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    1. TwelveOf8 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Now that I have given up video games I should have a lot more time to RP now. I'm sure that I'm not the first person to have declared this but hopefully I won't be the last.
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9 yrs ago
To all those who are awaiting a post from me I'm sorry. I have no excuses. I expect the very best from myself and frankly that kind of pressure brings about some major procrastination.
9 yrs ago
I very well may be the worst fps player the world has ever known.
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9 yrs ago
Has anyone heard of this Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen guy? They say he's number one.
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9 yrs ago
Alright, no more screwing around. I have to get started on my various projects. I can't let another week go by with nothing done. Lady France awaits and I'm not getting any younger.
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Bio

I guess this is where I explain myself.

All I can say is that my existence is an endless void occasionally interrupted by passing flashes of light.
Interlaced with a little randomness here and there to, ya know, keep things interesting.


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@HylozoistSo basically Inception but instead of dreams it's layers upon layers of confusion. That would've made for a much better movie. I mean seriously, really think about it. I want this movie to get made.
@ValorOf that I am well aware. Incidentally, Fiddlesticks wouldn't know that he didn't have his communicator if he was oblivious to the fact that he was supposed to have one in the first place.
@Hylozoist I'm way too comfused to reply in a meaningful way to your confusion.
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Basically, I started writing a post, kept on writing a post, and then continued on writing a post. Normally I'd do one last double-check to make sure nobody has posted something between "starting to write" and "getting the preview and post buttons mixed up" "hitting the post button", but this time, I forgot. If I had done what I'd normally do, I would have held off on that GM post dealing with Hip and Hacking Bees and a Salty Snake because I would've seen your post saying that you'll be posting in a few hours, and then instead I'd have posted a GM post that contained responses for both the Above Ground Team and the Below Ground Adventure.

Rest assured that this all made sense in my head at the point when I apologised, but I realise it probably didn't make much sense if you're not me, and now that I've gone to the trouble of writing this all out, I feel rather silly about the whole thing.

To continue my waffling about posting schedules, I am probably not going to be able to get a decent reply up this evening, as I'm using my rather unreliable tablet rather than my slightly-more-reliable desktop that's got my map of the tunnels drawn on it. I'll aim to get a reply up for you tomorrow morning (GMT).


I have no idea what you are talking about, but I'm glad we're playing again. n_n
Sorry, @TwelveOf8, I didn't see that until I'd hit post (this post took rather more time than I thought it would to write, even without my usual "I must re-write this to within an inch of it's life"); I will give you a dedicated GM post of your very own once you've got your post done.


I'm confused.
"Alright bees! Listen up!" squeaked Fiddlesticks.

"I'm going to use this sophistimocated doowakky here." Fiddlesticks picked up the cleaner bot. He presented to the bees the GUI on which there was a smiley face with its tongue sticking out.

"To track you guys through the tunnels. What you're going to do is make as much noise as you guys can. Like a circus or somethin." Fiddlesticks explained.

"The noise you guys will make will bounce off the walls. Then it will be picked up by this thingy over here." he pointed to the rope with the sensors on it.

"And finally, the sounds that have been registered and calculated will reveal more of the map of these tunnels. Those will show up here." Fiddlesticks tapped the cleaner bot screen with his right index finger.

"Got it team!? Good! No time for questions!" declared Fiddlesticks.

"Team A! You guys take the left tunnel! Team B! Take the right! Team C! Go straight ahead! If you guys find any cool trinkets and such, let us know! I love treasure hunting! I remember this one time, I was with my older brother in the woods. He was like "don't eat those berries". And I was like "up yours bro". So I ate em. I think the were pink. Maybe red? Burgundy? They say they only grow after it rains. It used to rain all the time. The rain was the rainiest rain of any rain ever. I was like whoah, and my bro was like, woah! And we were like woah! And it was like totally woah! Such much woah that the woah was...." rambled Fiddlesticks.

The bees all looked at each other with awkward expressions of their faces. They then proceeded to carry out their objectives.
I'm going to make a post in a few hours.
The limestone staircase was as long and as winding as the previous one. Whether it was the same staircase or not, there was only one way to find out. The same paranoia and trepidation that assaulted Gilligan during his descent returned with a vengeance. There was a chance that he was in a magical trap. That he may never get out of the dungeon alive.

At last, Gilligan reached the top of the stairwell. He discovered a similar ladder that rose up to an all too familiar trapdoor. Was this the same trapdoor as the one through which he entered the dungeon? Or was it a different trapdoor that looked identical to the first one? What would happen if Gilligan were to decide to descend that stairwell again? Will he be back in the same dark great hall or will he be somewhere else entirely? Previous experience in this dungeon would indicate that the former would be more likely.

Gilligan remembered some old advice he was given a long time ago. It was that appearances can be deceiving and that surprises await around every corner. It is important to always keep an open mind whilst remaining sensible. Above all else, always be on guard.

Two obvious choices awaited Gilligan. He could choose to either climb out of the familiar trapdoor or go back the way he came. Taking his chances back down in the great dark hall.
You and me both, but I do appreciate a good ass as much as the next man. As for dicks? Well, I wouldn't recoil in disgust if I saw one but I wouldn't seek one out either.

Talk about going from highbrow to lowbrow. I mean jeez. Unpredictability is always fun though.
@RhythmloidAccording to urban dictionary tiddy means boobies so I'm going to go with that definition. Tiddies aren't the only jiggly things I'm interested in. But yes, tiddies are the tits!
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