperity and famine. Legend had it that the two brothers were locked in perpetual combat, and the outcomes of their fights determined whether a harvest would be bountiful or a winter would be long. He had often heard the farmers in the outer villages pray and leave offerings to Uierr whenever they feared that a famine was coming.

“Excellent,” Udolf said approvingly when the viceroy spoke the book’s title correctly. “I know you villagers are quite fond of the gods, so I’m sure you’ll enjoy learning more about them.”

Crow couldn’t help but laugh at that. “I was a criminal before. Do you really think I prayed to any gods?”

“Perhaps not,” the tutor admitted. “But I know they are still deeply ingrained in your culture.”

“I suppose so,” Crow shrugged, looking down at the book again. He wasn’t sure how Udolf knew anything about peasant culture, but the old man was right that the gods were an important part of it. Ever since he was a child, he had been told stories about them and had been taught by other villagers that it was important to pray and leave offerings to please the deities that watched over Brerra. Of course, having adopted the life of a thief, he had never followed any of their advice, but he could still recite all the tales and rituals he’d been taught by heart.

“I would like to review your etiquette once today,” Udolf went on. “After that, you will spend the rest of your lesson reading that book. The practice will help you get faster at interpreting written words.”

“Alright,” Crow nodded. He set the book down on the table and stood up, eager to get the boring part of his lesson over with so that he could focus on his literacy. Now that he was able to read at least somewhat, he was determined to master the skill as soon as he could.

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The rest of the day went by smoothly. As usual, Crow recited his etiquette without any mistakes, and Udolf left him early to read in peace, since he was capable enough now at figuring out the words in the book without help.

Once he was alone, the viceroy laid back on his bed, settling down comfortably and holding the book over his head. Though he would never admit it to Udolf, the content was interesting to him. He already knew most of the legend about Uierr and Laphdeus, but he found that there were some details he had never heard before. They had probably gotten lost with time as generations of peasants passed the tale down orally. The viceroy found it fascinating how stories and information could be permanently recorded on the pages of books without losing any pieces. He wondered what other gaps he had in his knowledge from missing details or being told incorrect versions of the truth.

Crow continued working slowly through the pages of the book, unaware of the passage of time as he focused on finding meaning in the words. At some point, he must have fallen asleep, because the next thing he was aware of was the feeling of a hand on his arm.

The viceroy startled, his eyelids fluttering open to see Preston standing at his side. The book he had been reading laid open on his chest and his right hand rested limply on top of it.

“It’s time for supper,” the attendant said in a low voice. He seemed nervous, probably because of how Crow had reacted to being woken up in the past.

“Is it?” Crow yawned broadly and sat up, setting his book down at his side. He took a moment to stretch his legs before he slid down from the bed and put his boots back on.

Preston shuffled his feet, “Well, supper actually started a little while ago, but you seemed tired, so I thought it would be best to let you keep sleeping.”

“Is food still being served?”

“Yes.”

“That’s all I care about,” Crow stretched his arms over his head as he headed for the door. “Come on. I’m starving.”
Crow's just happy he was useful xD
Crow smiled when Penelope spoke eagerly about meeting with the lieutenants. Until now, he hadn’t been able to do much to help her with her goal of convincing his father to end the war, so he was glad that the information he’d gotten from his half-brother had been useful to her. Until he improved his reputation around the castle, he had a feeling that overhearing conversations like that would be the only way he could do anything to support her, since he couldn’t speak to any of the nobles directly.

“They could be,” Crow assured her when she said she hoped they would be around tomorrow. “If they really are here because their battalion isn’t doing well in the war, then it’ll probably take longer than just a couple days for the king to help them come up with a new strategy.” It was a bit of a bold statement to make for one who knew next to nothing about the complexities of warfare, but he felt like it was reasonable enough. After all, he knew that his father was determined to win the war that the last king had started. Albin wouldn’t rush into anything unless he knew it was going to work.

When they reached the top of the stairs, he noticed Penelope slow her pace slightly. They were probably getting close to the spot she had been assigned to guard. In the next moment, he glanced down at her as she confirmed his suspicions. “Thanks,” he smiled when she wished him luck. Following her gaze, he furtively studied the guard in the corridor, wishing they could be alone so he could give her a proper goodbye. Unfortunately, with the man wasn’t going anywhere, so he had to settle for something more casual.

“Maybe I’ll catch you on your shift tomorrow,” Crow said with a wink. “I’ll see you later, love. And thanks again for the gift.” With a curt wave, he turned and made his way down the corridor, heading back to his bed chamber for his next lesson with Udolf.
Crow remembered the important thing he wanted to tell Penelope
It only took two days xD
Crow glanced at the guard Penelope was eyeing and nodded in agreement when she said she wished they could be truly alone. It was frustrating how many people there were in every part of the castle. There was no way for them to find anyplace where they could get away from the unwanted stares of the knights and nobles in the palace. Even when they had tried to find some time to be intimate in his room before, they had gotten walked in on by her father. He let out his breath in a disappointed sigh. It seemed that as long as they remained unmarried, they were never going to get the privacy they wanted.

As Penelope spoke up again, Crow turned back to her and mirrored her frown. Everything she said reminded him painfully of his own inner turmoil about their situation. It sounded like she was just as upset about everything as he was. His eyes drifted down to her hand. He wished that he could at least take it in his, so he could offer her a little comfort, but with the nearby guards glaring at him so much, he doubted that he and the knight could get away with blatantly touching in front of them.

“Me too,” he smiled halfheartedly. “I almost wish something else would happen to draw everyone’s attention away from me. If the castle was attacked or some other thief tried to raid the vaults, I’m sure I would fall to the bottom of their priorities.” He shook his head. “I doubt anything like that will happen though. We’ll just have to wait until they get bored of me on their own.”

Suddenly, another thought crossed his mind, and he met the knight’s gaze with new interest. “Speaking of strange happenings, Braden mentioned something about lieutenants from the southwestern border two days ago. He said they were visiting to discuss battle strategies with the king, so it sounds like things aren’t going well on the warfront down there.” He smiled at her hopefully. “I don’t know if they’re still here, but if they are, maybe you could catch them before they go back to their battalion and find out if their barons are open to the idea of ending the war.”
Crow got rid of the third wheel xD
Crow bit his tongue to stifle a victorious grin as he walked out of the Great Hall with Penelope. Even though they wouldn’t have much more time together than they normally did, he was grateful for whatever they could get. I just wish we could be alone, he added silently to himself with a sideways glance at Preston, who had trotted up to join them. As long as the attendant followed him around everywhere, it was going to be hard for them to ever find time to themselves.

He turned to Penelope as she told him that she had been assigned to the third floor for the next three days. “That’ll be nice,” he murmured back to her, casting the knight a subtle smile. With a quick glance at Preston to be sure the boy wasn’t paying attention, he added in a whisper: “I’ve missed being with you. Pretending we aren’t together every day is worse than when we were meeting every few days in the outer villages.” He brushed his hand against hers as they walked, casting her a wistful look.

Suddenly, he felt someone’s eyes on him, and he turned to see that the servant was looking his way now. He clicked his tongue, discreetly putting a bit more distance between himself and the knight. With the boy so close, they couldn’t say much without raising suspicion. “Why don’t you head off early?” he suggested with a friendly grin. “I’m sure I’ll be fine the rest of the way there.” He nudged the attendant good-naturedly. “You could use the extra time to figure out which of your drawings you want to show me.”

“Are you sure it’s okay?” Preston brightened.

“Yeah, why not?” Crow shrugged. He gestured to Penelope. “I’ve got a knight for company, and I don’t need anything else from you before my lesson.”

“Alright,” Preston bowed eagerly. “Thank you.” He turned around to go back down to the servants’ quarters of the castle.

Once he was gone, Crow turned back to Penelope with a smirk, “Looks like it’s just you and me now.”
Crow pulled a trick of his own ;3

I can't wait
“It is,” Crow agreed when Penelope commented on how the quill combined his past with his present. It was quite a thoughtful gesture, in his opinion, and he appreciated the effort she’d put into it. In the next moment, he looked up when he heard Naida giggling at them and reddened slightly. In hindsight, he supposed they should have been a bit more discreet about the gift with his sister sitting right there. He had just gotten caught up in the moment and forgot to keep up his act of being uninterested in the knight. Although, he didn’t feel that bad about the slip up. Penelope deserved to know that he was happy with the things she had chosen for him since she had gone out of her way to help the princess.

At Naida’s question, Crow hesitated for a moment before letting out a quiet, relenting sigh. His sister had already caught on to his excitement over the gift, so he supposed there was no point in pretending to be nonchalant about it. “She did,” he nodded, looking down at the quill and journal with a smile. “Udolf actually just started teaching me to read and write yesterday, so I think I’m going to be using these a lot in the coming weeks. Thank you both.”

As Penelope announced that she needed to leave for a guard shift, Crow looked up at her with a frown. He had been hoping to have a bit more time with her, but it seemed their constant busyness was going to get in the way of that yet again. However, as the two knights went on, he heard Penelope say something else that caught his attention. She’s going to be on the third floor? He took a sip of his drink to hide a smile. That was close to where his room was. His heart raced excitedly as he thought of an idea.

When the knight moved to stand up, he got up from the table too. “I’ll go with you.” Off to the side, he caught sight of Naida beaming at him excitedly, and he rolled his eyes. “If she’s working on the third floor, we’re headed in the same direction,” he explained.

“Sure,” Naida clicked her tongue at him knowingly.

Crow snorted. It didn’t matter what his sister thought, since the excuse he gave was believable enough to fool anyone else. As long as he would be able to spend more time with Penelope, the princess could make whatever assumptions she wanted.

He put the journal and quill back in the box Naida had given him to make them easier to carry and then turned back to Penelope with a shrug. “We might as well walk together so I don’t wind up following a few paces behind you,” he smirked slyly. “That would just be uncomfortable, wouldn’t it?”
Crow liked the gift cx
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