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Current god gives his comfiest naps to his strongest snoozers
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ai art produces unhealthy and unrealistic beauty standards of how many fingers our hands should have
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yoshitsune is a lot of effort when naoto can sweep most trash mobs with instakills and the majority of endgame bosses have innate phys resistance
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the status bar is great because you can force an entire website to listen to your stream of consciousness and since there's no block or mute function there's nothing anyone can do about it
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decades since the concept of a music video first debuted and humanity has still yet to top ok go hopping across treadmills in what is very clearly a community hall they rented for the day
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udon
21 y/o from ireland, he/they
have roleplayed for somewhere around a decade now through various mediums, 1x1 and group. advanced writer who still uses "furrowed their brow" every time a character reacts to anything

support gay rights? check out my 1x1 request thread.

discord is "oodonoodles.".

testimonials:
"udon you are my hero" - duskkyy
"Soooo like. Udon right? Love that guy!" - Icarus
"I want to talk to Udon about the fall of Constantinople" - Cloaked
"an udon sandwich is EXTREMELY possible" - David
"bearing in mind here udon is a massive homosexual" - megar
"udon do you ever stop to think about the things you type before you type them" - Igloo
"Udon the kinda fella who exhales unnecessarily loudly after having a drink" - Lava
"IMAGINE I just walk into a shop and I see udon there. I’d just freak out. I’d flip it. It’d be bonkers. It’s mental. I’d go insane. Totally crazy." - Icarus, again
"udon isn't human" - RoseWolf
"I frankly don’t even know if Udon exists." - SomeMekBoy

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in that case, here's my funny little guy, for your review
(apologies if any of the formatting got butchered in translation)

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queer micro-brewery my beloved

when we've finished our character sheets, do we post them straight to the characters tab or dm them to the gm/co-gm for review beforehand?
assuming this is still open, i've been considering a sort of psychokinesis "dream" based power: essentially, the character is asleep and unconscious while using their power, and can project their dreams and imagination into psychic constructs (though with restrictions—no projecting nukes or war machines or anything), while the character would hover around and engage in combat with a sort of sixth sense.

would this be alright as a base to expand upon?
is this still open? if so, i'm definitely interested.
hey, i've been really caught up with a lot of personal/health related goings-on irl, but if this is still going you can count me in! i've admittedly been a little unsure on when to hop in, but if an opportunity arises i'll take it.

super sorry about the delay again, january has not been my month OTL

hope to have a post out for fran soon!



In ArcRift 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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In ArcRift 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

“Haven’t you ever heard the phrase about not looking a gift horse in the mouth?”
This man had curious eyes, Gyro had to admit: Had he merely cast a glance over Cole, he would have noted them as blue and nothing more—but to find the Golden Rectangle, he had to look closer. The perfect ratio he needed indeed lay in between brow and cheek—and behind those irises, an unmistakable weight of experience, and of power. He had seen that look in another’s eyes before: President Valentine, as he stood over him. The weight of the war, and the power of the Holy Corpse—not a reveling in strength, nor a weariness from the past. Just a confident resolution of duty.
He could only hope Cole's duty was more noble than the President’s.

“I don’t believe in coincidences. In my experience, there’s a ‘flow’ that all things follow, trying to put them on the ‘right path’: It wasn’t by chance I saw your flying machine fall. It’s the flow of things, leading me here…And maybe, to my path.”
He tilted his head, cocking his brow.
“Besides, it’s dark out now. Even an experienced explorer wouldn’t risk going out into the night in an unfamiliar land like this.”

At Sanford’s inquiries, Gyro chuckled. “You’re correct. This ‘Steel Ball’ is my weapon. If I was reckless, I could destroy my ear completely, or my shoulder, or cheek—just like how a fool with a gun may give himself a smack if he forgets about the recoil. But I am no fool: I’ve learnt to use the Steel Balls from a young age. I’ve spun it with the technique of a master—so long as I’m careful not to bump into it, it won’t budge or veer off course into me.” Slowly, Gyro rose up from his prone position, raising one knee and putting the other back. He steadied himself with both hands down onto the ground, casting his gaze across the rubble.

“The energy inside the Ball is being dispersed through the ground, echoing out as vibrations: When those vibrations bounce off of something, it comes back as an echo.” His expression hardened, his focus clearly elsewhere—his voice sounded more as if he was repeating what he had heard than explaining it in his own words. “I can tell if something is there, how big it is, how far away it is…Then, it’s just a matter of identifying it from that information.”
He raised a hand towards Cole, beckoning him back over. His gaze refocused, shooting a steely stare back at Sanford.

“There’s someone under that rubble,” he spoke low, pointing towards it but shielding his finger from the crowd with his cape. “It’s a person, definitely. They’re smaller than me: Either a woman, or a really scrawny kid. We’ve gotta get them out of there…But if we make a big fuss about it, everyone will just rush in and make a mess of it all, trying to be the hero—and they’ll probably spook Valkyrie, too. But if you get into position…I’ll use my Steel Balls to clear you a path, and you should be able to free them.”
The Ball at Gyro’s foot stopped spinning. What was that he had before, about coincidences?

Reaching down for it, Gyro took the Steel Ball into his hand. He stood up straight, tipping back his hat. He had a clear shot from here.
He looked to the side, again looking at—not in—Cole’s eye. The Golden Rectangle: A perfectly pleasing ratio, easily found in the human eye. The perfect angle at which to use the Spin.



He inhaled, relaxing and releasing tension where it wasn’t needed. He held himself there, waiting for Cole and Sanford to get into position by the rubble.

“Be ready. I’m letting it loose…”
One quick glance between his newfound allies. Then he reared back, twisted his arm low, and flicked his wrist forward.
“Now! See for yourselves the power of the Spin!
In an instant, the Steel Ball rocketed forward like a great big bullet from Gyro’s hand. It whistled through the air, a mere green blur even to those with heightened perceptions—and just as quickly as it had taken flight, it collided with the surface of the rubble with a great crash. Yet, despite the tremendous speed at which it travelled, the debris did not crack. They did not even shift in place—instead, the Steel Ball kept spinning. It spun faster than the human eye could comprehend, scraping all along the stone surface and sending bits and flecks flying back. Dust began to rise and cloud around as the Ball spun, obscuring it from view—save for a faint golden glow shining through.
Finally, it stopped. Tiny particles of rubble were scattered all about, shattered free by the Steel Ball—which shot back through the dust and boomeranged right back into Gyro’s hand, fitting perfectly into his palm. The rubble covering the woman had been ground up into fine little grains—easily sifted through by Cole and Sanford to pull free whomever was within.

Gyro cast a glance towards the crowd, watching for reactions. Then, back to his allies.
“Eheh, nyo-ho~”



He seemed to be enjoying himself.
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Incredibly sorry about the delay on my character — My schedule's been very erratic and I found myself unsatisfied with what I'd written when I did get the chance to sit down and work on it. Fortunately, I'm just about finished, and just need to give it a look over to see what could be improved: I should be able to submit him Sunday, or Monday at the latest!
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