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So do you want me to relocate the house to Linden, orrrrrr...
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I mostly added it as a social experiment of sorts, if Masters actually did take shelter together out of desperation for food and rest, and depending on where things go when the Masters aren't out fighting; they could actually interact with, and see their opposition as people. When a Master expires, the void of the person that was there before would leave one wondering about the ethics of this whole conflict, and if human life really is worth something as petty as a single wish. It's mostly meant to make it harder for you to kill, say, Mesman, or any other participant in the war.


I think you're severely underestimating the level of stupid evil most Nasuverse mages are willing to stoop to in the name of SCIENCE! I mean MAGECRAFT! Expecting them to feel remorse or hesitation about killing someone standing in the way of their goal is about as likely as Tokiomi growing a few new brain cells or Kayneth suddenly having a conscience.
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'Course, but it's not like I introduced this COLORFUL cast of characters for people to not stay with them, however. I'm not mad or anything, I just don't want everyone suddenly getting the idea to boot out old people and squat in their homes.


It's a tactical decision. I'm not just copying Waver, I swear xP

Also, how big are these towns? I was under the impression they were these tiny little hamlets, like Skyrim-sized. Am I wrong? Because if they're not Fuyuki-sized, I'm kinda wondering how everyone is supposed to stay in the same one or two towns without immediately killing each other from the word "go", considering there are really only two options for food and shelter.
Lancer is a pervy perv mcpervson. Also, it's okay if I explore a town other than Linden, right?
Darryl


"Tch," Darryl said as the fight dissolved. "Well that was a waste of time. Talk about a cocktease. Let's go, Caster. There's nothing to see here anymore."

The young Clocktower student left with his Servant in tow, heading for the nearest town opposite of Linden, where it looked like a number of other Masters were headed. It seemed like a few of them bordered the place where they'd been kidnapped. What a thoughtful and considerate priest. Darryl would have to remember that when he was tying him up, sticking a bucket over his head and kicking him in the knackers with a size twelve work boot until he howled himself deaf.

The walk into town was filled mostly with a respectful silence, Darryl not pushing to start a conversation where one wasn't needed (or necessarily safe for that matter). After booking a room via telephone at the Linden bed and breakfast for an elderly couple that lived in the village, Darryl wiped their short-term memories with some runic magic and sent them off on their two-week vacation so he and Caster could occupy the house, maybe make a few "rennovations".

"That takes care of that," Darryl said as he finished picking the lock. "I feel bad for kicking those two out of their house for a week, but I think right now we need this place more than they do."

He stepped inside, looking around. It was a simple two-floor house with no basement or cellar, obviously meant for only two people. There was just one bedroom (evidently the elderly couple didn't expect to have guests very often) as well as a sofa, fireplace, two televisions (three if you counted the miniature one by the fridge) and a cozy little kitchen complete with a dining nook. Since they lived on the edge of town near the forest, the house had a very cabin-ish feel to it.

"What do you think, Caster? Can you work with this?" Darryl asked, referring to her Territory Creation.

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Lancer


"I don't think being here is a good idea, Master."

Lancer materialized next to Lee wearing an entirely different set of less revealing clothes. For once she looked serious.

"This little hamlet doesn't have much room to run or hide, let alone fight. I'm good at all three, but I'm not a miracle worker. If we hole up in town we'll be spotted for sure, and then what?" Lancer said. "I'm not sure I'll be able to protect you if that Saber-chan comes knocking again! She's soooooo scary! She'll pull off all this delicate little flower's petals and then I'll go 'iyaaaah~'..."

Lancer moaned suggestively, biting her sleeve and reaching for her, ahem, lady bits. Almost as immediately as that nonsequitor began, Lancer turned around and switched moods again.

"Sooooo, I was thinking..."

Grabbing Lee by the shoulder, the two of them disappeared with a snap. The sensation was not dissimilar to being sucked through a tube, and when they arrived at their destination, all that Lee would feel would be some momentary nauseau and dizziness.

"Why don't we make camp out here in the woods? It'd be perfect! Just you and me, with no one else around for miles! They won't be able to sense us at all! Ooooh, it'll be so romantic! Who knows what kinds of naughty things might happen? Plus, I'm famous for building a temple with my bare hands, so we won't even have to sleep out in the rain! Sounds great, right? Say nothing if you agree!"
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Oh my god that's awesome. Fukken saved.
I'd like to apologize too, KoL. Fate RPs and I have a history, specifically one involving a lot of powergaming and a number of particularly douchey players. I won't go into detail, but when it comes to character creation in regards to the canon Nasuverse, I can get a little touchy/jumpy/paranoid. That's what happens to you when you as a GM have to deal with a player whose Master could initially only make small portals to move things through before the player controlling them decides to escalate it to dropping lighthouses on people and trying to dump the kaiju-sized big bad of the RP into the sun.

And then there was the time someone tried to get away with using the Riding skill to piggyback their Master into battle after their horse was killed...
Question. Are demigods expected to be any older/live longer than normal humans? We can play as normal humans, right? :P
WHY IS LANCER A PERVERT

WHY IS SHE IMPLYING PING A LING THINGS

I SCARE


Does that fundoshi look like it could hide any pingalings, son?
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