Fish of OblivionI think this should about do it for our shock trooper.
"So a nun and a nurse walk into a bar..."
Name: Noreen
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Blood type: O-
Birth date: October 13th
Previous criminal record: Noreen's list of charges goes on and on. They're all for the same crime too; carrying a firearm without a permit. Some people just never learn, do they? Allegedly, she's dabbled in all sorts of other crimes prior to joining MON, but she claims this isn't true.
Special skills: Noreen loves guns, swords, tomahawks, hatchets, chainsaws, grenades, mortars, throwing knives, poison gas, and more. Anything that can kill or maim a person, she has a thorough interest in, and not only does she love all of these things, but she knows her way around them all. As a result, she's good in assaults as a shock trooper. While not related to her job, Noreen also excels in the use of makeup; a skill she uses regularly to disguise her otherwise-bluish skin.
Psychological profile: Noreen is, above all else, a liar. She isn't one to purposely misguide her comrades, but outside of official work, anyone who meets Noreen should expect that at least 70% of what she says is false. She's also notably greedy, passing up nearly no opportunity to gain wares, money, or favors. Outside of these and a very possible weapons fetish, Noreen is actually almost fairly normal. If anything, her most abnormal trait left would have to be her morbid sense of humor and her inability to understand why she's seemingly the only one who finds her jokes funny. If she opens up with "A nun and a nurse walk into a bar," stop her unless you want to endure her favorite joke.
As far as her more down-to-earth traits go, Noreen is notable for greatly disliking the typical appearance of dullahans despite being one herself, claiming that her kind looks too gloomy and regularly applying makeup and dying her hair periodically to look as human as possible. She has a fondness for theatrical flair, bittersweet endings, and the sight of the moon rising over the horizon. Noreen also has a notable love for anything without a pulse, and a habit of collecting absolutely anything she finds that is undead-themed. She does not like humid weather, gold, horses, or being underground. Also afraid of spiders.
Medical health record: If you can believe it, Noreen needed extensive head surgery once when her head was hit by a news van (how her head wasn't split in two is anyone's guess). Numerous steel plates now exist in her head, covering an estimated 60% of her skull. As a result, magnets and metal detectors are something similar to weaknesses of hers, and a long series of stitches exist along the back of her head.
Relationships: Apparently Noreen used to have an on/off romantic relationship with her former arms dealer; a human in her native Ireland. She claims the relationship ended during an argument that ended in a gunfight. Outside of this, there are no known relations worth note.
Miscellaneous:
- Wears a magnetic choker when on the job to keep her head in place. She's noted it's rather uncomfortable and says it can get nauseating if worn for too long, so most of her non-working hours see her head removed from its shoulders.
- Always carries at least two guns and four throwing knives when dealing with extraspecies crime.
Oh man, Noreen is great. Please tell me she brings her scythe (fake or otherwise) around into battle to scare the shit out of her enemies and "just because it looks cool". Anyway, unless I see something weird looking at her sheet the second time around, she's accepted. Post her in the character section!
Also, does she have a last name? If not, may I suggest "Noreen O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (who is also Italian)"? xD
