WHY IS HE GODDAMN EVERYWHERE?
HE'S EVEN HIDDEN IN THE BREAST SIZE CHART FOR ALL THE FEMALE SERVANTS!
HE'S LYING!
REFER TO THE ABOVE POST!
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REFER TO THE ABOVE POST!
Gonna have to back out of this due to conflicting interests. Sorry :(
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WHY IS HE WEARING STOCKINGS TO THE POOL?
BECAUSE ASTOLFO EXISTS TO MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY.
Also, just making a short post for Darryl for now. Not much to say, plus I wanna finish discussing something with Sub.
Lancer
"Whoa!" Lancer said as she strained her neck to avoid the sword. The Servant disappeared and then reappeared a meter away in short succession, almost without time lag. If they truly could be said to be moving at all, it was fast.
"That was too close!" she said, rubbing her neck where the sword would have struck her. "You play some pretty mean pranks, Saber-chan. Not all of us have fancy body armor like you do. What if that had hit me and cut open my pretty little neck? Guys aren't into girls with holes in their necks, you know. Well, I guess some of them are, but those are the kinds of guys I don't wanna share my body with!"
Twin spears with dagger-like tips slid out of Lancer's spacious sleeves. She pointed one at Saber.
"If a fight's what you want, Saber-chan, I'd be more than happy to oblige. I'll shove my long, hard shaft into you and have you take responsibility with your body~" She licked her lips. "Is that okay, Master?"
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Darryl
Darryl sighed. I don't see how we have a choice. This information is too valuable to pass up. Kinda ruins the dramatic exit though...
Interested for sure.
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Bingo, sir/ma'am! She's Charlemagne, but with a catch. She's actually a twin sister that took over her brother's place when he died of a disease while the two were still young. And yes, even bloody Arthur can't compare with someone that has been dubbed the Father of Europe among a million other things and had even his own Knights, the Paladins (who are all strong HSs, BTW). I'll base her of Astolfo like I should have from the very beginning and just crank her up a bit.
Probably I should have just copied my trap goddess from the get-go, really.
GODDAMMIT. STUPID SEXY ASTOLFO.
Anyway, I want to say that Saber is a high king among the Heroic Spirits, meaning that just like the rest of them, Arthuria and her Avalon, Iskandar and the Ionian Hetaroi and Gil and the Gate of Babilon, Saber has a EX-rank NP. When she activates her sword Caster will probably squee like a fangirl. Good think that I plan to talk with Slam and Wong about having Saber's and Caster's masters form an alliance. Darryl is the master that Saber would trust more after her own, given his tendencies.
That doesn't necessarily mean they have an EX rank NP, dude. I mean, Medea has an EX rank NP too, she just can't use it. And the Gate of Babylon is technically ranked E ~ A++. EX only applies to Ea.
And C is average for a Servant, not crappy. It's the middle of the road.
Can we play as someone from the Organization?
Dirty A rank MR'er confirmed. Poor Caster can't rely on most of her magiks anymore :(.
Ma'am, I'd like to see your permit for that dragon blood. We have reason to believe you are in unlawful possession of it :P
Since it looks like a fight's about to break out as soon as I can post (it'll be an hour or two), I decided I'd be the first one to post my Servant's skeleton sheet in the character tab!
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